It was a harrowing situation. Here's the dirt: (snort)
Joyce had a brand new tractor delivered to the farm recently. Story has it that the men folk were in shock and awe as the new tractor rolled off the truck. The color was perfect. Just what she ordered - a bright shiny Pink! Joyce was smitten with her new *Jane Deere* Tractor!! The men folk had never seen such a sight. Their jaws were on the ground as she fired that baby up and took her for a spin. - Even popped a few wheelies! "Joyce, can we have a turn - PLEEZE?" they pleaded. No way! - Mamma's got work to do. "Now, bring me a beer!" She was off in a flash to tend to those pesky crops before heading out to the tractor pull. She was a true competitor and had her eyes set on that 1st place trophy. Those boys had better look out! Here comes *Jane Deere Joyce* with a brand new toy!
Registered: August 18, 2008 Location: True North Posts: 5890
Tue, Apr 27, 2010 @ 6:20 AM
Joyce sounds a bit defensive which we all know means there is an element of guilt behind her "I've never driven a tractor in my life."
I sure hope this saga continues.... Something deep inside of me says it's not over.
love the twinchie
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