7:00 a.m. The Paparazzi sneaks this photo of Anne Ryan on a drinking binge while on a weekend furlough from the Betty Ford Clinic. She's all dolled up with a most becoming bathing suit, sparkly diamond ring, red lipstick and it appears a splotchy fake tan as they don't let you sunbathe while in the clinic. I do believe I detect a little stubble underneath that less than tight chin, but I could be wrong.
This is my very first "not serious" card and I owe it all to Anne Ryan who sent me this, how do you say, "beautiful image" to play with. I just assumed it was an image she had made of herself. I'm just sorry the paparazzi got hold of it!!! LOL!!!!
I'm not in the league of Debzi, but thought I'd have a little fun. For the right price Anne, I'll send this to you so it won't be made any more public than it is now!!!!
I had loads of fun with this Anne. Sorry to say, at your expense!!!
Thanks for looking and this is nothing compared to what goes on in Anne Ryan's gallery!!!!
Leave a comment and let Anne know her dirty little secret is out!!!
Date: Tuesday, July 21, 2009 GMT Views: 637
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Tue, Jul 21, 2009 @ 8:54 PM
Well, let me be the first to say that this MUST BE ANNE RYAN!! If you look in my gallery- way back when..........you'll see that I caught the identical photograph of our dear Anne Ryan - though there she was sitting in front of her house! Coincidence???? I think not!
She has changed the tint of her hair alright - in mine - she had let her hair go to a unbecoming shade of blue - the way old ladies do!! Guess they've been * treating * her well in the Betty Ford Clinic - if you get my double meaning!
7 :00 am and already calling for drinks??? This is even worse than I had imagined!!! Our dear Anne - what to do!!!! Love you Anne!!!
Registered: April 3, 2007 Location: In a state of oblivion.... Posts: 14120
Tue, Jul 21, 2009 @ 8:56 PM
You are quite incorrigible my dear Pam! You have now got yourself tangled up in that crazy sparring match that Debzi and Anne have had going on for ages now! There's no looking back for you girl! You're steering yourself down the path to the Naughty Christmas list this year - I can just see it now! I've been suggesting counselling for those two for a while now and I think you may wind up needing to join them! But hey, there's enough punching and dew drops and the like to make me figure it's a pretty fine paper creation that you've come up with. See if Anne behaves herself when she spies this!!!
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Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Tue, Jul 21, 2009 @ 9:06 PM
I hope I will be forgiven for my first and probably "final" attempt to create a comical card!!! I know I always put out the serious ones - this just fell into my lap and what was I to do. I promise I will be back to my normal stuff next--whatever that is!! I am going to take a stab at trying a couple "cute" cards from some RAKS Lovely Linda sent me. I just have to get up the nerve to do so!!! Bye and, again, forgive me - especially ANNE!!!
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Registered: July 9, 2008 Location: Stars Fell on Alabama Posts: 74863
Tue, Jul 21, 2009 @ 9:09 PM
Well, Pam is out of the bag now and there will be no stopping her. I have been chatting with her tonight and she told me she asked the paparazzi to sell her that photo and it will be in Anne's hometown newspaper by the end of the week. Don't give her any money!!!!!!
I must hand it to you, Pam, your imagination is over the top on this one.
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Tue, Jul 21, 2009 @ 9:11 PM
What the heck is this all about? Have you lost your mind? You're heading down the same path Ms Deborah, Connie Jo9, Mutnik, STamp Muse and some others have taken. All this time I've been thinking ... oh, she's the only sweet one left. Wrong! Well let me just assure you, you've jumped into a daring and chaotic world now. Oh, how I would hate to be you right about now. First you speak of nuclear warheads, and then you throw out something about your last name resembling that of a lawyer. Try your hardest, my former friend! BTW, cocktails begin at 6 am darling when I'm out for a weekend furlough. I'm not at all happy you've posted this: if the BFC sees this, I'm in big trouble over here. You'll pay for this, I can assure you. WYC ... watch your back.
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Tue, Jul 21, 2009 @ 9:14 PM
BTW, I love your card, Pammy! Your dp papers are oh so wonderful, I must admit. Love the design too. It's so fitting for me...er, I mean for someone other than myself. Oh, darling, the bling ... that's so me! One thing you forgot to add to this more than darling card is my cadillac parked waterside. Oh, how sweet it is, girl!
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Registered: June 14, 2008 Location: Canberra, Australia Posts: 6675
Tue, Jul 21, 2009 @ 10:24 PM
Oh my giddy aunt!!! Pam - what were you thinking!?!? I have to say I have enjoyed knowing you on SCS and will miss you dearly!! LOL!! Now don't get em wrong, Anne is a darling - it is 'her people' you have to watch!! I have sent 'my people' and hope they make it in time!! lol!
Pam, you do humorous so well...love this card, and the story - you are a natural my friend. I can hardly wait for you to do some images I sent you - I might have to case them!!! LOL!!! You think I am joking don't you!!! Fabulous card Pam - love the sequins!! I am glad there are no photos of me like this...I am skeered of you now!!! Thanks for skeering...I mean sharing my friend - I am proud of you!! {{{hugs}}}
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Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Tue, Jul 21, 2009 @ 10:35 PM
Yep, that's our Anne. I recognize that red lip stick any where. I even bet there is some on her front teeth! Oooh my friend you are in deep trouble now. Although Miss Anne must be on the happy pills lately, even after she post a nasty remark she comes back with something sweet! I so love your picture card here. It is so stinkin cute. Don't worry about Anne, she's harmless. TFS :0)
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