Girlz, not too worry. So she thinks she can sew does she? Just bring her on, girlz, just bring her right to me asap.
You see, I'm the big gun today (I need humor here#. I didnt just bring a card; I brought a design board! Yes I did and to prove how she's gonna wish she'd never made the statement she did.
What did I bring for the TP?
1. A vogue designer pattern ~ Issey Miyake, my favorite designer.
2. Hot Pink 100% pure dupioni silk #my favorite)
3. Sewing machine needles to give her a jab when I cant take anymore.
4. A dressmaker's pencil ... very important should I need to erase the damage I'm gonna do to that woman.
5. A tape measure that's is old as dirt to show her just how long I've been around.
6. I brought one of the tags I used to put on the garments I constructed for "Grammy's Baby". I used to have a website called Grammy's Baby where I made and sold mostly christening gowns.
Peace everyone! I've got her under wraps so to speak. She gives anyone trouble, I'm just waiting to give her what I've got. Dont worry anyone. This wont be the first time you'll see my name in the newspaper and it's not going to be under the volunteer section either.
I've got everyone covered from this angle. Come, lets enjoy ourselves now that you understand where I'm comin' from.
Happy Teaparty everyone! Hello Mudder.
TFL
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Registered: November 5, 2007 Location: Hamilton, ON, Canada Posts: 13629
Tue, Mar 09, 2010 @ 12:40 PM
How fun Anne - but does this mean that you too are 'as old as dirt'? Ha ha - and then we see the sensitive you - making Christening gowns! Oh the many sides of Anne Ryan! LOVE, LOVE your design board and since you've got the needles, I'm sticking with you - so to speak LOL!!
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Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Tue, Mar 09, 2010 @ 12:49 PM
I don't follow the story line Anne, but I do have to give you credit for your CLEVERNESS and BRILLIANCE! This is one fine piece of your twisted imagination!! Woo Hoo!! TFS!!
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Tue, Mar 09, 2010 @ 1:09 PM
Like Pam......... I'm not sure of the backstory here! It's a bit of a mystery to me!!! I'm sure it will make sense to me as time goes on. This I know - one is never safe from Anne Ryan!!! PS - do they make Issey Miyake in Plus Sizes? Because if not - this pattern is sure not going to work out for you!
Registered: April 15, 2008 Location: Seattle Area Posts: 25018
Tue, Mar 09, 2010 @ 1:23 PM
I knew you were a seamstress extraordinaire - you told me that once! Of course you are a card maker extraordinaire - and YOU ARE SKEEEERY! That woman is running now!
Yeah Champion Anne!!!! An extraordinary, wonderful card!
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Registered: March 12, 2008 Location: stamping or writing Posts: 9862
Tue, Mar 09, 2010 @ 2:11 PM
Anne, you had me laughing out loud -- especially that line about "not the first time my name's been in the paper, and it won't be the volunteer section."
Sewing and cardmaking -- you are a woman of many talents.
Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Tue, Mar 09, 2010 @ 2:27 PM
Well I should have expected this knowing you are the great and wonderful seamstress lady! Word has it you have been in lock down in your sewing/office room. Now I know why. Plotting to get Aguilta! hehe Love this collage of a card or designer board you have put together with all your out-dated supplies. Way cool Miss Anne. Love the little back-ground bit about the grammy web-site. I learn more about you all the time. Already knew the part about name in the paper. Seen it, read it no surprise here. hehe FAB-O Miss Anne and with one of the really hard patterns too! TFS :0) I too use to sew, but shy-ed away from the Vogue!
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Registered: February 8, 2004 Location: South of Oklahoma, North of DFW Airport = North Texas! Posts: 44395
Tue, Mar 09, 2010 @ 2:32 PM
***thud***
Oh my gosh ... I ran into (literally ... ran into) someone's incredible Teapot creation on my way to show that Aquilta the Hun a thing or two about the soft side of the Teapotters! Once I gathered my thoughts, I realized that this really IS a design board ... on its way to a New York gallery I'm sure! WOWZA ... Aquilta will surely bow & curtsey to this one!
I don't even know what a sewing machine needle looks like. However, I DO know about the Grammy stuff, seeing as how I have actually seen the stuff! Only you could come up with this great creation. Oh yeah, I love this card you made. You make me smile!
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Tue, Mar 09, 2010 @ 2:46 PM
Bwhaha! Okay, here is the deal....we gotta get you to see Tim....(can't think of his last name, I am old!) You know The *Runway* show...we gotta get you on that show so you can win that $100,000 designer prize and give it to me! Its cake girly! And I need to buy some stuff....like now!
This is the coolest....definately fits the challenge, its seamstressy, and quilty and sewy! Woot!
Take that ole whats-er-doodle Aquilta the Hun! We won! We won! Snort!
Thank you for sending a card to Lindsay, Anne. Do you want me to pm you the address....again???? Snort! Very creative, so glad you came this week!
Registered: November 12, 2009 Location: Living in Western North Carolina in the mountains of beauty. Posts: 2551
Tue, Mar 09, 2010 @ 3:22 PM
WOW Anne, You hit it right on the HUN's head... I just saw her running down the road.. good thing as she was not a nice person to us tea potting gals... so good she is gone... Love the flair you have added to this card.. really a fun (memory Lane for me..) card... did you ever work the 'district?' TFS
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