Hey Everyone, yes the title is not what you see, although it fits this person's persona ever so well.
You see, Pam124, aka Fruitcake; "FIRED" Chief Inspector Fruitcake, whatever has had a few too many trips to the basement as of late.
She has a her own little stash downstairs and manages, quite successfully, to hit the bottle, so to speak, a few too many times.
My question after seeing this photograph is however did she, with all her 1DIQ, stellar investigative talens ever end up in a jar.
We'll have to let her figure this one out all on her own. I've had the studio blow this thing up 18 x 24 and it's on its way to a certain nuclear warship to the attention of: Mr. Pammy.
I trust the stress and embarrassment got to her. You see, she became very cavalier about her new position ~ once held by the highly esteemed Debzi333 ~ and became flippant about her powers and her IQ, so she was fired on the spot.
Trust me, she was not doing the job! All she does with some degree of finise is rile up the troups with her crazy insane comments. Many times, I just thought 'this girl is off the wall'.
BTW, she claims to have a professional photography studio. Now I ask you this: if she's such a professional, why do you suppose she always uses a white bath mat as her backdrop? You'll have to ask her for the answer.
TFL
Date: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 GMT Views: 776
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OMGOsh Anne! So that's were Fruicake has been...in the basement drinking from a mayo jar~LOL The job can go but she has to keep the Titie FRUITCAKE! Maybe would should take up a collection or you could sell more ficticiuos challenge cards....to send her to the BFC. If there is any extra left over we could upgrade her bathmat!
Love the dp you used and your coloring is extraordinary!
Love it!!
Registered: February 12, 2007 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 13642
Wed, Sep 23, 2009 @ 2:09 PM
first, Annie Jo, this is the most elegant way I have seen this image used. only you could make it so. really really pretty pink tongue an all.
now, I see the war has started again. I can hardly wait until fruitcake sees this one. we may have to start really worrying about global warming..... I am clicking on check on updates on this card. later tonight, I will bring my chips, pepsi and spend time reading..... see how these get started......
hugs,
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Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Wed, Sep 23, 2009 @ 3:46 PM
I thought she used the toilet seat cover, not a bath mat. Oh my, how the stories change......I think Miss Fruitcake might have fell in trying to get that last olive that she just couldn't resist. You know how they get. She had probably poured the rest of the liquor in the jar in hopes of the olive floating to the top. When it didn't, she reached in and ...well the rest is history. Notice, there isn't any liquid in that jar, just one crazy looking thing!
Anne again you have made an elegant card with a wild and crazy image. I love that pink and green dotted bow, just perfect for this awesome card. You my friend are on a roll today and I am so lovin it! TFS :0)
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Registered: July 9, 2008 Location: Stars Fell on Alabama Posts: 74810
Wed, Sep 23, 2009 @ 7:41 PM
I know how Pammy got in the jar. She was about to use her infamous beauty scanning equipment on herself and didn't have a mirror to see how beautiful she claims to be. Of course, she wanted to be perfect before entering the BSE. So, she was looking for a reflection in the glass and FELL right in that bottle. Now to her coloring, she is GREEN with envy because she no longer has the CI job. Cute, cute card!
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Registered: February 1, 2005 Location: Temple, Tx Posts: 37720
Wed, Sep 23, 2009 @ 8:09 PM
Oh, my...the poor girl....Anne, Anne...show pitty on that sweel girl!!!! All she wants is one itsy, bitsy drink....what's the harm?????? I will be glad to make sure she just takes one....I'll dring the rest...giggle!!!!
Registered: December 16, 2008 Location: Wherever I am needed Posts: 73
Wed, Sep 23, 2009 @ 9:34 PM
This sort of explains (as only Anne could) why she has accused me of being a figment of wonderful M's imagination. Your card, while being cute, creative and artistic may be painfully accurate . Maybe with the support of friends like Anne, Brat, Benzi, Mutnik, Peggy Sue, Rainy, Connie Jo, Dianne, Joan, et al she can be saved from this tortuous path of the easily misled.