I'm am totally beside myself with Nutmeg, aka Mutnik. I'm happy she's my friend, but some of her strange behaviors just put me right over the edge. Here's the scoop as they say in the reporting industry:
Apparently, in today's Sacramento Bee, our Ms Nutmeg (not to be confused with our Miss Brooks)decided she'd play 'dress up' with her husband's halloween custome. She's been trying to figure out how to lounge around this summer rather than work, so her thinking was: If I go door to door, maybe I could collect enough change to pay the A/C bill this summer.
It was only when she arrived at 1273 Reuter Ranch Road, my former home, that she was greeted by a guy who just happens to head up the County Legislature working on allegations of a corrupt CHFD! #Not a good time to be impersonating a CHFD guy, Nutmeg#.
When she accepted his invitation to come in, she didnt realize he was calling the cops while pretending to be pouring lemonade. With lemonade in one hand and cuffs on the other, the article said she clueless as to what was going on. She tried to explain her circumstances to no avail. Apparently, her fake tears didnt work this time.
The paper said they interviewed DH who didnt seem to be in any big hurry to cough up the $500K bail.
Registered: June 18, 2007 Location: Twin Cities, Minnesota Posts: 4857
Sat, May 23, 2009 @ 7:43 PM
Very cute!! Love the yellow scallop corners.
I am following this developing story, but I've read it all backwards. LOL You girls are too funny.
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Registered: February 16, 2004 Location: Western Suburbs of Chicago Posts: 30958
Sun, May 24, 2009 @ 8:04 AM
That is so funny- is there a jail just for SCS bad girls? Is it fully stocked with Stampin supplies so there can continue to be these stories to amuse us??? I would like to know it's secret location- if it is close by, I may have to......drive by to check it out!
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Sun, May 24, 2009 @ 12:43 PM
I'd like to tell you that SCS has made me a moderater - undercover of course...... and thus, Miss Anne, the game is up!!! In otherwords - shape up or ship out!!! I've talked to Daven and Jenn Balcer about this serious matter of your TABLOID TALK CARDS! Yes, that's what they are !! TABLOID TRASH CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why does it not suprise me!!!!! There was a time when I held you in awe and reverance, but that time is over .......... I know Mutnik is innocent!! Dear Mutnik!!!
That card is trash , Miss Anne - and no wonder you are a MISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please remove it immediately! Why it got past the SCS gates I do not know!!! If there is any further of this nonsense you'll be going on an SCS * HOLIDAY* if you know what I mean! Jail is nothing compared to that girl!!! If you thought the slammer was bad, you aint seen anything yet!! I'll bail poor Mutnik out of jail - the job as dectective and now SCS moderater pays rather a princely sum - but what would you know about that you ne'er do well!!
Lived on Reuter Ranch Road did you!! Bwahahahahahahaaha silly lady!! I think you mean the Wrong Side of The Tracks Road.
Registered: August 30, 2006 Location: Saugus, Massachusetts Posts: 65153
Sun, May 24, 2009 @ 8:08 PM
Very fun card Anne! I guess I'm out of the loop - I had no idea these kinds of things were going on with Nutmeg aka Mutnik....... I guess you just never know!!
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