Well, it's time to fess up! All this year, you thought I was another SCS stamper...well you were WRONG, and not it's time to pay the piper! I am one of Santa's Helpers....and ohhhhh, I've been keeping a list this whole first year of mine on SCS...this is the NAUGHTY list....
These people are keeey-razy! They play awful tricks on one another! They throw each other in prison! They find stamps of scary-looking women, and name them after each other! And THE Buckle Man...well, you know the battles he and Mothermark have been having, involving crazy correspondence, and trying to make cards that outweigh each other at the local post office!
So I've been watching, and I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER...and beyond!
Date: Monday, November 17, 2008 GMT Views: 7377
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Registered: February 1, 2008 Location: Caledonia, NY Posts: 1862
Thu, Nov 20, 2008 @ 3:12 AM
So I am on the naughty list!...it is rather exciting being "naughty"!
Yikes...looks like I will have to figure something out to get out of all this Hot water.....I would hate to have all this snow melt so Santa skids into Avon in a slick of mud or some other aroma brown stuff this Xmas!
I will be working extra hard this weekend to try to redeem my self...but in until then .... I luv being a little naughty.......wink wink!....after all Santa is always smiling!
Registered: December 8, 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 72988
Thu, Nov 20, 2008 @ 6:18 AM
I'm thinking of having a t-shirt made that says "I may not be a Dirty Girl, but I'm on the Naughty List" I think my husband would like that. hee hee.
------------------------------ Paula "The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don’t always spoil the good things, or make them unimportant. - The Eleventh Doctor
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Thu, Nov 20, 2008 @ 7:16 AM
Okay Kelly.....I came here because I think this is the most likely place to find you! I got a message from a fellow naughty lister (Debizzzzzzzz3333333) pointing out that the moniker on my avatar had been changed from *This is my story!* to *Naughy Hall of Fame!*
Now I know Jenn Balcer to be a sweet helpful person who always solves my problems but it seems you have quite the pull with the higher ups at SCS! You are #1 on the list, the Naughty List!
I must say that I have long dreamed of getting the attention of Jenn Balcer but I am not really sure that this is the manner in which I wanted to do it! I was seriously considering turning over a new leaf in hopes to get on the Nice List next year, but after this latest stunt I am just not sure that can be done! Snort!!!
Okay, I am gonna hit submit and see if I am still Naughty - Hall of Fame! Snort! Whose idea, Jenn's or Yours, Kelly???
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Thu, Nov 20, 2008 @ 12:39 PM
I for one, am proud to be a Naughty Girl, it's the next best thing to being a Dirty Girl! And kinda the same, don'tcha think! I have to agree with dearest MotherMark and Mrs Laird above me! OH, you poor dear Schirmcat - I suspect you are no more than the messanger - but then again, a lot of of naughty sorts are pretty sneaky folks.. to wit - your primitive cutesy images that you fill your gallery with, and me and all of my cutesy little Penny Black animals!
Hmmmm, who woulda thunk that you were Naughty too!
Registered: April 20, 2005 Location: The only Eaton Rapids on the Earth, Michigan Posts: 57568
Thu, Nov 20, 2008 @ 2:16 PM
Oh, my goodness! So much activity since I was last able to check in.
Big Butt Bertie Butt Nutt Kelly Crusher has a few things to say:
First and foremost, Kelly Schirmcat, I thank you for bestowing upon me (the most flat chested chick in the world) the new title of BigBoobedBertie!!! Yeah! When do the big boobs arrive for installment?
MrsLaird: I love your idea for the t-shirt! When can we place our orders for the Naughty Girls?? We can start our own sorority and Anne Ryan can teach us all French! Wee-wee! Snort!
Ctorina: I am officially skeerd of you and your Italian mafia ways. I promise always to be nice to you and never want to be on your hit list!! Yikes!
Peggy: I am honored that my evil twin was able to be such a positive influence upon you!
BratCards: I'll be checking our your National Enquirer stories! I LOVE a good story!
And last but not least, (but not really the last comment) Jenn Balcer: Mothermark's moniker really should read ALWAYS IN HOT WATER!!! Snort!
Registered: January 17, 2008 Location: Melrose Park, Illinois Posts: 40148
Thu, Nov 20, 2008 @ 2:31 PM
Oh Charlene don't be skeerd, do you want to be on the design team for, I know a guy, The perks are fantastic. If you accept you get to stay at the Flamingo In Las Vegas in The Bugsy Siegal Suite!
PS I was afraid to look at my Avatar today after I saw what they did to Cindy! I thought it was going to be a horse head or I was going to have no head!
PSSS Cindy, Do You need me to send Johnny Curtains over to get your moniker back, or can your thugs handle it?
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Fri, Nov 21, 2008 @ 9:51 AM
Na uh! I am not always in hot water!!! Bertie, don't be skeerd of Ctorina! Our guys have merged and we have your back even if she is from the good side.
And about getting my moniker back, I'll let you know in a couple of days.....we might have to handle this one with kid gloves since we all wanna stay on the goodside of Jenn Balcer just in case being naughty doesn't end up being comparable to being dirty. It could happen, you know!
By the way, my guys names are Alatte' Pain and The Grinder. They work on commission for me through Stamps'nCoffee.
I don't like this *thread*, you can't quote people to answer them individually! Snort!
Registered: May 18, 2005 Location: Connecticut USA Posts: 35783
Fri, Nov 21, 2008 @ 12:31 PM
Oh my, first let me apologize to the mods who had to put asterics in my post when I was referring to the Soprano's character Big P***y... I think this just proves that I do belong on the naughty list and I hang my head in shame, unable to distinguish right from wrong, but when Tony Jr. and Meadow refered to him as Uncle P***y, I forgot it was not a proper name. I guess there is no hope of getting off the naughty lsit now and I embarrasedly accept my label. I do wonder what Miss Crabtree would have to say about this!!
Registered: November 21, 2008 Location: NANCYRUTH"S basement Posts: 7
Fri, Nov 21, 2008 @ 1:35 PM
Did I hear my name mentioned? I am shocked and dismayed at the length of the naughty list, my goodness, havent you learned to behave yet? And NANCYRUTH, a middleaged woman carrying on the way you do, have you no shame? Well I agree with Schirmcat, you really do need monitoring and I am glad someone around here is watching you!
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