Well, it's time to fess up! All this year, you thought I was another SCS stamper...well you were WRONG, and not it's time to pay the piper! I am one of Santa's Helpers....and ohhhhh, I've been keeping a list this whole first year of mine on SCS...this is the NAUGHTY list....
These people are keeey-razy! They play awful tricks on one another! They throw each other in prison! They find stamps of scary-looking women, and name them after each other! And THE Buckle Man...well, you know the battles he and Mothermark have been having, involving crazy correspondence, and trying to make cards that outweigh each other at the local post office!
So I've been watching, and I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER...and beyond!
Date: Monday, November 17, 2008 GMT Views: 7350
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Registered: January 17, 2008 Location: Melrose Park, Illinois Posts: 40148
Wed, Nov 19, 2008 @ 11:12 AM
I think I know a guy who can help you out! Did you know that I know a guy was cheating on his wife with Who's That Girl, and look what happened to her! Oh Ya I will have A Horse head! And all the stamps will come packaged in Ravioli containers!
Registered: November 3, 2007 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 10333
Wed, Nov 19, 2008 @ 1:38 PM
Oh Ctorina, shame shame all over you ....you thought I wasn't watching you anymore....you are helping the naughty do-ers and it isn't even December 1st yet....well, that settles it! There MUST MUST be another list before the 24th of December...because Santa needs the FINAL copy by then...maybe these lists were just to weed out the Naughty from the Nice List...Santa has a very small sleigh and 8 TINY reindeer, remember? So I may need to bring the list down some to save Dasher's back....cluck, cluck....you were so nice for awhile....
Registered: September 2, 2007 Location: Grass Valley, CA Posts: 88
Wed, Nov 19, 2008 @ 2:29 PM
Love it! Love it! LOVE IT! Put THE Buckle Man on top and that Smethers girl last! Deep down she's really, really sweet! Get to wotk MotherMark! LOL! Kisses & Smiles!
Registered: January 17, 2008 Location: Melrose Park, Illinois Posts: 40148
Wed, Nov 19, 2008 @ 3:16 PM
BFF Kelly! I really don't think you need to reconsider my position on the nice list! How about I make you an offer you can't refuse? You can be the consigliere to my stamp company: I Know A Guy. You get great perks working for I Know A Guy: free cannolis, the Penthouse Suite at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas (I know a guy), and a lifetime supply of macaroni! Now, isn't this as offer you can't refuse?
By the way, Santa always stops by the Torina house because instead of milk and cookies, we leave homemade wine and linguine.
Registered: November 3, 2007 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 10333
Wed, Nov 19, 2008 @ 3:43 PM
Hmmmm C Torina Soprano, you are good at this. I LOVE linguini! Annnnd I have never been offered a design team position....I always thought Cornish Heritage Farms would be a nice team to be on, or maybe Whipper Snapper, or Rubbernecker....but beggars cannot be choosers....I would LOVE to design a CHRIS-TAH-FUH stamp (you know, the bad nephew of Tony Soprano)....or maybe a Badda-bing stamp...ok your verdict is....BACK TO NICE! PS...I need to leave an open space on the Naughty side for Brat Cards....she REALLY just fast forwarded to the top...her gallery is like the NATIONAL INQUIRER for God's Sake!
Registered: May 18, 2005 Location: Connecticut USA Posts: 35783
Wed, Nov 19, 2008 @ 4:28 PM
I have been blocked from SCS at work by some unintentional quirk in our computer so I have missed all this fun... All I can say to Schrimcat is remember what happened to Big ***** and Aidriana, and you better watch your back after naming me on the list. I got connection ya kn ow......