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sorry, don't have a poem. I once saw a recipe for "kitty poop" cake!
You bake a regular white cake, and when it's done and cooled, crumble it all up until it's just a giant pile of crumbs, and place it in a NEW clean kitty litter box. Then sprinkle blue sugar sprinkles all over it (to make it look like those fresh smell crystals). Then you take a few tootsie rolls and microwave them, and when they are still hot stretch them out and shape them into kitty poops. Gross, huh??
There was a poem for "Gritty Kitty" cat litter on the Ren and Stimpy show in an episode where Stimpy had to write a poem in order to win a contest. You could probably google it.
Pumpkin Poop
Use candy corn or orange and black jelly beans
I started to carve a pumpkin
with my carving knife and scoop
But the pumpkin got so scared
He took a little poop!
It looked so cute and funny
Just like a candy treat
So I'm sharing it with you now
Because you are so sweet!
Another version of Pumpkin Poop
The pumpkin hearing
"Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran as fast as he can
Leaving pumpkin poop
Ghost Poop
Use mini marshmallows
Don't shiver, don't shake,
It's not a mistake -
The ghost was afraid
He just couldn't of stayed!
So he left on the stoop
His white ghostly poop!!
Bat Poop (never heard of this one before)
They said to use chocolate covered raisins
As I was out on Halloween Night
I saw above me bats in flight
At the bats I began to look
And felt a crunch underfoot
I began to search around
And found this bat poop on the ground
I decided to try this unusual treat
And found it tastes chocolatey sweet
So I thought I would share a scoop
Of the infamous BAT POOP!!!
Here's a link to a page with poop poems, even one for turkeys!
I couldn't send you flowers
and candy wouldn't do
and mushy cards just didn't
say the things I want them to.
So I got you something special
and here's the inside scoop
I found you something very rare
it's genuine Cupid poop!
[Use red hot heart candies]
Cupid Poop
Here is something from the cupids above,
who fly along with all of the doves.
Whose arrows have hit many lonely hearts,
they send you a gift for your big heart.
Your kindness and love have been so true,
so the cupids have sent you their little poo-poo.
Easter
Easter Bunny
Hidden eggs are not for you,
Not even in the chicken coop,
Look as you may, search as you will
All you'll find in bunny poop.
Easter Bunny
Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail
Hippity Hoppity, Easter's on it's way!
But Peter couldn't wait so long
He left a bag of Bunny dung.
Hope this helps you have a hoppy day!
[Use small chocolate easter eggs or chocolate covered raisins]
St. Patrick's
Leprechaun
It's time for the wearin' of the green
and the smallest people
you've ever seen.
The Luck of the Irish they carry along
and a pot of gold if you can hold them long.
But if you let them go too soon,
Leprechaun poop will be your due!
[Use green Tic-Tac mints or green jelly belly's]
Independence Day
4th of July
It's the birthday of the Red White & Blue
I have a special gift for you!
With a flash and a Bang
and smoke that goes poof!
Here's your bag of
firecracker poop!
[Use red licorice bites, Hot Tamales, Tic-Tac's, Fire-Ball candy or Jelly Belly's]
Halloween
Pumpkin Pooh
A night on the town
is certainly proof,
Pumpkins were watching,
while you made a goof,
Tricking not treating
is your game.
Your pumpkins at home
were thinking the same.
So, when you get home this you must do
check your shoes for pumpkin pooh.
[Use cheesy puffs for the inside of a cello bag]
by Darla Gould and Friend
Pumpkin Poop
I started to carve a pumpkin
with my carving knife and scoop
But the pumpkin got so scared
He took a little poop!
It looked so cute and funny
Just like a candy treat
So I'm sharing it with you now
Because you are so sweet!
[Use candy corn]
Pumpkin Poop
The goblins and ghosts
Have flown the coop
They even took the
Black Cat Soup
The only thing left
Is this yummy loot
So sit and enjoy
Your pumpkin poop!
Halloween / Ghost
Wishing you a Halloween Boo!
All you get is Ghost Poo!
Place it in water clear
Watch it magically disappear!
[Use melting packing peanuts]
Halloween / Ghost
Ghostly poo is fluffy and nice
Vampire doo doesn't come near
Hold it under water
and watch it disappear!
Boooooooooooo!
[Use melting packing peanuts]
Halloween / Ghost
Halloween Greetings are near
Hold this under water
and watch the ghost poop....disappear!
Happy Halloween....Boo!
[Use melting packing peanuts]
Halloween / Ghost
I could hear them in the walls
running down the halls
In and out of rooms,
Dancing with the brooms,
But, alas not one believed
the Ghosts roamed my happy home,
so I collected up their droppings
as a special gift for you
for now a fool you'll pay
with evidence of ghoul play.
[Use mini marshmallows, popcorn or white Tic-Tac mints]
Scarecrow Poop
Halloween is coming
fall is in the air.
The scarecrow is shivering
so you've got to beware!
The birds are flying a big loop-de-loop.
Look out!
You've stepped in Scarecrow Poop!
[Use Candy Corn inside a cello bag]
Credit goes to Ann M., of IA
Scarecrow Poop
Scarecrows can be cute,
Scarecrows can be scary,
and though they move their feet alot,
they're only sedentary.
But if you leave them to their own,
and find them in the morn,
I'll bet you didn't know-
Scarecrows poop candy corn!
by Kate Lewis
Thanksgiving
Scarecrow Poop
Fall is here...there's a nip in the air,
But you won't have to sink to despair!
To have a warm laugh - here's the scoop,
I'm giving you some Scarecrow poop!
[You can use cut up pieces of raffia for this or any fall colored candy]
Turkey Poop
You invited me to dinner
with your family and your friends.
You didn't say I was the main dish.
For me it was "THE END!"
You frightened me so badly
I knew I had been duped!
So I left you with my calling card:
This bag of Turkey Poop!
[Fill bag with coffee beans, raisinets, jelly beans, etc...]
Christmas / Winter
Reindeer
We were awakened when we heard Santa call,
"Dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
But soon we discovered out on the front lawn,
Santa and his reindeer were gone.
With our little shovels, we started to scoop,
all of the droppings.....YUCK, reindeer poop!
So, then we generously filled you up a sack,
Have a Merry Christmas and enjoy your snack.
[The above can be made with a cardboard french fry container
and stamped with Christmas stamps all over and then filled with
little plastic bags with Milk Duds or Malt balls]
Reindeer
For all the souls who hate the noise
Of Christmas cheer and lights and toys
For Mr. Scrooge and Mrs. too,
here's a little gift for you...
A lump of coal won't be enough
to make up for the shine and fluff,
So, here's a scoop of reindeer poop
to offset all that Christmas goop!!
Rudolph
Santa saved a precious gift
And it's especially for you.
Just a little something extra
And it comes from Rudolph, too!
He knows that you've been naughty
Instead of being nice.
Once again you're on the bad list
And he's checked it over twice.
Santa hopes this little poem
Doesn't throw you for a loop.
All your getting this year
Is a bunch of reindeer poop!
The Elves
Moose Poop
My moose just left,
you heard me right.
Just packed his bags
and left my sight.
But with some luck
upon the ground,
there will be evidence
to be found.
[Use milk duds, malted milk balls, chocolate covered
raisins or chocolate covered peanuts]
Moose Poop
- FOR HUNTING SEASON -
I hunted and hunted
But "oh shoot"!
All I found this season was Moose Poop!
[fill your baggie with chocolate covered raisins]
Snowman
Heard you've been naughty
So here's the scoop,
All you get is...
Snowman Poop!
[poop can be marshmallows]
Snowman Poop
I hear you've been naughty,
So listen, here's the scoop...
I'm running short on coal this year,
so you get "Snowman Poop"
Love, Santa
[use mini-marshmallows]
I Learned All About Life From a Snowman...
* It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.
* Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
* Wearing white is always appropriate.
* Winter is the best of the four seasons.
* It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
* There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.
* The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.
* We're all made up of mostly water.
* You know you've made it when they write a song about you.
* Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
* Don't get too much sun.
* It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.
* It's fun to hang out in your front yard.
* Always put your best foot forward.
* There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.
Snowman Poop
Santa looked at his list,
even checked it twice.
And he found out that
you haven't been nice.
Since coal is so expensive,
here is the scoop,
Santa is filling your stocking with ...
SNOWMAN POOP!!!!
Reindeer Poop
Santa's been here. How do I know?
Look what I found outside in the snow!
[Use this to top a cello bag of raisins or raisinettes]
Gingerbread Men Poop
Heard you've been naughty!
So here's the scoop
all YOU get is
Gingerbread Poop!
[Use gum drops]
Candy One Liners
It's winter. Thank you for staying fresh with your teaching!
(Winterfresh gum)
When it's Zero outside, you add warmth to the classroom.
(Zero candy)
Thank you for putting your heart into teaching.
(Candy hearts)
Thank you for being a red hot volunteer!
(Red hots)
You were a Life Saver this week!
(Life savers)
You add pop to our program!
(popcorn)
You are a prize in our program!
(cracker jacks)
You're the apple of my eye. Thanks for teaching boys & girls!
(Apple or apple jolly ranchers)
or
You're the apple of God's eye!
You're a star in the nursery. Thanks for serving the Lord!
(Starburst)
"Twix" you and me, you're doing a great job!
Keep up the good work!
(Twix bar)
Bar none - You're the best!
(Bar None candy)
Here's a kiss and a hug for someone special!
(Hershey hugs & kisses)
Thanks for adding "Joy" to a child's life!
(Almond Joy)
You're a star in our galaxy!
(Milky Way)
It's a real treat to work with you!
(any candy)
You deserve an extra Pay Day!
(Pay Day)
or
What a payday you'll have in heaven!
(Pay Day)
You never Snicker at a child's needs. Thanks for your ministry!
(Snickers)
Thanks for your whopper ideas!
(Whopper candies)
You're making a Mound of a difference!
(Mounds)
You're a real slugger! Keep on batting for children!
(Baby Ruth)
By George, you're wonderful!
(Pretend $100 bill)
You're worth even more to us!
(100 Grand candy bar)
Thanks for sharing God's Majesty & Might with the children!
(M & M's)
You're worth your weight in chocolate!
(chocolate candy bar)
Your work with children is more precious than gold!
(gold wrapped chocolate candy)
We didn't know WERTHER or not you realized how special you are to us!
(Werthers)
When it comes to kids, you're worth a mint!
(Peppermints)
Thanks for proclaiming God's Word!
(Bugles)
This place would be a zoo without you!
(animal crackers)
We'd be in knots without you!
(pretzels)
Thanks for joining our party. You add a new flavor!
(party mix)
We're nuts about you!
(Peanuts)
I can't download attachments, but I can upload, so I'll attach the word doc I've got this saved to.
At my son's summer camp that he went to last year they made the kitty litter cake and then had it for their snack that day. He said it was gross...but it could just be the idea of what it's supposed to represent!
I haven't seen kitty litter cake, but I'd like to hear all about it! I went to a halloween party a few years back and somebody had brought kitty poo cookies! They were chocolate, most likely the dough was squeezed through a baggie hole then baked. They had the cookies arranged in a pan of grape nuts. It really looked like a litter box! I am still laughing thinking about it!
here is the website for kitty litter cake. thought you all might like to print it out and try it. i found it for you. http://bertc.com/kitty.htm
have fun making it and tasting it. multicrafter
I have done the Dirt Cake -- also listed on that site. It's great because it is CHOCOLATE! And if you're making it for kids, put in some gummy worms.
here is the website for kitty litter cake. thought you all might like to print it out and try it. i found it for you. http://bertc.com/kitty.htm
have fun making it and tasting it. multicrafter
I got a kick out of the picture along with the cake! I wonder if the cat ever got in. Thanks for the link! I am going to have to do this soon.
I realize this is getting OT, but last year, some co-workers made me one of these! I'm a cat owner and know it was a NEW litter box, but I could not eat any of it! I felt bad, b/c they went to a lot of work to make it, but it looked too "authentic" to me!
Is there a Kitty Poop Poem?!!?!
Dirt Cake too!
