It appears that someone disguised as me, QUEEN44 The Fruitcake, has stolen my crown and is trying to fight through the Canadian snow to get it to the new Queen45, a/k/a as Heather and Dizzi!
First of all, it's quite obvious that the "so called mystery queen" is driving in a car with fake gold stickle bumpers, had her car shined up with crystal effects, and dyed her hair with gold stickles in an attempt to appear to be me, QUEEN44 The Fruitcake. I guess she thinks she can cross the Canadian border without her passport since she's so important and everything.
At first I thought this had to be Anne Ryan as I have seen her depicted in that car before; however, I did not detect any chin hair, red lipstick, fake jewels or a bottle of booze in the back seat. I have a report from our resident SCS detective, debzi333, a/k/a Agent 9999, who thorougly investigated as to the identity of this faux queen. Aha...just as I expected, it wasn't Anne Ryan after all. It was marilynpreston, a/k/a Peggy. She must have figured she'd have to steal it during the night to give it to our new Queen45 since I have reportedly been ousted from office and wouldn't surrender the crown. Our wonderful and sweet Peggy has not only stolen from me, QUEEN44 The Fruitcake, but has disguised herself as me, QUEEN44 The Fruitcake, and will go through any snow storm to get it to Queen45. She even disguised some of the snow with her fake gold and silver pom poms so as to appear to be ME, QUEEN44 The Fruitcake, who never travels in the snow without her gold and silver pom poms.
Guess you all won't be getting free stamp supplies which I was going to put into law, and an invitation to the royal wedding. Except Benzi, she'll still have to work the reception tables. Poor Benzi!
As you may have read earlier, I was getting exhausted from wearing that big, heavy crown on my big swollen head anyway. It was also exhausting being waited on hand and foot and spending my whole day counting all my money and treasures. I shall go live among the paupers until my regime, once again, prevails over Queen45.
I could add more, but I think you get the point about all this. I have to say Heather, it took me a long time to come up with this card, get it made, and create a story just for you.
Heather, or as some of us know her as Dizzi, is one of my best buddies on SCS's. We first met when Heather commented on how much we used punches and we then became The Punch Pals. For quite some time we were happily going about our "own punch business" when Benzi had to butt in and not only make herself a member, but PREZ of the group. She changed the name to The Three Punchkateers without the approval of the co-founders, Heather and myself. After that, she found others who got caught in her web of "punch destruction" and had them join the group. She then renamed it The Punchkateerz; and, guess what, she's still the Prez 4-ever. But, that's another story.
Heather, I am so excited for your nomination as Queen this week. My other personality is jealous, but I am so proud!! You have been a wonderful source of witty humor and beautiful creations. If you're ever home long enough to use your punches, would love to see more beautiful cards. And, I see you have that fancy high tech thing going with your uploads now. I bow to you my mighty Queen and Punch Tech!! Hugs and Love
P.S. I made this green as Heather is a St. Patrick's Day baby; but don't worry Heather, I won't use this as your birthday card!
Registered: July 9, 2008 Location: Stars Fell on Alabama Posts: 74639
Mon, Jan 31, 2011 @ 12:16 PM
I knew Peggy would have to go get that crown from you, Pamzi. I love that 'real gold' bumper but the crown seems to be missing several jewels. No surprise there. Hurry, Peggy, hurry...get that crown to Heather as fast as possible. I think Pamzi is right behind you...may have forgotten to take a few of the jewels before you got your hands on it.
Wait a minute! Poor Benzi..ha ha I don't guess you know I have changed your title to Jester. After seeing the card Anne Ryan made, I thought those shoes would be a perfect fit and they looked like a jester. So, you may be waiting tables with me at the wedding. And, don't you EVER forget, I am prez FOREVER of the Punchiez.
O.K., this is one funny card. I'll have to give you that. And, the write-up is even funnier. I am really glad this crown is headed to Heather, though..whatever shape it may be in when it arrives. Heather won't be threatening us with horrible endings if we don't bow down to her....will you, Heather????????
------------------------------ My Blog---My Gallery---My PinterestI'm a Punchkateer! (Prez) FOREVERDirty Dozen Alumni2014 CAS Spring DT--- Inspiration Challenge Co- Hostess 12/02/17-12/28/19 Watercolor Wednesday Design Team Hebrews 13:2Brenda
Registered: February 21, 2009 Location: Mt. Pulaski, IL Posts: 29131
Mon, Jan 31, 2011 @ 12:57 PM
Your story made me laugh and laugh - I was picturing these cartoon cars and characters in my head (which, I might add, can often be a scary place)! Your comments are always full of fun and humor and your cards - even with fun images are lovely as well!!
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Mon, Jan 31, 2011 @ 2:08 PM
Well that's some story, aint it? I have to be the first to tell you your card in no way, shape or form looks like the one you cased from Heather's gallery. Take it like a man, will you? You know as well as I do ~ you cheat. I'm still the trendsetter when it comes to cheating when casing cards, but
you take the cake with that utterly ridiculous story. Your head gets bigger by the day.
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Mon, Jan 31, 2011 @ 2:17 PM
Hmmm....do you remember when I mentioned ... er ...that I wanted to implode your humungus head last week? Well I guess my people didnt get to it in time. It seems you've referenced yourself 7 times in this narrative. Now what am I supposed to think about that? FYI, some of the statements you've made in this 'for all the world to see' narrative is highly derogetory. I would even guess that perhaps there are some statements that would fall under the statute of ..... oh, let's see...would that be slander? I could make a bundle putting this on youtube. It's a darn good thing your DH is past his military service otherwise I do declare he might be finding himself inside a 4 x 4 with a cellie. How you do these things I'll never know.
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Mon, Jan 31, 2011 @ 2:19 PM
Almost forgot: That car image is not an SU image but rather a Gina K image I sent you 2 years ago. How quickly you forget. All kidding aside, I think your card is just fantastic. I dont think I've ever seen that car looking like that before. Plus, your crown image is just the greatest ever. I was totally thrilled by your ability to stay focused on this one. It's just adorable.
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Mon, Jan 31, 2011 @ 2:38 PM
My dearest Fruitflakez.... I'm so upset the Peggy has made off with your crown to take through the snow to snowbound Izzy. Peggy is usually my petite chou, but right now she'd better watch her tail!! I find Peggy in commision of a crime! Into the clinker, Peggy , my chou!!!!
I do wonder if Misss Ryannee is on it all too. Well, no, with my 9999 IQ, I never wonder - I know!!!! I think we can all see the word cellie - cause Miss Ryannne aint no stranger to jail, locked up in the Betty Ford clinic -and we all know that despite that - you can't teach an old dog like Anne Ryanneeeeee new tricks. I'm sure she is still drinking and selling herself for $$$$ among other crimes. I think though , Fruitcake - today a 2 digit IQ by the look of things, that perhaps we should give up the crown - rightfully owned by Heatherz...........
Just remember, you will always be Queen of Fruitcakes and Punchkateers, forever!!!!! Benzi is just president and could be impeached or voted out in a moment's notice!!!
You reign, former Princess of Midnight Madness - or should we go there? and Queen of the Punchkateers!!
I'm so glad I was able to catch this wonderful photograph thereby catching Peggy in the commision of a crime.
I remain yours -
Dectective Inspecter 9999 IQ, Commandor and Knower of ALL.
Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Mon, Jan 31, 2011 @ 2:51 PM
Anne sells her body too? Is there no end to her life of sin???? Not that I'm trying to slander her or anything. Guess I betta give AR credit for the image. I kind of forgot who sent it to me and I have her bag marked with her name. No, I don't mean Anne is an old bag, I just mean, I have a bag with her name on it!!! Debz, you are such a knower of it all!!
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Registered: July 18, 2006 Location: Beautiful, British Columbia, Canada Posts: 24229
Mon, Jan 31, 2011 @ 3:40 PM
ROFL and RMPH as this card had me in stitches along with the write up. Love the picture!! However, I did notice there were multiple crowns on it....hmmmm....you hoarding a stash so you can wear one after we have to pry that one off you head.
The border guys are not overly fond of forwarding US parcels to Canada....as any Canadian who orders from the US will tell you. I'm sure the same applies to processing people too ;-) May need to bring your hubby along to help you out.
Better bring your snow boot, snow shovel, snow blower, long johns and anything else you own to help you deal with all the snow in Alberta. But, being the loyal friend you are, you will be like the mailman I know....neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet etc. shall stop you. On your way home you can visit Benzi and I - we promise not to gang up on you (said with fingers crossed).
In all seriousness, totally adore this card. The snowflake border punch and other snowflakes are the perfect theme and I'm still giggling about the image You have honored her wonderfully well.
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Registered: May 27, 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 12844
Mon, Jan 31, 2011 @ 4:38 PM
This is just the most creative story I have yet to read on SCS. What a hoot! I actually had time to read the entire story and to thoroughly enjoy it. What an entertaining piece. You really helped to cheer me up. (I am bummed because we are having a major ice storm and I will probably be stuck at home tomorrow and we are being promised power outages, and I am just not happy at all. But your writings, Ms. Pam, have helped all that.) What a hoot!
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Registered: December 15, 2008 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 5806
Mon, Jan 31, 2011 @ 4:52 PM
oh, how dare peggy take the crown from you and impersonate you! have you called scotland yard?? what a fun card with so much attention to detail. i love all the sparkle and the green.