Last night I had a very scary episode where my heart was beating out of control. I went to the ER and my Dear friend who is an ER Doc took excellent care of me. I am giving her this card with a gift as a Thank YOU!
this is also for a few challenges: TSC (funny and a SCS challenge. Thanks BRAT!), CTD found here: http://www.colorthrowdown.blogspot.com/ and the Limited Supply Challenge.
If you can't read the joke here it is: (the funny part about the joke is that professionally I am a Social Worker)
A man in severe chest pain/pressure is brought to the hospital ER and diagnosed with a massive MI.
The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away.
Another doctor runs into the room and says, "you're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want.
One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker".
The man quickly responds, "the attorney's".
The doctor says, "Wait! Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"
The man says, "I already know enough. We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his. So I'll take the attorney's!"
Registered: September 17, 2006 Location: San Marcos, Tx Posts: 3011
Sun, Feb 21, 2010 @ 1:20 AM
Gosh Mo, very funny card indeed but what a scarey episode. I am thankful your friend took care of you as ER visits can never be pleasant! Hoping you are OK and that all turns out good.
------------------------------ Ich bin Klein. Mach mein Herze rein Soll niemand anderen drin wohnen Als Jesus allein. (I am little. Make my heart clean. Don't let anyone else live in it but Jesus alone.)
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Registered: March 24, 2006 Location: Posts: 38589
Sun, Feb 21, 2010 @ 7:01 AM
Mo, after all you have been thru and you still come up with something so funny! You should totally get extra points for that alone! This joke is a riot, and that you are a social worker to boot, well, it is too much! You be careful on that date tonight, we don't want any more episodes! Hugs....
------------------------------ Pat Smethers "The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11
Registered: May 15, 2005 Location: Arlington, Washington Posts: 30400
Sun, Feb 21, 2010 @ 7:41 AM
Oh! How to funny is this... thanks for the laugh!
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Registered: March 5, 2007 Location: Coatesville, Pennsylvania Posts: 44921
Sun, Feb 21, 2010 @ 7:53 AM
Mo, I just love your sense of humor!!!!! You are my hero....you always can see the bright side of things!!!! I love your card...tooo funny! Please take care of yourself! LYMI!
------------------------------ Lesley Proud Fan Club and RAK Member He is the GOD of the Impossible!!!! Kookzi the Rookzie Punchkateer It is by the grace of God that we take our next breath.