No one can imagine my distress when I read the Wall Street Journal, Section 2, Page 23, and noticed the "Most Wanted" photo above! Yikes.
No, I'm not mistaken. To the contrary, the poster clearly spelled Stamp Muse's name in the first sentence. That woman in the center is our very own Stamp Muse. All this time, IÂ’ve thought our Stamp Muse was beyond reproach. No, uh uh.
Look closely at the striped garb Ms Muse is wearing. Look a little closer and youÂ’ll see the precious diamond Ms Debzi333 (a/k/a Wanna B Detective stole some months back). Yes, itÂ’s true. SheÂ’s sporting that 5.71 caret diamond Ms Wanna B Detective said was in my possession.
Not only that, but it's apparent Ms Muse has obviously paid Ms Wanna B detective a prison visit. Being the accomplished seamstress Ms Muse is, it comes as no surprise that she was able to whip up one of her creations using Debzi333Â’s leftover prison fabric. Great recycling, girls!
DonÂ’t hit the delete button yet: Take another look, and youÂ’ll see the likes of both YLM and Jaydekay. Yes, itÂ’s true. You see, these 2 seemingly sweet stampers were swept into Stamp Muse's rouse to join her swap club. Little did they know what a covert operator this Ms Muse is.
Talk about less-than-stellar behaviors! Just when I thought I had seen it all, I see 4 of our infamous stampers mentioned in a Most Wanted Poster. I simply cannot comprehend how YLM and Jaydekay fell prey to Ms Muse. Frankly, I'm disappointed in all of you.
It's obvious to everyone involved here that Ms Muse is in cahoots with Canada's infamous prisoner, Wanne B detective.
Do you not know that Wanna B Detective has just learned her ABC's and uses that 'poor me' line with anyone who will listen? I never thought you'd fall for a canadian prisoner's line about not stealing the 5.71 caret diamond!
Can you now appreciate my distress? It's not easy being a stamper.
Date: Monday, May 18, 2009 GMT Views: 728
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Registered: April 15, 2008 Location: Seattle Area Posts: 25018
Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 11:37 PM
Oh please Ms. Wanna B! You've got to come out to clear up your own Coke Slurpee addiction and admit you and Anne are roommates at the Betty Ford! I have long awaited the return of my uncle's diamond so I could buy stamping supplies for the poor aka me! You must get yourself clean and help me! I'll kickback some Copics if there are any you do not already own!
I have been doing my own laundry for all these months for Pete's Sakes! Get yourselves together girls!!! I need my inheritance!
I really must say Stamp Muse, YLM and Jaydekay are looking quite fabulous in those very creative recycled outfits!
Now, we will have to wait to see where my family heirloom along with some poor nurse's real pearl button turn up next! I think it is safe to assume Ms. Muse and her unwitting, albeit talented, cohorts intercepted an attempt by Ms. Ryan to mail the goods to that deceptively naughty MarilynPrestonn aka Peggy aka Peggy le Peu!
FORK OVER MY BLING!!!
Psst... Debzi333 if you can stop the brain freeze and seize that very crafty and wonderful card we can sell it!
------------------------------ Twisted SistahCoping without Copics and Blogless in Seattle
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Tue, May 19, 2009 @ 12:23 AM
I'll do my best Brat - to get that card and we can make a deal for the diamond - - or contact StampMuse aka the Divine Miss M.......hmmmm.......... and yes........I wonder about the missing pearl button from the nurses cardigan - and the paintings that mysteriously have gone missing from the Betty Ford Centre...........I suspect the Coffee Stamper - aka Perk - aka Sue - who has been doing laundry for Ms Ryan just may know the whereabouts of the goods...............I think she and Ms Ryan are in cahoots.
Registered: January 19, 2007 Location: North Dakota Posts: 7721
Wed, May 20, 2009 @ 12:14 PM
You ladies crack me up! That is some seriously sweet bling though.....I take one of those copics....I am pretty close to the border....maybe I can sneak up there with my steed! ;o)
------------------------------ Debbie
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Registered: February 12, 2007 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 13642
Wed, May 20, 2009 @ 7:06 PM
I am so glad you have returned from vacation. Maybe I am the only naive person left in SCS. The card is so cute and all of the girls are at their best. I truly missed you while you were gone to Europe or the Betty Ford Clinic.......
Would you talented writers please put this story in paperback so I can start from the beginning. It sounds like a thrilling who done it novel. I'd buy it.
Thanks for the card and the crazy story.
hugs,
------------------------------ Connie Jo / Sputnik / RSS / Con-Air
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Registered: November 16, 2005 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 26620
Wed, May 20, 2009 @ 10:08 PM
My goodness, Anne, being from the *other* side of SCS, I had no idea of the scandal surrounding you and Debzi333 and seemingly several others from what has always appeared to be the innocent card world. I'll have to admit, however, it is somewhat titillating to experience the occasional scrapbook gallery visitation from such notorious types as the likes of you and Wanna B Detective.
And as an aside, you card is great, even without the story!
------------------------------ Wendy B in Sunny AZ
Registered: December 16, 2008 Location: Wherever I am needed Posts: 73
Thu, May 21, 2009 @ 6:38 PM
I can no longer sit silently by and watch this travesty. Ann is right, the one in the center is not what she appears to be. jaydekay and debzi have been duped (rather easily I must say). She is someone who, in real life will never have her name and Divine in the same sentence. She is known in several states as the female equivalent of Snidley Whiplash and Boris Badinov. She has an ability to give the illusion of innocense. Innocense is the furthest from the truth. Cunning, manipulative, sneaky, shrewd, scary smart (has an IQ higher than even mine). These are just a few of her "traits". I know from whence I speak as I have suffered from her diabolical "traits" for over 19 years. All of the physical injuries have healed, the mental will take more time. Because of space and time I shall not go into detail here. Suffice it to say that my attorney has a sealed envelope with the details of what I have suffered. The invading of my space at our initial meeting, which she engineered, the throwing of me, unceromoniously, to the carpet in Florida, getting me barred from the Yucatan, conning me into painting her ceiling in Florida, pushing me down a mountain in California and laughing at my injuries, and I do not even want to go into what she did to me in The Thousand Islands, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, Massachusetts, Washington, Las Vegas, and almost got me banished to Canada ( not that it is bad, but it was BC and not Quebec. You are welcome, Marilynn). As you can see she is an international problem. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT be fooled by her Miss Divine M peronna. She is an expert at scial engineering. To emphasize how cunning she is, I have, by her design , no witnesses to her actions but trust me I have total recall and I would not lie to any of you.
Registered: August 20, 2007 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Posts: 11545
Fri, May 22, 2009 @ 12:05 AM
Anne it is so good to see you back! But, for you to come back to us, only to be pulled back into the stamping underworld, must be quite distressing indeed! I myself am shocked at this new development! I would never have thought that the Divine miss M could be involved! But according to chimay blue, she really is underhanded and even went as far as nearly getting him banished to CANADA!! Imagine that! Not just anyone can survive our brutal winters you know!! Well, myself and marilynprestonn AKA giggles, may just have to get our Mounted Police friends to keep a closer guard of our borders! Especially now that we know Stamp Muse has slipped in and filched Debzi's prison fabric! I am so distressed now too, Anne, I had no idea there was such a seedy side to this stamp world! Oh, how will I ever sleep tonight? I better go hide my bling just to be on the safe side!
Registered: April 15, 2008 Location: Seattle Area Posts: 25018
Fri, May 22, 2009 @ 12:12 AM
Dearest Anne,
I hope you are recovering fast!
As for the info provided by Chimay Blue, I have so much MORE respect for Ms Muse now that I know a little more of what she is capable of. As a child as young as four I LOVED Boris Badinov and Natasha so a comparison to Boris just raises my esteem of her. I have their sticker on my wooden rocking chair to this day!
I must say YOU Chimay Blue sound very interesting too. Your respect for our dear Marilynn aka Peggy tells me you can't be all bad. Perhaps you will enter a card and tell a story...
------------------------------ Twisted SistahCoping without Copics and Blogless in Seattle
Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Fri, May 22, 2009 @ 8:16 AM
Chamay Blue, welcome! The insight you have provided us is pivital to my understanding even more of this woman I have so dubiously named Divine Ms M. I am not beginning to realize you might be right with your assertion: there is nothing divine about Ms M. I think perhaps a card is in order to highlight that to which you speak about. I need all the evidence I can gather to ensure Ms M does not covertly bring terror into the lives of other unsuspecting indidivuals. Thanks so much for this tale of woe. We all need to be aware of the underpinings of the infamous Divine Ms M.
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Fri, May 22, 2009 @ 3:11 PM
Chamay Blue - the plot thickens!! I knew that my dear friend Anne Ryan had her errrr......... challenges.... but I had no idea that the person formerly known as the Divine Miss M had such a shady personality.........I must say that in our coke slurpeee smuggling scheme that Brat Cards pupports that the Divine and I had going - I thought that the Divine Miss M was a sterling character!!
I don't know - I am lost for words.... there is certainly a shady and frightening underbelly of crime and gossip here on Split Coast........... as a noted dectective - I cannot say anymore than that - but watch your back - all of you!!! Tis a a scary place - worse than the National Enquirer by the looks of things.............................