Well, it's time to fess up! All this year, you thought I was another SCS stamper...well you were WRONG, and not it's time to pay the piper! I am one of Santa's Helpers....and ohhhhh, I've been keeping a list this whole first year of mine on SCS...this is the NAUGHTY list....
These people are keeey-razy! They play awful tricks on one another! They throw each other in prison! They find stamps of scary-looking women, and name them after each other! And THE Buckle Man...well, you know the battles he and Mothermark have been having, involving crazy correspondence, and trying to make cards that outweigh each other at the local post office!
So I've been watching, and I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER...and beyond!
Date: Monday, November 17, 2008 GMT Views: 7403
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Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Tue, Nov 18, 2008 @ 10:15 AM
Yeah! Big Butt Bertie will crush you! She can do it...
Whisper..I have met her in person and she's as skinny as the skinniest but don't tell her that, she likes to think of herself as Big Butt Bertie Kelly Krusher!
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Registered: February 23, 2007 Location: Brooksville FL Posts: 19774
Tue, Nov 18, 2008 @ 10:16 AM
Hmmmmmm--I noticed that you waited until AFTER VSN to post this, Miss Kelly. Didn't want a midnight time slot, huh? I don't know about the rest of you slaughtered aND maligned victims but I'm calling this a BLATANT effort to get lots of comments on such a CHEESY card! ;) I, for one, will not play into her hands and comment. . .
------------------------------ Jean2009 Stamping Royalty, Papercraft Magazine; Splitcoaststampers Dirty Dozen, 2016; Proud Fan Club Member; Teapot Tuesday TEAm
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Registered: February 23, 2007 Location: Brooksville FL Posts: 19774
Tue, Nov 18, 2008 @ 10:18 AM
And for another thing, I've been on this list for years, so don't think you're so DAmmmm smart! He still comes to my house, he doesn't dare NOT come to my house, he WILL come to my house this year, too. . .won't he?
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Registered: December 21, 2007 Location: Clovis, Ca. Posts: 401
Tue, Nov 18, 2008 @ 10:18 AM
Ho,Ho,Ho, Well,well, the naughty list and I'm not #1 what a crying shame.
I guess I'll just have to try harder. However I happen to know St. Nick, (as I have actually had to portray him on occasion, got the suit and all) I'm still on the good list at his house. You however......just got your name at the very top of the 'coal fer sure' list. Funny that you would send this out considering the type of dangerous wicked crazy people that are on it. You do realize that all they do is sit around and think payback!!!!!!!
In light of that you might xray any RAK you get from the List.
Funny card, Hope you get lots of hits, I mean views......
------------------------------ MAN Stampin': Did you use an Xacto Knife? No? Then it's not a real card!
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Registered: February 23, 2007 Location: Brooksville FL Posts: 19774
Tue, Nov 18, 2008 @ 10:20 AM
And just for another thing, why'd you go skulking around in the middle of the night... and why'd you leave garkarlon off? She should be at the top! ;) That's okay, Kell, someday you're going to need me and I'll just give you that grin. Hmmm, did someone mention something about a real dead frog on a card (I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy. . .), do you think a live cockroach would survive the post?
------------------------------ Jean2009 Stamping Royalty, Papercraft Magazine; Splitcoaststampers Dirty Dozen, 2016; Proud Fan Club Member; Teapot Tuesday TEAm
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Tue, Nov 18, 2008 @ 10:27 AM
An attempt to get comments? Why didn't I think of that!
You guys don't want Santa to come? I do! I am seriously in need of a new tea pot or two! Snort!
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Tue, Nov 18, 2008 @ 10:34 AM
Jean, you should ask Dawn to watch for cockroaches on her walk....you could smoosh it first, heck you might not even have to use glue to stick stuff on!
Oops....I keep thinking this is a thread.....this is not my comment!
Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Tue, Nov 18, 2008 @ 11:36 AM
Oh sweet Kelly! Aren't you just the sneakiest person ever!!!! Deep down inside I knew there was more to you some how! Can't believe you went and actually posted a *list* right here on SCS for all us Naughty card makers to read! You are one brave lady! As for your card, it is adorable! I just love that little doggie! Thanks for putting me on your list, even tho it is the naughty list. I , like Anne Ryan, have never been on a list!!! So this is a treat to me! LOL YOU ARE ONE KRAAAAZZEEEEY GAL...... incognito! TFS :0)
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Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Tue, Nov 18, 2008 @ 11:38 AM
You know, Kelly, this was a really clever way to get a lot of comments. *as mentioned above somewhere* Guess that is the sneakiness coming out in you in another way! .....One brave lady you are! :0)
------------------------------ Cathy B aka: Mutnik ....or is it Nutmeg?! I get so confused!
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Registered: March 24, 2006 Location: Posts: 38589
Tue, Nov 18, 2008 @ 11:56 AM
Kelly, Kelly...I see the gauntlet thrown here sistah! And me, by association? OMG- it was for better or worse. How can that be my fault? Well Schirm, I see a whole new reason to live! Pay backs! Oh yeah! My poor Bubba is so sad he was not number one, and he has that evil laugh going on right now. I heard somewhere he is taking up a collection to have a ton of coal delivered to 'somebody's' lawn, complete with road kill. So, what is your addy?
------------------------------ Pat Smethers "The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11
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Registered: March 24, 2006 Location: Posts: 38589
Tue, Nov 18, 2008 @ 11:56 AM
P.S. Love the layout and the button. Cute card...
------------------------------ Pat Smethers "The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11