Hey card makers – this here’s Clance with the Wednesday recap of your favorite soap opera - Classy Castle Cuts starring none other than Krazy Kastle Klutz. It’s been quite a day at the salon.
Rapunzel is depressed over split ends, and Rahier is too preoccupied to help out in her salon. Head moat-minder/pilot Neil got stressed out and hired his pet monkey to help him pluck the “not so perfect landing” tea partiers out of the moat. Now the poor little monkey is over worked and under banana’d. The local gossip queens at Truvy's Beauty Parlor are trying to out-lie each other, evil step-wench Barfelda has washed her man right outta her hair and got a herself a weave. Bonnie’s been napping in a bamboo garden, Bertie’s planting vines and flingin’ tea-grog, Darla the dragon is in love with Derek. Jeeves baked a cake, Tabbyrella got a clawsicure, and while flying pink ponies pranced at the moat’s edge, the hogs were nose to nose. Holli Hairapus had to be put on the rack to even out her tentacles and MariLynn’s cousin found her soulmate. Horton heard a who, a butterfly-clad blonde bombshell showed up at the gate and Daniella got scalped. Punzia and her baby were dumped by her not so DH. Fisherman Bob showed up to lend a hand to Neil and the monkey. The Ryan clan are no longer happy campers, while Busty Bossom has been eating garlic for breakfast. William the Wizard finally got a job, but Ms. Greyshadow has yet to reveal the contents of the secret envelope. The butterflies are mixing it up (and not in a good way) and foxy67 showed up with GREEN hair! Rapunzel’s neighbors are very patriotic, but there’s botox in the chapstick. Just WHO is announcing their upcoming wedding? Stephane is smitten with wannabcre8ive but Gertie’s fillin’ him in on her slightly scarlet past. Canoe Rider Nikki is sportin’ a new do, and paparazzi are hanging around the back door cause rumor has it a couple of tea pot birthday gals are in the back room getting a bit of work done. Whew!
Back Door Bucky to the rescue! HeÂ’s been hanging out by the castleÂ’s rear door, waiting to console all those poor gals that had the misfortune of a haircut gone bad, been the victim of wagging tongues, or birthday girls trying to escape the taunting of their so called friends.
Date: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 GMT Views: 1327
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