WHY DID THE FROG WALK ACROSS THE ROAD?
He didn't...he jumped.
Why did the frog cross the street?
because the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the frog cross the road?
to see what the chicken was doing.
Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?
to get hit by a steamroller
Why did the frog stay in the middle of the road?
he ran after a fly and was hit by a car.
Why did the frog cross the road?
If a chicken can do it so could he!
(NO FROGS WERE INJURED IN THE RE-CREATION OF THIS JOKE)
I found this rare orange rainforest fat frog on my craft table and decided to take him along with me to a teaparty on a lilly pad. Come follow me to Mothermark's Teapot Tuesday Tea Party:Forums at Splitcoaststampers
Registered: June 18, 2007 Location: Twin Cities, Minnesota Posts: 4857
Tue, Jul 28, 2009 @ 9:48 PM
Hey my gallery neighbor!! Lisa, this is SOOOO cute!!! What a fun fat frog. Your lily pads are great with the scallop punch, and I love your pretty pink flower. I got a kick out of your jokes too. I'm not usually a joke person, but I got those! ha ha. My favorite is the "super glue" one. Isn't that bad??!! LOL
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Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Tue, Jul 28, 2009 @ 9:51 PM
Hey lisa, so nice of you to bring extra lilly pads to the party! With everyone jumping up and down to the music, a couple of the pads have sunk! No stamping......Wow. You created one darling card here. Love it. TFS :0)
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Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Wed, Jul 29, 2009 @ 3:37 AM
Hi Lisa! Yah! You are here! Oops! Sorry I went bed in the middle of the tea party! I guess rearranging my lily pads for the party did me in! Snort!
Ha! Ha! Now we know that orange (rare) frogs are really just comedians! Hee! I love your little card..He is so summery, so bright and cheerful, so adorable with his googlie eyes! And your lily pads are the envy of the tea party! This is would be a precious card to send a youngster. I just would love to see the inquisitive look on the face as they wonder, why the frog crossed the road. My favorite is some mean kid gluing the frog to the chicken! Bwahahaha!
So glad to see you at the tea party this week! Thanks for coming and sharing your card! hee!