Hey card makers – this here’s Clance with the Wednesday recap of your favorite soap opera - Classy Castle Cuts starring none other than Krazy Kastle Klutz. It’s been quite a day at the salon.
Rapunzel is depressed over split ends, and Rahier is too preoccupied to help out in her salon. Head moat-minder/pilot Neil got stressed out and hired his pet monkey to help him pluck the “not so perfect landing” tea partiers out of the moat. Now the poor little monkey is over worked and under banana’d. The local gossip queens at Truvy's Beauty Parlor are trying to out-lie each other, evil step-wench Barfelda has washed her man right outta her hair and got a herself a weave. Bonnie’s been napping in a bamboo garden, Bertie’s planting vines and flingin’ tea-grog, Darla the dragon is in love with Derek. Jeeves baked a cake, Tabbyrella got a clawsicure, and while flying pink ponies pranced at the moat’s edge, the hogs were nose to nose. Holli Hairapus had to be put on the rack to even out her tentacles and MariLynn’s cousin found her soulmate. Horton heard a who, a butterfly-clad blonde bombshell showed up at the gate and Daniella got scalped. Punzia and her baby were dumped by her not so DH. Fisherman Bob showed up to lend a hand to Neil and the monkey. The Ryan clan are no longer happy campers, while Busty Bossom has been eating garlic for breakfast. William the Wizard finally got a job, but Ms. Greyshadow has yet to reveal the contents of the secret envelope. The butterflies are mixing it up (and not in a good way) and foxy67 showed up with GREEN hair! Rapunzel’s neighbors are very patriotic, but there’s botox in the chapstick. Just WHO is announcing their upcoming wedding? Stephane is smitten with wannabcre8ive but Gertie’s fillin’ him in on her slightly scarlet past. Canoe Rider Nikki is sportin’ a new do, and paparazzi are hanging around the back door cause rumor has it a couple of tea pot birthday gals are in the back room getting a bit of work done. Whew!
Back Door Bucky to the rescue! HeÂ’s been hanging out by the castleÂ’s rear door, waiting to console all those poor gals that had the misfortune of a haircut gone bad, been the victim of wagging tongues, or birthday girls trying to escape the taunting of their so called friends.
Date: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 GMT Views: 1326
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Registered: February 12, 2007 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 13642
Thu, Jan 28, 2010 @ 8:42 PM
Oh my goodness, what a good laugh I had tonight because of YOU. Even my monkey made the story!!! What a story summary. You summed up the wonderful teapot party perfectly. What fun we had. I love Tuesdays!!! You just made them even better.
Love your castle, door and cute little Bucky. I could have used a hug 20 some odd years ago when I married what I thought was a great guy who turned out to be not so nice!!! The day of the wedding I went to a salon I was told would make me beautiful!!! Was I surprised!!! My hair is fine, limp and no body. They put my hair on top of my head with curls on the sides that were so firm (I think they starched them!!!) and the rest of my hair went straight up about 3 inches high. I looked like a Roman soldier's helmet.....no kidding. A tray with food and beverage could rest on it and not fall!!! I think it was a warning I didn't heed. Oh well, me and my hair have since recovered!!! Would you just have Bucky blow me a kiss!!! Thanks for taking the time to do this awesome card and story.
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Thu, Jan 28, 2010 @ 9:45 PM
Well I'm thinkin' this card has become the talk of the town, so to speak. And just why shouldnt it? It's fabulously written and equally as fabulously crafted. Good for you, Hilda. Knock ''em dead girl.
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Thu, Jan 28, 2010 @ 10:25 PM
This is Hilarious....I Think...No...I Know your Beaver is Adorable, and, all he's trying to do is Be... the Hero TWO THUMBS-UP 4 Your
Fantastic Story and the Treasure you made here....I Love it
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Fri, Jan 29, 2010 @ 5:16 AM
Bwahahahaha! Back Door Bucky? OMGosh! This is a riot- and you got it all in there too! I am dieing here. Your story is delish, but that adorable image and textured castle just rock! Fine job Missy! Love it!
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Registered: December 18, 2007 Location: Washington Posts: 31117
Sat, Jan 30, 2010 @ 11:45 AM
Oh my goodness, broom, you get the award for most creative story for sure. How fun, a soap opera. I enjoyed reading it. hee. I love your card. Nicely done. What a sweet beaver. Love it.
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Sun, Jan 31, 2010 @ 10:14 AM
Hilda, this is fabulous! What a darling scene you've created! Thank you soooo much for your beautiful card, too! I'm really behind in uploading RAKS, but I'll catch up eventually. Thanks again, sweet girl! Love it!
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Registered: April 19, 2006 Location: Under piles of craft stuff in New Zealand Posts: 4148
Sun, Jan 31, 2010 @ 8:49 PM
wowza -- this is sooooo clever and so cool -- you have done an amazing job ... love this card -- so much work has gone into it ... glad we got to see it
Registered: April 19, 2006 Location: Under piles of craft stuff in New Zealand Posts: 4148
Sun, Jan 31, 2010 @ 8:49 PM
wowza -- this is sooooo clever and so cool -- you have done an amazing job ... love this card -- so much work has gone into it ... glad we got to see it