Ahhh hah!! It turns out that Mrs Ryannnnnnnnnnnnnne of the 1 digit IQ has accepted my authority as the Number One Detective of Everything, as well as acknowleding my expertise in the crime dectecting area.
I tried the truth serum on my husband immediatly - and I got immediate results........... It seems that he had been holding out on me for nearly 27 years that HE HAD BUSTED his hand while fighting with his brother when he was 14. Thanks Anne! Dave is now serving JAIL TIME! This is an essential ingrediant in my crime detecting arsenal. Then there is the If all Fails Fairy Dust. So far I have not used that - but I suspect that should I ever meet up with the likes of Crime Boss Anne Ryan I will need copious amounts of this so called Fairy Dust! Then you will see the outside finger printing tools. Obviously Anne went to great work searching out these VERY advanced crime tools for my birthday! I cannot imagine how much time this must have all taken!! I must say I was shocked into silence. I tell you - the high level forensics equipment that Anne can get her hands on shocked me! There was an AK47 - but I did not photograph that...... Please ignore the writing on the labels that says made in NC USA for **&% Canadians. How that passed the border I'll never know! I have a feeling that Anne may be picked up for sending illegal weapons and forensic materials across the US border.
I'd thank you Anne - but I suspect you are in the SuperMax!
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Fri, Feb 05, 2010 @ 11:41 PM
Oh my, sweet girl, you actually photographed this! Oh I dont know If I could have done the same thing. Didnt you just love that comment about dumb *&s canadians! You know I just had to write that. Your narrative gave me such a huge laugh, Cap'n Canada, and boy did I need that today.
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Sat, Feb 06, 2010 @ 7:12 AM
OMG, this is too cute. Anne knows just what you need in your detective work. Debz, I have caught you in...may I say a fib? Earlier when you said you had turned 30 on your last birthday and I believed it..because I believe everything you say and now you speak of being married 27 years??? Isn't there a law against getting married at 3 yrs of age??? Ooh, I love my Canadian friend/friends. I'll get Fruitcake on this one because you know she is a wanna be detective.
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Sat, Feb 06, 2010 @ 11:26 AM
Spy equipment? OMGosh, is this stuff cool or what! Debzi, be careful this stuff could be rigged or sumtin. TFS :0)
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Sun, Feb 07, 2010 @ 4:14 PM
I'm with Benz, The Fruitcake knew you weren't 30, but figured it was so obvious to ALL OF US that it wasn't worth my time writing about it. I mean, REALLY, Debz - 30!! I don't think so!! This is hysterical from our Annie Jo. My gosh, she thought of everything, didn't she? Hint: Never use truth serum on your husband unless you want to know, like, the truth! Does anyone really want to know what the husband's really think? I think NOT!! We don't have to use it on Anne because we already know all her dirty little & big secrets. This is incredible clever, I will give Anne that. I don't know how she got this across the Canadian border either Debz. You might want to check on that and report!! TFS!
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