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WaterPixie 09-08-2004 03:30 PM

Is there a Kitty Poop Poem?!!?!
 
You know what I mean!!! I've seen Reindeer Poop and Ghost Poop, but I'm wondering if there is a Kitty Poop one that could be used for Halloween.

Anybody know of one? Or do I have to make one up? :shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Faryprincess 09-08-2004 03:36 PM

I have never seen one but would be interested in hearing it!

girlygirl 09-08-2004 03:54 PM

sorry, don't have a poem. I once saw a recipe for "kitty poop" cake!

You bake a regular white cake, and when it's done and cooled, crumble it all up until it's just a giant pile of crumbs, and place it in a NEW clean kitty litter box. Then sprinkle blue sugar sprinkles all over it (to make it look like those fresh smell crystals). Then you take a few tootsie rolls and microwave them, and when they are still hot stretch them out and shape them into kitty poops. Gross, huh??

There was a poem for "Gritty Kitty" cat litter on the Ren and Stimpy show in an episode where Stimpy had to write a poem in order to win a contest. You could probably google it.

WaterPixie 09-08-2004 04:20 PM

Here is what I've come up with so far:

Halloween is lots of fun,
With Tricks or Treats for everyone!
So Kitty played a Trick on you,
And now you're getting Kitty Poo!

I need help!!!

LisaMNaples 09-08-2004 04:22 PM

I know candy corn is scarecow poop! or is it jack o'lantern poop?

Tracy Cox 09-08-2004 04:23 PM

Cute poem! Made me giggle!

STAMPINSTEL 09-08-2004 04:25 PM

Looks like you found some good ones.

Jackie S 09-08-2004 04:27 PM

WaterPixie, your poem is perfect!!! Too cute!

granijani 09-08-2004 04:27 PM

Emily - What is your "kitty poop" going to be? tootsie rolls? just wondering!

girlygirl 09-08-2004 04:44 PM

Love the poem!!!

I like the idea of Jack o lantern poop with candy corn! sounds colorful!

WaterPixie 09-08-2004 04:51 PM

I think I'll switch it to:

Kitty thinks Halloween is lots of fun,
With Tricks or Treats for everyone!
So Kitty played a Trick on you,
And now you're getting Kitty Poo!

It's going to be the black and white M&Ms.

I stamped the Kitty from Trick or Treat and put wiggly eyes on him!

I'll post pictures when I'm done!

WaterPixie 09-08-2004 08:32 PM

I found some of the other poems mentioned:

Pumpkin Poop
Use candy corn or orange and black jelly beans

I started to carve a pumpkin
with my carving knife and scoop
But the pumpkin got so scared
He took a little poop!

It looked so cute and funny
Just like a candy treat
So I'm sharing it with you now
Because you are so sweet!

Another version of Pumpkin Poop

The pumpkin hearing
"Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran as fast as he can
Leaving pumpkin poop

Ghost Poop
Use mini marshmallows

Don't shiver, don't shake,
It's not a mistake -
The ghost was afraid
He just couldn't of stayed!
So he left on the stoop
His white ghostly poop!!


Bat Poop (never heard of this one before)
They said to use chocolate covered raisins

As I was out on Halloween Night
I saw above me bats in flight
At the bats I began to look
And felt a crunch underfoot
I began to search around
And found this bat poop on the ground
I decided to try this unusual treat
And found it tastes chocolatey sweet
So I thought I would share a scoop
Of the infamous BAT POOP!!!

Here's a link to a page with poop poems, even one for turkeys!

http://members.tripod.com/~tetodd/index-pooppage.html

WaterPixie 09-08-2004 08:47 PM

Okay!!! Pam just gave me the best closing line ever for the Kitty Poo poem!!!

So here is how it goes:

Kitty thinks Halloween is lots of fun,
With Tricks or Treats for everyone!
So Kitty played a Trick on you:
The Treat you're getting is Kitty Poo!!!


LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, my DH thinks I've completely lost it. I thought I lost it a long time ago! :lol:

gretchensart 09-09-2004 05:21 AM

Just found this - not sure it's appropriate though!!

The Gritty Kitty Contest winning poem. From Ren & Stimpy's "Stimpy's Big Day" I believe


Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty,
But it's really thick.
It fills my cat box oh so snug;
It always does the trick.

I like to rub it on my toe
And squish and squish and squish!
It rare offends my tender nose,
Like a smelly fish!


Its texture is a joy to me,
It's just as smooth as silk.
It makes my little whiskers twitch;
It stays crunchy, even in milk!

I may not be the President,
I may not be the Pope,
But as long as I have Gritty Kitty,
I shall never mope!

How funny!

Gretchen in SC

Kymbers_Stampin 09-09-2004 05:48 AM

3 Attachment(s)
The Grand Poop's Collection

Valentine's

Cupid Poop

I couldn't send you flowers
and candy wouldn't do
and mushy cards just didn't
say the things I want them to.
So I got you something special
and here's the inside scoop
I found you something very rare
it's genuine Cupid poop!
[Use red hot heart candies]

Cupid Poop

Here is something from the cupids above,
who fly along with all of the doves.
Whose arrows have hit many lonely hearts,
they send you a gift for your big heart.
Your kindness and love have been so true,
so the cupids have sent you their little poo-poo.


Easter

Easter Bunny

Hidden eggs are not for you,
Not even in the chicken coop,
Look as you may, search as you will
All you'll find in bunny poop.

Easter Bunny

Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail
Hippity Hoppity, Easter's on it's way!
But Peter couldn't wait so long
He left a bag of Bunny dung.
Hope this helps you have a hoppy day!
[Use small chocolate easter eggs or chocolate covered raisins]







St. Patrick's

Leprechaun

It's time for the wearin' of the green
and the smallest people
you've ever seen.
The Luck of the Irish they carry along
and a pot of gold if you can hold them long.
But if you let them go too soon,
Leprechaun poop will be your due!
[Use green Tic-Tac mints or green jelly belly's]

Independence Day

4th of July

It's the birthday of the Red White & Blue
I have a special gift for you!
With a flash and a Bang
and smoke that goes poof!
Here's your bag of
firecracker poop!
[Use red licorice bites, Hot Tamales, Tic-Tac's, Fire-Ball candy or Jelly Belly's]

Halloween

Pumpkin Pooh

A night on the town
is certainly proof,
Pumpkins were watching,
while you made a goof,
Tricking not treating
is your game.
Your pumpkins at home
were thinking the same.
So, when you get home this you must do
check your shoes for pumpkin pooh.
[Use cheesy puffs for the inside of a cello bag]
by Darla Gould and Friend


Pumpkin Poop

I started to carve a pumpkin
with my carving knife and scoop
But the pumpkin got so scared
He took a little poop!
It looked so cute and funny
Just like a candy treat
So I'm sharing it with you now
Because you are so sweet!
[Use candy corn]

Pumpkin Poop

The goblins and ghosts
Have flown the coop
They even took the
Black Cat Soup
The only thing left
Is this yummy loot
So sit and enjoy
Your pumpkin poop!

Halloween / Ghost

Wishing you a Halloween Boo!
All you get is Ghost Poo!
Place it in water clear
Watch it magically disappear!
[Use melting packing peanuts]

Halloween / Ghost

Ghostly poo is fluffy and nice
Vampire doo doesn't come near
Hold it under water
and watch it disappear!
Boooooooooooo!
[Use melting packing peanuts]

Halloween / Ghost

Halloween Greetings are near
Hold this under water
and watch the ghost poop....disappear!
Happy Halloween....Boo!
[Use melting packing peanuts]

Halloween / Ghost

I could hear them in the walls
running down the halls
In and out of rooms,
Dancing with the brooms,
But, alas not one believed
the Ghosts roamed my happy home,
so I collected up their droppings
as a special gift for you
for now a fool you'll pay
with evidence of ghoul play.
[Use mini marshmallows, popcorn or white Tic-Tac mints]

Scarecrow Poop

Halloween is coming
fall is in the air.
The scarecrow is shivering
so you've got to beware!
The birds are flying a big loop-de-loop.
Look out!
You've stepped in Scarecrow Poop!
[Use Candy Corn inside a cello bag]
Credit goes to Ann M., of IA

Scarecrow Poop

Scarecrows can be cute,
Scarecrows can be scary,
and though they move their feet alot,
they're only sedentary.
But if you leave them to their own,
and find them in the morn,
I'll bet you didn't know-
Scarecrows poop candy corn!
by Kate Lewis

Thanksgiving

Scarecrow Poop

Fall is here...there's a nip in the air,
But you won't have to sink to despair!
To have a warm laugh - here's the scoop,
I'm giving you some Scarecrow poop!
[You can use cut up pieces of raffia for this or any fall colored candy]

Turkey Poop

You invited me to dinner
with your family and your friends.
You didn't say I was the main dish.
For me it was "THE END!"

You frightened me so badly
I knew I had been duped!
So I left you with my calling card:
This bag of Turkey Poop!
[Fill bag with coffee beans, raisinets, jelly beans, etc...]

Christmas / Winter

Reindeer

We were awakened when we heard Santa call,
"Dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
But soon we discovered out on the front lawn,
Santa and his reindeer were gone.
With our little shovels, we started to scoop,
all of the droppings.....YUCK, reindeer poop!
So, then we generously filled you up a sack,
Have a Merry Christmas and enjoy your snack.
[The above can be made with a cardboard french fry container
and stamped with Christmas stamps all over and then filled with
little plastic bags with Milk Duds or Malt balls]

Reindeer

For all the souls who hate the noise
Of Christmas cheer and lights and toys
For Mr. Scrooge and Mrs. too,
here's a little gift for you...
A lump of coal won't be enough
to make up for the shine and fluff,
So, here's a scoop of reindeer poop
to offset all that Christmas goop!!


Rudolph

Santa saved a precious gift
And it's especially for you.
Just a little something extra
And it comes from Rudolph, too!
He knows that you've been naughty
Instead of being nice.
Once again you're on the bad list
And he's checked it over twice.
Santa hopes this little poem
Doesn't throw you for a loop.
All your getting this year
Is a bunch of reindeer poop!
The Elves

Moose Poop

My moose just left,
you heard me right.
Just packed his bags
and left my sight.
But with some luck
upon the ground,
there will be evidence
to be found.
[Use milk duds, malted milk balls, chocolate covered
raisins or chocolate covered peanuts]

Moose Poop
- FOR HUNTING SEASON -

I hunted and hunted
But "oh shoot"!
All I found this season was Moose Poop!
[fill your baggie with chocolate covered raisins]

Snowman

Heard you've been naughty
So here's the scoop,
All you get is...
Snowman Poop!
[poop can be marshmallows]


Snowman Poop

I hear you've been naughty,
So listen, here's the scoop...
I'm running short on coal this year,
so you get "Snowman Poop"
Love, Santa
[use mini-marshmallows]

I Learned All About Life From a Snowman...
* It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.
* Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
* Wearing white is always appropriate.
* Winter is the best of the four seasons.
* It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
* There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.
* The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.
* We're all made up of mostly water.
* You know you've made it when they write a song about you.
* Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
* Don't get too much sun.
* It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.
* It's fun to hang out in your front yard.
* Always put your best foot forward.
* There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.

Snowman Poop

Santa looked at his list,
even checked it twice.
And he found out that
you haven't been nice.
Since coal is so expensive,
here is the scoop,
Santa is filling your stocking with ...
SNOWMAN POOP!!!!

Reindeer Poop

Santa's been here. How do I know?
Look what I found outside in the snow!
[Use this to top a cello bag of raisins or raisinettes]


Gingerbread Men Poop

Heard you've been naughty!
So here's the scoop
all YOU get is
Gingerbread Poop!
[Use gum drops]

Candy One Liners

It's winter. Thank you for staying fresh with your teaching!
(Winterfresh gum)

When it's Zero outside, you add warmth to the classroom.
(Zero candy)

Thank you for putting your heart into teaching.
(Candy hearts)

Thank you for being a red hot volunteer!
(Red hots)

You were a Life Saver this week!
(Life savers)

You add pop to our program!
(popcorn)

You are a prize in our program!
(cracker jacks)

You're the apple of my eye. Thanks for teaching boys & girls!
(Apple or apple jolly ranchers)
or
You're the apple of God's eye!

You're a star in the nursery. Thanks for serving the Lord!
(Starburst)

"Twix" you and me, you're doing a great job!
Keep up the good work!
(Twix bar)

Bar none - You're the best!
(Bar None candy)

Here's a kiss and a hug for someone special!
(Hershey hugs & kisses)

Thanks for adding "Joy" to a child's life!
(Almond Joy)

You're a star in our galaxy!
(Milky Way)

It's a real treat to work with you!
(any candy)

You deserve an extra Pay Day!
(Pay Day)
or
What a payday you'll have in heaven!
(Pay Day)

You never Snicker at a child's needs. Thanks for your ministry!
(Snickers)

Thanks for your whopper ideas!
(Whopper candies)

You're making a Mound of a difference!
(Mounds)

You're a real slugger! Keep on batting for children!
(Baby Ruth)

By George, you're wonderful!
(Pretend $100 bill)

You're worth even more to us!
(100 Grand candy bar)

Thanks for sharing God's Majesty & Might with the children!
(M & M's)

You're worth your weight in chocolate!
(chocolate candy bar)

Your work with children is more precious than gold!
(gold wrapped chocolate candy)

We didn't know WERTHER or not you realized how special you are to us!
(Werthers)

When it comes to kids, you're worth a mint!
(Peppermints)

Thanks for proclaiming God's Word!
(Bugles)

This place would be a zoo without you!
(animal crackers)

We'd be in knots without you!
(pretzels)

Thanks for joining our party. You add a new flavor!
(party mix)

We're nuts about you!
(Peanuts)

I can't download attachments, but I can upload, so I'll attach the word doc I've got this saved to.

MichelleY 09-09-2004 06:06 AM

Oh Kymbers,

Doesn't it scare you that someone took the time to gather all the poop poems into one posting. What scares me even more, it that I'm COPYING it.

Thanks for the ideas and good laugh

Michelle

Kymbers_Stampin 09-09-2004 06:14 AM

It scares me that I took so much time searching the internet for poop poems and then saved them to my hard drive. I'm obsessed with poop! :wink:

Lconklin 09-09-2004 06:21 AM

After reading Kymbers_Stampin's post, there's only one thing I can say... "Gosh, I'm pooped!!"

Lauren~

stampcrazygirl 09-09-2004 06:23 AM

LOL...I'm not sure what to say?!

At my son's summer camp that he went to last year they made the kitty litter cake and then had it for their snack that day. He said it was gross...but it could just be the idea of what it's supposed to represent!

utahsnowflake 09-06-2005 12:21 PM

I haven't seen kitty litter cake, but I'd like to hear all about it! I went to a halloween party a few years back and somebody had brought kitty poo cookies! They were chocolate, most likely the dough was squeezed through a baggie hole then baked. They had the cookies arranged in a pan of grape nuts. It really looked like a litter box! I am still laughing thinking about it!

multicrafter 09-06-2005 12:44 PM

recipe for kitty litter cake
 
here is the website for kitty litter cake. thought you all might like to print it out and try it. i found it for you. :D

http://bertc.com/kitty.htm

have fun making it and tasting it. multicrafter

GarnetJ 09-06-2005 03:36 PM

Dirt Cake too!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by multicrafter
here is the website for kitty litter cake. thought you all might like to print it out and try it. i found it for you. :D
http://bertc.com/kitty.htm
have fun making it and tasting it. multicrafter

I have done the Dirt Cake -- also listed on that site. It's great because it is CHOCOLATE! And if you're making it for kids, put in some gummy worms. :D

utahsnowflake 09-14-2005 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by multicrafter
here is the website for kitty litter cake. thought you all might like to print it out and try it. i found it for you. :D
http://bertc.com/kitty.htm
have fun making it and tasting it. multicrafter

I got a kick out of the picture along with the cake! I wonder if the cat ever got in. Thanks for the link! I am going to have to do this soon.

stamper1996 09-14-2005 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by multicrafter
here is the website for kitty litter cake. thought you all might like to print it out and try it. i found it for you. :D

http://bertc.com/kitty.htm

have fun making it and tasting it. multicrafter

I realize this is getting OT, but last year, some co-workers made me one of these! I'm a cat owner and know it was a NEW litter box, but I could not eat any of it! I felt bad, b/c they went to a lot of work to make it, but it looked too "authentic" to me!


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