Hey Everyone, yes the title is not what you see, although it fits this person's persona ever so well.
You see, Pam124, aka Fruitcake; "FIRED" Chief Inspector Fruitcake, whatever has had a few too many trips to the basement as of late.
She has a her own little stash downstairs and manages, quite successfully, to hit the bottle, so to speak, a few too many times.
My question after seeing this photograph is however did she, with all her 1DIQ, stellar investigative talens ever end up in a jar.
We'll have to let her figure this one out all on her own. I've had the studio blow this thing up 18 x 24 and it's on its way to a certain nuclear warship to the attention of: Mr. Pammy.
I trust the stress and embarrassment got to her. You see, she became very cavalier about her new position ~ once held by the highly esteemed Debzi333 ~ and became flippant about her powers and her IQ, so she was fired on the spot.
Trust me, she was not doing the job! All she does with some degree of finise is rile up the troups with her crazy insane comments. Many times, I just thought 'this girl is off the wall'.
BTW, she claims to have a professional photography studio. Now I ask you this: if she's such a professional, why do you suppose she always uses a white bath mat as her backdrop? You'll have to ask her for the answer.
TFL
Date: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 GMT Views: 778
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Registered: July 1, 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 6666
Thu, Sep 24, 2009 @ 6:48 AM
This is just the cutest little bug! Adorable image! I love it. Love, love the green and pink and once again your ribbon and bows are just awesome Anne!
Registered: January 26, 2007 Location: Fredericksburg, VA, but originally from Scotland!:) Posts: 12742
Thu, Sep 24, 2009 @ 9:07 AM
Bwahahahahaha!!! Anne, you crack me up!!! Your card is adorable and your story is hysterical! I just love the bantering between you and Pam! Puts a big ol' smile on my face
Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Thu, Sep 24, 2009 @ 3:57 PM
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH what have you done here my EX-FRIEND!!!! As soon as Debzi sees this picture, she will immediately redeem me with her face recognition scanner. Do you NOT recall that I am the ANGEL who saved everyond from that horrible bus accident you caused during one of your many escapes from the Betty Ford Clinic after eating more than a dozen cupcakes??????? This doesn't even remotely resemble me aside from the fact that I like a green and pink color combo and am a fan of your BEAUTIFUL RIBBONS!!! WHo is that masked, or should I say trashed, BUG in that jar. Oh, Debzi, where are you when I need you!! I have more to say . . . (see next comment)
------------------------------ Pam Co-Founder of The Punchkateerz! Fan Club Member FS149, QFTD44
Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Thu, Sep 24, 2009 @ 4:00 PM
BTW for the record and to counter your slander of my good name, I was not FIRED by Queen Anne of the Fruitcakes, I RESIGNED as I wasn't getting paid a dime for my groundbreaking work. I solved a multitude of cases in 1/4 the time it took Debzi to. The only reason I resigned is because the USA couldn't pay me any more - Shock and Awe - and Ms. Queenie here never direct deposited into my account. Now, I may have a 1-2 digit IQ, but even I know that it ain't smart to work that hard for nuttin'!!! more. . .
------------------------------ Pam Co-Founder of The Punchkateerz! Fan Club Member FS149, QFTD44
Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Thu, Sep 24, 2009 @ 4:04 PM
As for the bathmat, how many times do I have to tell you, it a TOILET SEAT COVER!!! Only us 1-2 digit IQ people would be smart enough to use something this CLEVER and cost effective!! It's part of my new 1-2 digit IQ professional photography makeover program. You, too, can have a professional studio like mine in a "flush" - oops, I mean a "flash"! And, how do you explain all those wonderful comments I got on my photography???????? You people who think you have brains have a lot to learn about what's really important. And, maybe, just maybe, I would have upgraded to a bathroom mat had I gotten any $$$$ from you, Ms. Anne of the Fruitcakes!!! Think about that one . . . I had to improvise. I'll make sure the next card I send you is photographed on a very "used" toilet seat cover rather than my fresh new one!!!! You know boys can never keep those darn toilet seat covers clean!!! . . .
------------------------------ Pam Co-Founder of The Punchkateerz! Fan Club Member FS149, QFTD44
Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Thu, Sep 24, 2009 @ 4:06 PM
So, back to your card, I must say it is beautifully put together; however, you must have me, Fruitcake, mixed up with someone else. Who, I dare not say. Hey, maybe it's what Stamp Muse turned into after that "freak" bus accident and that's why she couldn't be found. And, all the while, I thought you just sat on her!! Mystery solved!! Again, even as a resigned Chief Inspector with a 2-digit IQ, I've solved another case. It's like breathing; which, by the way, Stamp Muse won't be able to if you keep her in that jar. Let her out!!! Signing off for now . . . RETIRED CCCI Fruitcake, 1-2DIQ, SP!!
------------------------------ Pam Co-Founder of The Punchkateerz! Fan Club Member FS149, QFTD44
Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Thu, Sep 24, 2009 @ 4:08 PM
P.S. Even that fictitious Chimay Blue had to put his 2 cents into the comments. Wait a minute, he's not even real, so what am I worried about?????
Now, I must go as Mr. Fruitcake is awaiting my assistance in clearing out our entire kitchen for reno - UUUGHHHH!!!!! If I have to keep on the computer about this issue, he will have to turn that ship back around toward NC Ms. Queen Anne of the Fruitcakes!!!!
------------------------------ Pam Co-Founder of The Punchkateerz! Fan Club Member FS149, QFTD44
Registered: April 15, 2008 Location: Seattle Area Posts: 25018
Thu, Sep 24, 2009 @ 4:54 PM
Okay RETIRED CCCI Fruitcake, 1-2DIQ, SP!! Pammy!
I sure hope we get a competent detective in place soon! Chimay Blue is real. It will be the next inspector detective's job to secure an avatar and demand a card from him!
------------------------------ Twisted SistahCoping without Copics and Blogless in Seattle
Registered: October 18, 2008 Location: Arizona-It's a DRY heat! Posts: 4510
Thu, Sep 24, 2009 @ 5:07 PM
Oh Anne, what a fabulously colored bug! Your card and your story are hilarious! Can't wait to see Pam's card in response!
------------------------------ Anne
Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much The early bird might get the worm, but I would rather sleep late and eat chocolate!
Registered: February 24, 2008 Location: MN Posts: 11427
Fri, Sep 25, 2009 @ 6:38 PM
hahaaha love this...I think that's me in the jar.. I have a older sister in the same town, and just had the youngest sister here visiting from out of state, and you get 3 sisters in the same room...well that looks like me without even having a drink...but I must admit it looks pretty good now...and I don't even drink. adorable card Anne, and love your story....don't ever quit....they always make my day...