It appears that someone disguised as me, QUEEN44 The Fruitcake, has stolen my crown and is trying to fight through the Canadian snow to get it to the new Queen45, a/k/a as Heather and Dizzi!
First of all, it's quite obvious that the "so called mystery queen" is driving in a car with fake gold stickle bumpers, had her car shined up with crystal effects, and dyed her hair with gold stickles in an attempt to appear to be me, QUEEN44 The Fruitcake. I guess she thinks she can cross the Canadian border without her passport since she's so important and everything.
At first I thought this had to be Anne Ryan as I have seen her depicted in that car before; however, I did not detect any chin hair, red lipstick, fake jewels or a bottle of booze in the back seat. I have a report from our resident SCS detective, debzi333, a/k/a Agent 9999, who thorougly investigated as to the identity of this faux queen. Aha...just as I expected, it wasn't Anne Ryan after all. It was marilynpreston, a/k/a Peggy. She must have figured she'd have to steal it during the night to give it to our new Queen45 since I have reportedly been ousted from office and wouldn't surrender the crown. Our wonderful and sweet Peggy has not only stolen from me, QUEEN44 The Fruitcake, but has disguised herself as me, QUEEN44 The Fruitcake, and will go through any snow storm to get it to Queen45. She even disguised some of the snow with her fake gold and silver pom poms so as to appear to be ME, QUEEN44 The Fruitcake, who never travels in the snow without her gold and silver pom poms.
Guess you all won't be getting free stamp supplies which I was going to put into law, and an invitation to the royal wedding. Except Benzi, she'll still have to work the reception tables. Poor Benzi!
As you may have read earlier, I was getting exhausted from wearing that big, heavy crown on my big swollen head anyway. It was also exhausting being waited on hand and foot and spending my whole day counting all my money and treasures. I shall go live among the paupers until my regime, once again, prevails over Queen45.
I could add more, but I think you get the point about all this. I have to say Heather, it took me a long time to come up with this card, get it made, and create a story just for you.
Heather, or as some of us know her as Dizzi, is one of my best buddies on SCS's. We first met when Heather commented on how much we used punches and we then became The Punch Pals. For quite some time we were happily going about our "own punch business" when Benzi had to butt in and not only make herself a member, but PREZ of the group. She changed the name to The Three Punchkateers without the approval of the co-founders, Heather and myself. After that, she found others who got caught in her web of "punch destruction" and had them join the group. She then renamed it The Punchkateerz; and, guess what, she's still the Prez 4-ever. But, that's another story.
Heather, I am so excited for your nomination as Queen this week. My other personality is jealous, but I am so proud!! You have been a wonderful source of witty humor and beautiful creations. If you're ever home long enough to use your punches, would love to see more beautiful cards. And, I see you have that fancy high tech thing going with your uploads now. I bow to you my mighty Queen and Punch Tech!! Hugs and Love
P.S. I made this green as Heather is a St. Patrick's Day baby; but don't worry Heather, I won't use this as your birthday card!
Registered: March 24, 2006 Location: Deep in the Heart of TEXAS Posts: 15980
Mon, Jan 31, 2011 @ 9:18 PM
Simply marvelous card and story for the former Queen, the TRUE and FOREVER Queen and always a princess in my eyes!! I am so sorry I was a traitor and entered a card in this weeks challenge!! Shame, shame on me. But you being the GENEROUS, kind and loving monarch that you are was so wonderful to forgive me. You are my AUTHENTIC QUEEN Pam! Heather is just a pretender to the throne and I predict she will be replaced by sundown on Friday of this week!!
------------------------------ Phyllis Young at heart, slightly older in other parts. We really never grow up, we just learn how to act in public!! What if you woke up today with only what you had thanked God for yesterday??
Registered: July 1, 2007 Location: small town near montreal, quebec Posts: 26677
Tue, Feb 01, 2011 @ 8:15 AM
Well, now you blew my cover Pam! I have to confess that my girdle was off that day. I had to have it flown in the belly of the plane it was so huge. That's what the steward said anyway, I don't know how a size 50 which transforms me not only in a slim size 6, but pulls all my wrinkles, dies my hair and gets rid of the glasses too, but the most amazing thing it does, and some of you may not believe me ( Anne Ryan and co.) but it gives me just the right tan and restores my teeth to a bright white. LOL
So now you have it, I am not 29 like alot of you think I am, I am 79 (and in US that is about 109), but hey who's counting!
Glad you finally recognized yourself in this disguise I added, well, I added a grey wig, just like yours. Oh, yeah, so nobody knew you wore a wig Pam. Sorry....yeah right!
I know Heather is laughing out loud, I know I need to read all the comments left on this card but I need to give my jaw, stomach and back muscles a rest from laughing so much.
Gorgeous pom poms by the way! Hugs and I still love ya too. He he he he he he he!
Registered: July 1, 2007 Location: small town near montreal, quebec Posts: 26677
Tue, Feb 01, 2011 @ 4:16 PM
Wow, you have no mercy, but now this makes me the oldest person alive on earth, ahem, Queen of the elders. Eunice Sanborn a sweet lady living in Texas passed away yesterday, she was 115. God bless her.
Registered: June 4, 2009 Location: Deatsville, Alabama Posts: 83875
Wed, Feb 02, 2011 @ 12:46 PM
Ok, I am going to comment soon, but I am speechless at this time....
------------------------------ Nancy Williams - Hope your day is Spirit-filled and ink-filled (in that order)!DRS Designs-DT, Punchkateerforever, Dirty Dozen Alumni
Registered: June 4, 2009 Location: Deatsville, Alabama Posts: 83875
Wed, Feb 02, 2011 @ 12:53 PM
Ok, I am back. I had to go investigate further (you do realize I was an auditor for almost 30 years which is rather like a detective - not that I am trying to take Debzi's job or anything...) - I don't think that is Peggy. This is my theory:
1) Peggy is a smart girl (I know this to be a fact as I have had some pretty indepth conversations with her; she is a nut, but not that kind of nutty) - and this girl has the crown on the outside of the car kind of in the corner by the windshield not to mention that this person is driving with the top down in the snow - these are obviously things that Peggy would not do. Peggy would at least have the crown on the inside of the car and would be driving with the top up and the heater going - she loves her comfort.
2) Peggy looks nothing like this and even with a disguise, she could not change her facial and neck structure this much.
3) Peggy doesn't go on long trips without Pierre - this is a pretty big clue.
I could go on, but I have to tell you that this is definitely not Peggy.
I'll be back, I am investigating some more to see if I can figure out who this is.
------------------------------ Nancy Williams - Hope your day is Spirit-filled and ink-filled (in that order)!DRS Designs-DT, Punchkateerforever, Dirty Dozen Alumni