I, Bertie, ain't gots no special sportin' stamps, so I’m gonna be a-refereein' the Teapot Tuesday shindigs today. Da Muddermark said I could. Yup. Or mebbe it wuz Gertie who said I could. I dunno. They both look alike to me and I cain’t keep ‘em straight no more. They both downright goofy souls. You be da judge. Do they both look the same to you?
Anyhows, I done broughts me some fish fer flingÂ…..er, I mean sharinÂ’ with all my good buddies at the tea party today, too. Now, donÂ’t yaÂ’ll worry cuz this ainÂ’t fish from the Gulf where that stoopid oil company done spilt all that terrible oil. But I do hopes yaÂ’ll like sushi cuz thatÂ’s that only way I likes my fishiesÂ…..nice and fresh. And jes soÂ’s yaÂ’ll know, my good buddy, SnoSnot, is a-gonna be hepÂ’n me with scalinÂ’ and flinginÂ’ fer yer tea partyinÂ’ enjoyment today.
Now, my other good friend, Gertie, stopped by earlier and wuz tryinÂ’ to give me special die-rections on how to referee basketball, football, baseball, and soccer, but IÂ’m afeered she mightin have her sportinÂ’ knowledge all confused in her head or mebbe she got to consultinÂ’ with da Muddermark who confused her. I dunno. They both seem to be of the same goofy mind, so I reckon ya never quite know whoÂ’s ya be talkinÂ’ to. You kin read her special die-rections in her comment below.
Well, I reckon I best be gittinÂ’ on with the refereeinÂ’ and flinginÂ’ afer SnoSnot gits carried awayÂ…Â…I shore hope yaÂ’ll will come to the tea party today and make a-right speshul card for Mark. This little boy is battlinÂ’ cancer and shure could use all the cheerinÂ’ up and heartfelt greetins we kin share with him.