Hello Teapot Partiers we are in for some fun today. We are off to a farm in the retirement capital of America, Turtle Lake, Wisconsin. Seems our little Gertie has grown fond of the owner of the farm, Monty McCoy. He is not happy with Frizzle, who is visiting his farm from New England; due to his new found love of…..rap!! Gertie has been secretly taking rap lessons for a dream she has had for awhile. She would like to make money off the rapping hens that have been flocking around Frizzle Da Dizzle to work a deal with Monty to turn this farm into a retirement home for 42,000 teapot partiers!!! She has promised Monty that after the money from the tour comes in, only country music will be played by people like Brad Paisley, Brad Paisley and Brad Paisley. The really big benefit to this awesome retirement idea is that when the teapot partiers age and are ready for retirement……the ‘girls’ will be perky due to the cold weather. Would you want to retire where it is hot and the ‘girls’ drag on the floor or where it is cold and the ‘girls’ stand at attention? How do I know this……..Annie Jo Ryan told me so!!! For proof see the recent photo of our Annie Jo with her former flame here . The 'girls' speak for themselves!!! lol
So girls lets start exercising Â…..feel the beat:
Yo, Yo donÂ’t be chickinÂ’
DonÂ’t be foul
LetÂ’s get pumpinÂ’
Grab your towel
Work out the drums
Work out the sticks
Its time to exercise
To look good for us chicks!!!
Date: Monday, April 5, 2010 GMT Views: 1545
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Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Mon, Apr 05, 2010 @ 8:04 PM
ROTFLMBO! I love your cute exercising chicks. Love your song too. Cool blue shades! Love your hills and that big red barn where it's all happening. Thanks for the heads up about the perky thing. hehe Fabulous card Sis! and story! TFS :0)
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Registered: June 23, 2008 Location: da U.P. - Michigan's beautiful Upper Peninsula Posts: 14987
Mon, Apr 05, 2010 @ 8:07 PM
Love it! Your perky retirement plan is a scream, and as I think about it, we have the same plan here in da U.P. of Michigan! Great card Connie - your chickens are really struttin' their stuff!
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Registered: May 15, 2005 Location: Arlington, Washington Posts: 30400
Mon, Apr 05, 2010 @ 8:49 PM
I'm not sure I would be very perky after a work out like there doing...
great coloring and card design.. and lovin your story!!
cute cute cute!!
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Mon, Apr 05, 2010 @ 9:07 PM
Must be you dont remember how much I despise country music! How awful you are! I'm not surprised though! Arent you a smart little thing tonight with all that talk about perky this and perky that. I guess you can still remember some things!
I love this card. It's just adorable. I'm really impressed with those arthritic hands of yours that you coud do such intricate coloring. You just never cease to amaze me in any number of ways. This card is just one of those ways!
Thank you for reminding me of my precious Marco. It was such fun while it lasted, but oh, you being the sweet person you are, you just had to remind me of his demise. That definitely is not funny to me. It's hurtful. I was just on the verge of getting out that lousy rotten two-timin' guy who only had eyes for you and there you go again ... you just had to remind me of how sweet love can be if only for a few short days. Have a nice day!
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Registered: February 18, 2010 Location: Stuck in the middle! Posts: 4680
Mon, Apr 05, 2010 @ 11:58 PM
OMG-your speckled hens are a hoot!
Loved your perky story and a "rap" song to boot!
Blue skies, rolling hills, a red barn, plaid, gingham, and workout chickens too,
Yo, Yo Connie, hats off to you!
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Registered: April 19, 2006 Location: Under piles of craft stuff in New Zealand Posts: 4148
Tue, Apr 06, 2010 @ 1:45 AM
Love love love -- these chicks --I work at a gym and I have wanted to get my hands on this stamp for ages -- Love your card and everthing that goes with it ...
Registered: November 12, 2009 Location: Living in Western North Carolina in the mountains of beauty. Posts: 2551
Tue, Apr 06, 2010 @ 3:20 AM
Oh this is too funny... cutest stamp of chickens I have ever seen...love it ... great story line too... now to go make one... on my goodness what fun this one is going to be today... Thanks Connie for a great card and fun rap... or is wrap..??? Still a little mixed up over this one... LOL
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Registered: January 26, 2010 Location: Just tryin' to get out from under these Black and White Polka Dots! Posts: 103
Tue, Apr 06, 2010 @ 5:15 AM
Yo! Yo! Wassup????
Dude, Con-Air.......just looking at your scene here.....look at the lines of your hills behind the chicks working out....I am thinking you could come off the barn roof, hit the first hill, get some pretty big air, do a double gainer twist triple back flip what's it doodle and still land it before you get to the menure piles!!! Oh and can you do that while rappin, cuz dats whut Im talkin' bout!
Hey, perky girls....yah, okay I am coming to you when I cast my video extras.....only perkey girls in my rap video......
How can I thank you enough for your awesome sample card! You and your sis make things so fun each week.....Happy Teapot Tuesday my Colorado rappin' sis! Snort! I am SO retiring with you! You will have to wait for me though, still in diapers and not quite developed yet, but they say it won't be long before I will need some well, head gear???? Snort!
Come on, let's go try that double gainer what's it doodle move off the barn!