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My daughter bought another FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY card back stamp the same day I got this one. I'll have to get her to quote it for me and I'll come back and post it! I think it might even be better than this one I have Sometimes when you watch people open cards you have to remind them "hey...look at the back too!" LOL I always look at the backs of cards!
opps! I should have read all the posts AFTER you posted a reply to mine. You got your answer just "a few" times! LOL Well...I'm going to have to start a WISH list of humor stamps I MUST HAVE!! I'm so into funny stuff. I'm so glad this thread is here Funny stuff out there!!!
So after I clean up the BIG cup of water I just spilled ALL OVER the floor I'll be back to read more posts! Thank goodness it didn't land on the computer or the keyboard!!! wheww!!
One from VLVS that says "Men are like roses...watch out for the pricks"
and the other is from River City Rubber Works and it says "If it has tires or testicles it's going to be trouble".
Jane
Well I had to do it......yup.....I'll blame it on you Jane I went on the River City Rubber Works site and guess what??? Free Shipping for August!!! So guess what else??? I got some!! :mrgreen:
I LOVE this place.....how else would I find such deals! LOL Guess I'll go to bed now and dream of all my new "funny sayings" that I have coming.....zzzzzzzzz
This one's not a stamp, and to the best of my knowledge it's my own original saying. I am short (about 5'2") and when my hubby - who isn't super-tall but has a definite height advantage over me - teases me, such as when I can't reach something (sometimes even using a step stool!) I tell him:
"I'm not short - I'm triple concentrated!"
I'm really enjoying this thread! Thanks to the OP for starting it and all those contributing.
One that's not meant to be funny, and it only is because I just can't get myself to read it correctly is "best friends listen to what you don't say" from Garden Whimsy. Tell me I am not alone in reading it as "best friends don't listen to what you say"- time for some new friends??
Hambo Stamps has some good ones, in the fractured funnies.
I like "Heard you caught a bug... Since when have YOU been an entomologist?" and "May you have the luck of the Irish...Well except for that potato famine thingie..."
No silly! It means best friends don't expect you to always talk! Thay are there to be company too!
I got an email that had something funny and cute in it! It said "The main reason santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live!" LOL
I got a card once that said I smile because you are my sister. I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!!
I just used one from Hambo Stamps that reads..."Don't Make Me Get My VooDoo Doll!" I made a card of it with a picture of a real/fake doll with pins...pretty danged cute!
__________________ Colleen Schaan - Education Specialist at Imagination International Inc.,/Copic Marker
Blog - Distinctive Touches;My Copic Books!
I "collect" humorous stamps so I have a ton of them. The first one is a magnet and if anyone has ever seen it as a stamp - please let me know. This next one I cam up with and had it made for my husband as it just for some reason "blurted" out of my mouth one night.........I know...too much info.
The magnet was.............I used to care,but now I take a pill for that.
The one for my hubby....."Mount me like a stamp!"
oTHER FAVS:
Food has replaced sex in my life.
Now I can;t even get into my own pants!
When I can't sleep I count the buckles on my straight jacket.
Whenever I hear the dirty word "exercise"
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
She was good in bed............she could sleep all day!
A good friend will come and bail you
out of jail.
But a TRUE friend will be sitting next to you
saying," DAMN that was fun!"
and my last one is................
"Men are like floor tiles.
If you lay them right the
first time, you can walk
all over them for years."
LOL!
Blessings,
Debbie
__________________ *My greatest fear is that when I die, my husband
will sell my Rubber Stamps for what I told him I
paid for them....*
Thanks for the laughs & ideas from this thread! I got to check out this site, and I found this saying which also made me laugh: You can't scare me. I've got kids!
I think I'll get that to stamp with some booglie eyed characters to make halloween cards for my mothers group.
I did a bikini bottom card once, and when you opened it, I drew the butt line in with a pencil and stamped: What were you expecting, Hallmark?
Other favs: (most are from repeat impressions)
I thought of you today as I gazed longingly at the distant glow on the horizon.... I assume it was caused by the candles on your birthday cake. Hope it was yummy!
Roses are Red
Lemons are Tart
Today it's official:
you're now an old fart
a clean house is the sign of a lazy stamper
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me....
12 rubber stamps, 11 handmade papers,
10 embossing powders, 9 dual tip markers,
8 paper edgers, 7 assorted ink pads,
6 funky stickers, 5 exotic glitters,
4 brass stencils, 3 craft punches,
2 paper crimpers, and a brand new
embossing heat tool.
I can;t pass this one up...............
