Girlz, not too worry. So she thinks she can sew does she? Just bring her on, girlz, just bring her right to me asap.
You see, I'm the big gun today (I need humor here#. I didnt just bring a card; I brought a design board! Yes I did and to prove how she's gonna wish she'd never made the statement she did.
What did I bring for the TP?
1. A vogue designer pattern ~ Issey Miyake, my favorite designer.
2. Hot Pink 100% pure dupioni silk #my favorite)
3. Sewing machine needles to give her a jab when I cant take anymore.
4. A dressmaker's pencil ... very important should I need to erase the damage I'm gonna do to that woman.
5. A tape measure that's is old as dirt to show her just how long I've been around.
6. I brought one of the tags I used to put on the garments I constructed for "Grammy's Baby". I used to have a website called Grammy's Baby where I made and sold mostly christening gowns.
Peace everyone! I've got her under wraps so to speak. She gives anyone trouble, I'm just waiting to give her what I've got. Dont worry anyone. This wont be the first time you'll see my name in the newspaper and it's not going to be under the volunteer section either.
I've got everyone covered from this angle. Come, lets enjoy ourselves now that you understand where I'm comin' from.
Happy Teaparty everyone! Hello Mudder.
TFL
Date: Tuesday, March 9, 2010 GMT Views: 750
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Registered: November 3, 2007 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 10333
Tue, Mar 09, 2010 @ 4:19 PM
HAHAHAHA! This is the funniest NOT-card I have ever seen! You see I call them NOT-cards when Mothermark features a NOT-pot....today's teapot was REALLY a quilt, thus making it a NOT-pot! And since I am not quite sure where you will send this hilarious creation, I have thus named it a NOT-card! Tape measure to show you are old as dirt, giggle! That cream colored jacket that you whipped up and photographed is truly FABULOUS!
Registered: November 3, 2007 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 10333
Tue, Mar 09, 2010 @ 4:20 PM
HAHAHAHA! This is the funniest NOT-card I have ever seen! You see I call them NOT-cards when Mothermark features a NOT-pot....today's teapot was REALLY a quilt, thus making it a NOT-pot! And since I am not quite sure where you will send this hilarious creation, I have thus named it a NOT-card! Tape measure to show you are old as dirt, giggle! That cream colored jacket that you whipped up and photographed is truly FABULOUS!
Registered: January 29, 2006 Location: Mount Forest,Ontario Canada Posts: 11622
Tue, Mar 09, 2010 @ 7:59 PM
Oh, Anne, I am so glad I dropped by. This is just THE BEST!! I am SOOOO glad you are a FRIEND!! I really feel very protected!! If I run into Aquilta, I want you and your stick pins right beside me. You really are a well rounded lady and I mean that in the nicest possible way (not at all in the suggestive way of Mme. Debzi) I also would LOVE a beautiful Sushi Miyagi jacket in hot pink silk, that would be DA BOMB--you are a lady of exquisite taste, talent and wonderful humor. I am still chuckling as I say "adieu"...
------------------------------ Michele
My God shall supply all your need…Philippians 4:19
Registered: April 14, 2009 Location: in my own little PINK sparkly world Posts: 12150
Wed, Mar 10, 2010 @ 1:28 PM
Bwaaaahaaa....omgosh girl, I'm having to climb back up to the desk to comment...you are so funny...love this...your tape measure sure does look like it's seen the seamier side of life..very impressive...mine isn't nearly that old...heeheehee...I just love this, and I'm so glad you brought weapons too just in case Aquilta isn't getting it...I brought a few for backup in a little red wagon so could get them through security but looks like you got it sewn up...thx for letting the rest of us rest on our laurels and drink tea...