Hey card makers – this here’s Clance with the Wednesday recap of your favorite soap opera - Classy Castle Cuts starring none other than Krazy Kastle Klutz. It’s been quite a day at the salon.
Rapunzel is depressed over split ends, and Rahier is too preoccupied to help out in her salon. Head moat-minder/pilot Neil got stressed out and hired his pet monkey to help him pluck the “not so perfect landing” tea partiers out of the moat. Now the poor little monkey is over worked and under banana’d. The local gossip queens at Truvy's Beauty Parlor are trying to out-lie each other, evil step-wench Barfelda has washed her man right outta her hair and got a herself a weave. Bonnie’s been napping in a bamboo garden, Bertie’s planting vines and flingin’ tea-grog, Darla the dragon is in love with Derek. Jeeves baked a cake, Tabbyrella got a clawsicure, and while flying pink ponies pranced at the moat’s edge, the hogs were nose to nose. Holli Hairapus had to be put on the rack to even out her tentacles and MariLynn’s cousin found her soulmate. Horton heard a who, a butterfly-clad blonde bombshell showed up at the gate and Daniella got scalped. Punzia and her baby were dumped by her not so DH. Fisherman Bob showed up to lend a hand to Neil and the monkey. The Ryan clan are no longer happy campers, while Busty Bossom has been eating garlic for breakfast. William the Wizard finally got a job, but Ms. Greyshadow has yet to reveal the contents of the secret envelope. The butterflies are mixing it up (and not in a good way) and foxy67 showed up with GREEN hair! Rapunzel’s neighbors are very patriotic, but there’s botox in the chapstick. Just WHO is announcing their upcoming wedding? Stephane is smitten with wannabcre8ive but Gertie’s fillin’ him in on her slightly scarlet past. Canoe Rider Nikki is sportin’ a new do, and paparazzi are hanging around the back door cause rumor has it a couple of tea pot birthday gals are in the back room getting a bit of work done. Whew!
Back Door Bucky to the rescue! HeÂ’s been hanging out by the castleÂ’s rear door, waiting to console all those poor gals that had the misfortune of a haircut gone bad, been the victim of wagging tongues, or birthday girls trying to escape the taunting of their so called friends.
Date: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 GMT Views: 1322
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Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Thu, Jan 28, 2010 @ 4:14 AM
Oh! I am so lucky, Bucky! I so need a hug! This is the most stressful teaparty ever! So many issues, so many fires to put out! A crisis here, some hurt feelings there, a big mess to clean up, a life to be saved, an attitude to be adjusted, and finally someone to give me a hug!!!!
Okay, here is the deal Hilda! Reading your re-cap of the teaparty sorta puts a spin on reality in a Make Believe World. The reality of this whole thing is that clearly, simply put, we are totally off our rockers!!! What a kick to have you summarize the teaparty and in such accurate form! I was busting a gut reading this, which is a whole nuther issue!!
Your card is absolutely precious and so creative! Bucky, I love ya buddy.....You showing up gives me *strength* to continue on to next Tuesday! Whew....I needed that!
This is a crack up...I gotta get the girls to come up and read how you summed it up and get a hug from Bucky themselves! Giggle!
Registered: November 27, 2004 Location: Carpal Tunnel � slowed me down. Posts: 2272
Thu, Jan 28, 2010 @ 5:06 AM
Oh my gosh, this sure takes that teaparty one step further down the road to insanity. Aren't we lucky to have a place to escape when the REAL world gets too yucky... hey, Ishould have made arhyme out of that. Well, maybe some other time.
Thanks for the grin this morning. Your card is fantastic and the story equally so.
Registered: November 3, 2007 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 10333
Thu, Jan 28, 2010 @ 5:21 AM
OMG this is so hilarious! I see you, too, are a wizard with that cuttlebug...Awesome castle door! But truly, I only have eyes for Bucky the Back-Door Beaver...hmmm catchy...I think I need a T-shirt that says that! I LOVE this!
Registered: September 7, 2006 Location: Northern Nevada Posts: 33121
Thu, Jan 28, 2010 @ 6:03 AM
Well, when Mothermark challenged us to bring on the gossip, we had it covered!! We are all expert gossipers, I guess!! LOL! You really managed to sum it all up quite well though! Love your castle card and Bucky is just adorable!! TFS!!!
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Registered: July 1, 2007 Location: small town near montreal, quebec Posts: 26677
Thu, Jan 28, 2010 @ 6:04 AM
Oh cool story Bucky! I so love this little beaver, he looks like he could be there for a long time though, being the ladies are so busy with their gossip and hurt egos. Well, I am coming, yes, me the new Barfelda with the "weave" (big lol). Ahem, you were'nt thinking about me did you when talking about so called friends right. I am friends with everybody now! But still, nobody's getting the deets on my fat turned to hair diet. Nahhhhhh...lol
I love your card, it's sweet too. I had one great laugh. Don't know how you could put all that together and make it sound so funny. What talent. TFS