Well this one is in honor of Mothermark and her stories that just crack me up!! This is a saga that has been going on for about a week or so.
See I was innocently posting cards and enjoying reading the comments that I received when I got mixed up with a certain someone who sent me a horse card! Come to find out she had this other friend who was kind of jealous that we were communicating and she really wants my card!!
Well anyway while innocently perusing the gallery one day, I see this other woman has been locked up. I thought to myself how terrible my new friend will be so upset! So I ask her if there is anything I can do to help? Well she baked me a cake with a file in it and asked me to take it to her friend. Innocent that I am, I was a bit skeptical, but I really wanted to help her out so I agreed. When I got to the big house, her friend tells me she has a get out of jail free card and she can leave whenever she wants, but she kinda likes it there cuz she met this hot young stud named Jose' and he has been whispering sweet nothing in her ear.
Well of course you can understand my concern for her! So I reached out to a couple of sources that were able to supply me with this photograph to put my mind at ease!
I know first thing you're wondering is what kind of lens they used on that first photograph that Mothermark had because she sure was looking a lot thinner and she had yellow hair. Second this is the Young Stud, yeah right!
Come to find out there was a mix up after they got release he forgot to get her address and went on a mission to find his sweet love. He was following the yellow hair and outfit all the way across the country, but turns out it wasn't his sweet baby! Sesame Street is on tour you see and he had just chased big bird across the country and ended up in my other friends back yard! (Jailbird will tell you more about that, I'm staying out of it, innocent that I am!) So she decided to die her hair orange and get a new tu-tu, not to be confused with big bird in the future!
Since I heard that they are happily together at last I thought I would make her a card to celebrate their new love! I sure hope she likes it, they are one HOT couple!
Date: Saturday, February 2, 2008 GMT Views: 508
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni Stamp Like You Mean It
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Sat, Feb 02, 2008 @ 10:15 AM
Well- they must have some gooood eats in that jail! I think Jose looks kinda sweet. Does he have a brother named Cuervo? He looks exactly like him! Firecracker, that boy!
I believe this story may have to continue on the Twisted Sister Bus Tour.
LYMI-
Kat, uh.. I mean Pat, Pat!
------------------------------ Pat Smethers "The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11
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Registered: April 4, 2006 Location: Boxertown USA, IL Posts: 67325
Sun, Feb 03, 2008 @ 6:43 AM
Whew, love my new look. Beautiful and voluptuous. No wonder Jose chased me all across the country.
Cute card, you silly nut. I love, love, love our picture and can't wait to get it. I will cherish it forevah.
Helen didn't say poppin' out of the dress, did she?
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Registered: March 24, 2006 Location: Posts: 38589
Sun, Feb 03, 2008 @ 7:35 AM
Well, Shirley does look yummy in that outfit, even better than the yellow tutu. But I think she worked out too much! She is looking 'buff'. Jose, what sweet eyes. How can you tell if it's really him, or his twin Cuervo? um....There must be some way. You know, Shirley looks even bigger than Kat in this picture, and Kat is expecting four bambinos....uh..., well, I don't know. Look for yourself: Expecting X 4, whew by wannabcre8tive at Splitcoaststampers
------------------------------ Pat Smethers "The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Sun, Feb 03, 2008 @ 2:57 PM
OMG! What do they serve in jail. I know Shirt and Shirt had one goal and one goal only.....to keep doing her pull ups to keep her arms buff. Once she got thrown in the clinker (and I have no idea why she got thrown in there) she got obbsessed with her cleavage....I know she ate and ate and ate and ate....just so her cleavage would grow, and grow, and grow, and grow! Jose was very encouraging during this process!