As you all most likely remember, last week our very own, Peggy Elms, aka Marilyn Prestonn, provided us with a snap shot of Gwen’s Hair Salon. Numerous times throughout her narrative, Ms. Elms had the grave misfortune to mention my name as the one who really had the ‘work’ done! Needless to say, my people have confirmed her erroneous statements while denying I’ve had any work done anywhere at any time.
During this past week, several new developments have occurred:
1. Enna is Anne spelled backward (in case you didnÂ’t realize that)
2. Ms. Deborah, aka Debzi333, claims to have been silent throughout
the permanent weave and color correction process. She vehemently denied having her ‘white’ roots colored and permed to high heaven.
3. Ms. Peggy, the crafter behind last weekÂ’s GwenÂ’s Groovy DoÂ’s card, denies having called in the FBI and is now MIA along with Ms. Deborah, who has assumed a new identity as Ms. J. Bond (I wont provide the first name of James). Sssshhhh, she claims now to be stalking the gallery incognito. IÂ’m wondering if thatÂ’s Latin for not having any cognition.
4. Ms. Peggy has decided perhaps she needs a new lawyer, F. Lee Bailey doesnÂ’t seem to understand her fearful situation.
5. Ms. Deborah claims my people have poisoned her and are attempting to poision her husband as well.
6. Ms Terri, aka brat cards, has continued to deny any involvement in the whole affair even though she had the audacity to manufacture a “Hot Babe” card depicting some unfounded ‘work’ Ms. Ryan has apparently had.
7. The saga continues and will, unfortunately.
TodayÂ’s development:
1. Dryer #1 is Enna: aka Ms Ryan, who continues to sport that 2 carat stolen diamond; Dryer #2 was just vacated by Ms Deborah and is now occupied by Ms Peggy of an unidentified French Canadian compound, and Dryer #3 is Ms. Brat Cards, currently preparing to load up on caffeine to traipse her kids to a family reunion with her twine in tow.
2. Ms. Deborah is hanging low to avoid my peopleÂ’s radar.
3. Ms. Peggy is still confused
4. Ms. Brat CardsÂ’ unknown lumberjack uncle from generations removed has shown up at GwenÂ’s Groovy DoÂ’s to put an end to both Ms Deborah and Ms. Peggy!
5. Please notice the coordinating get up: Ms Brat Cards and her lumberjack uncle many times removed have similar colors and clothing. Highly suspicious if you ask me.
Date: Thursday, July 3, 2008 GMT Views: 461
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Thu, Jul 03, 2008 @ 2:31 PM
For a terrible moment.. I did not realize that the figure to my left on the card was ... Terri's aka Brat Cards uncle!!!! For a moment.. I thought perhaps your people had a survellience picture of me, incongito as Mr Bond having a very bad hair day!!! Thank heavens it is not me.. but of course, it is that inbred uncle of Brat Cards..It is true that my er.. white roots need work... but please keep that quiet Ms Ryan...IF YOU CAN!!! Let me tell you , most vehemently, that the day I need to perm my hair to high heaven is the day that.. well I don't know.. but in fact I daily straighten my hair with a blow out, use hair straightening potions..a flat iron.. your accusation of a perm rings very false indeed!!
Hmm, I too wonder if the word incognito just might mean I am without cognition as it is just now that I have figured out what Enna meant!! I thought that was some danish ladies name, or else a friend of that singer Enya's.. hmmm.... That Peggy is very *crafty* indeed, if you take my meaning...
Okay... it might be me.. it might be MR Bond.. who can know.. I think you may be right .. Mrs Peggy is confused. But I do know for sure that your people attempted to poison me .. but here I am - in your face MS RYAN, watch out!
* have a very good day, Ms Ryan - snarl* - Mr Bond...
Registered: April 15, 2008 Location: Seattle Area Posts: 25018
Thu, Jul 03, 2008 @ 2:47 PM
Bwaaahahahahaha! Oh my gosh! Where did you ever get that picture of one of my relatives!
That can't be me in seat number three! My legs are never that smooth; they look like my uncles!
As some of you may know, I slipped and fell a couple weeks ago sustaining a rather nasty head injury among other things. SO - Oddly enough, I have situational amnesia now!
As editor of SCS gossip and producer of the Hot Babe spokes model, I did pull out my files and look. I must say, "No comment."
As for Debzi in the Witness Protection program, I hope she did not have "Work" done so she can pose as James. Perhaps, she meant Jane Bond?
From what I hear (all since the bump on the head) Peggy and Debzi should be very afraid of Anne's people. As for my Uncle, he was probably looking for a way to capitalize on the situation. Just give him a six-pack and he'll go back to the woods!
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Registered: July 1, 2007 Location: small town near montreal, quebec Posts: 26677
Thu, Jul 03, 2008 @ 4:21 PM
I can't come up with anything for now. Can't stop laughing, better stop before I dive into that hysterical laugh. You know the one you feel like you're going to cry and then laugh and then cry and then laugh again and then you get a terrible headache from! Well, that one. Be right back.
Registered: January 21, 2007 Location: New York Posts: 54876
Thu, Jul 03, 2008 @ 5:05 PM
OK, ANNE, ARE YOU SURE THAT IS BRAT UNDER DRYER #3? WE WERE SUSPOSE TO HAVE COFFEE TO TALK ABOUT MY HOT BABE MAKEOVER AND SHE CANCELED ON ME BECAUSE OF THE FALL SHE HAD TAKEN. I DONT THINK IF HER HEAD WAS THAT BAD AND SHE WOULD CANCELED ON COFFEE WITH ME...HER HEAD MUST BE KILLING HER AND THERE IS NO WAY IT WOULD BE UNDER THAT DRYER....
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Registered: August 24, 2005 Location: northwest Ks. Posts: 1501
Thu, Jul 03, 2008 @ 8:32 PM
Ha Ha you girls are all a bit crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding I have laughed until my side hurts. Anne you are so funny, love your sense of humor. Also your card is so cute..
Ks.stamper
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Evelynn
Registered: March 18, 2008 Location: West Sussex, England Posts: 2532
Sun, Jul 06, 2008 @ 5:03 PM
Gwen's Groovy Do's is very busy lately and let's face it, it's not because she's a great hairdresser! I think the dodgy character on the left is after the bling, he does have a swag bag in his left hand. I could swear that diamond tripled in size since last week?
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I don't think that shifty looking guy on the left really knows what he's doing! As a former hairdresser, I can assure you he'd never have accomplished a hit in one of MY salons! He'd have been immediately surrounded and pulled into a back room for a full body wax, and an eyebrow shaping for good measure. His screams of agony would have immediately blown his cover, allowing Ms. Deborah and Ms. Peggy to escape!! I'll tune in next time for an update on this continuing saga!
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Hockey Mom
This is too funny!! What a great story and a great card, someday I'll get to the bottom of this!! I've just been looking at all the winderful creations that have been sent to you! WOW! you are soooo loved and with good reason!!