WHY DID THE FROG WALK ACROSS THE ROAD?
He didn't...he jumped.
Why did the frog cross the street?
because the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the frog cross the road?
to see what the chicken was doing.
Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?
to get hit by a steamroller
Why did the frog stay in the middle of the road?
he ran after a fly and was hit by a car.
Why did the frog cross the road?
If a chicken can do it so could he!
(NO FROGS WERE INJURED IN THE RE-CREATION OF THIS JOKE)
I found this rare orange rainforest fat frog on my craft table and decided to take him along with me to a teaparty on a lilly pad. Come follow me to Mothermark's Teapot Tuesday Tea Party:Forums at Splitcoaststampers
Registered: August 1, 2006 Location: Missouri Posts: 26819
Wed, Jul 29, 2009 @ 5:39 AM
Lisa, I love your crimped, scalloped lily pads. They are so pretty. I love your flower too. How lucky for you to have found this rare orange fat frog. All the girl frogs are going to be hopping over to those extra lily pads, especially Felicity frog. Your frog jokes made me smile. I have to add... Why did the frog cross the road?... to show possums how to do it.
Registered: October 15, 2007 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 38718
Wed, Jul 29, 2009 @ 9:56 AM
This is too cute, Lisa! Love the paper crafted frog scene and the mounted sentiment! Fun details! That is one happy looking frog! Did he have some of the *special* tea?
Registered: April 15, 2006 Location: Branchburg, NJ Posts: 6383
Wed, Jul 29, 2009 @ 11:17 AM
Your frog is so darn cute! Even if he is yellow - like a gem. I love how you created him with punches. Very clever. Your lily pads are wonderful and the jokes, well the jokes gave me a giggle. Lovely!
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Registered: May 31, 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 14509
Wed, Jul 29, 2009 @ 2:55 PM
What a clever and ribbiting punch card! I love your rare orange frog and his scalloped lily pads!
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Registered: September 7, 2006 Location: Northern Nevada Posts: 33121
Thu, Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:38 AM
Great job incorporating the CC on this! This is so cute, fun and clever!! Glad you brought this little guy; you know, Felicity is in the mood for love!!! LOL!
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