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Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
A friend gave me a fridge magnet that says "Moovin' with the Lord."
You can add a "Hay!" to almost any line, such as... "Hay! That's Moovelous" or "Hay! Have a Moovin' Birthday!"
I sent my brother a card when he retired that had a cow that said, "Heard you're gettin' set to mooove out to pasture." Huh....seemed cuter at the time, lol!
I made a card for my uncle the cowboy who owns about 20 head and does all of the real cowboy stuff. I used cow jokes printed on vellum with the cow stamp underneath.
Signs your cow has mad cow disease...
1. Insists on wearing A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
2. Your cow starts smoking grass instead of eating it.
3. Your cow tips other cows over and laughs.
4. Your cow asks you to brand it again, but only if you'll wear something sexy this time.
5. Your cow becomes Muslim and asks to be called, "LaCream Abdul Milkbar"
Others I haven't used yet...
"Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back into the cow, you know." Aunt Bee Taylor
"And now for a thought provoking question: When a cow laughs does milk come out her nose?"
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? -- A milk dud.
Herd any good cow jokes lately?
What do you call a cow with a twitch? -- Beef jerky.
__________________ "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright *2 Successful Trades
LOL you are all too funny. But I just remembered, my son had a T-shirt with a cartoon (probably Farsides) ... "When cows bungee jump milk comes out their nose."
I made a card for my uncle the cowboy who owns about 20 head and does all of the real cowboy stuff. I used cow jokes printed on vellum with the cow stamp underneath.
Signs your cow has mad cow disease...
1. Insists on wearing A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
2. Your cow starts smoking grass instead of eating it.
3. Your cow tips other cows over and laughs.
4. Your cow asks you to brand it again, but only if you'll wear something sexy this time.
5. Your cow becomes Muslim and asks to be called, "LaCream Abdul Milkbar"
Others I haven't used yet...
"Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back into the cow, you know." Aunt Bee Taylor
"And now for a thought provoking question: When a cow laughs does milk come out her nose?"
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? -- A milk dud.
Herd any good cow jokes lately?
What do you call a cow with a twitch? -- Beef jerky.
Okay cheating here..... I simply looking up titles in a book I have called SUITABLE TITLES
~ Dairy Queen
~ Got Milk?
~ Lil' Cowpoke
~ Love One an Udder
~ Milk Does a Body Good
~ Milkin' It for All It's Worth
~ MOOre Milk Please
~ Nature's Lawn-mooer
~ Udderly Adorable
~ Udderly Delicious
Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
Last edited by jailbirdstamper; 01-06-2006 at 07:57 PM..
Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
Last edited by jailbirdstamper; 01-06-2006 at 08:10 PM..
Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
This was one of the first rubber stamps I bought many many years ago. I still have it. "Invisble Cows Currently Control my life!" I just thought it was funny! I would use it on my envelopes.
Help me with COW or MOO sayings...
