This is a card that I made for a Splitcoast girlfriend. This is my story!
1. It's been sort of a rough week for me. I've been in trouble alot with challenges and I'm hearing rumors that the challenge police are looking for me!
2. I went to stamp class last night and when I got home I had a pm from my friend Shirley (wannabcre8tive). It seems she has been thrown in the slammer after an interview with the police in which she was trying to defend me! I kinda wonder if it wasn't her outfit that got her thrown in the slammer!
3. Some of my friends are giving me a bad time for abandoning her, leaving her in jail all for not wanting to get caught myself. So, I made her a thank you card!!! Wasn't that nice?
4. They are not treating her that bad anyway. She asked for two things and they granted her wishes. She wanted a roll of masking tape so that she could mark the spot to place her feet inside her cell so that her clevage will show perfectly between the bars. And she asked for some hooks on her cell doors so that she could do pull ups and keep her buff arms in shape.
5. Based on the comments on my card yesterday, I might have to mass produce this thank you card. It seems alot of people are worried about aiding and abetting!
Thanks Shirley for being such a good friend. Let me know when you get out! We'll do lunch!
Date: Thursday, January 17, 2008 GMT Views: 883
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Registered: January 7, 2006 Location: Central California Posts: 16758
Thu, Jan 17, 2008 @ 8:12 AM
You are an absolute NUT!!! You know that? A Heartless NUT too!!! A thank you note? Is that the best you could do? I admit, Shirley doesn't look like she's suffering too bad though. Okay, the card is awesome, I'll give you that!!! It's also creative and clever. But please.......just confess so Shirt can go home to her big boxer babies!!!!