Okay, this is WHAT REALLY HAPPENED on that sad morning bus route:
I happen to be the wonderful angel saving the bus from total destruction. The angel, me again, is in the process of flipping the bus upright after it toppled over from the extra weight of one of it's passengers - I hate to mention names, so I'll just give you a few clues -oh my, Debzi will love that!! For one, this PERSON who toppled the bus over was escaping from the Betty Ford Clinic and carjacked (or busjacked) a childrens' school bus to head out to the closest bar she could find. She has been known to use disguises such as changing her hair from blues, to grays, to browns and blonde. She recently underwent a stomach stapling procedure to help her get control of her weight problem, but it obviously "popped" off as can be seen from previous photos of her physique. There are numerous other clues I could give you, but I think we all know who I'm talking about.
Mrs. ANNE RYANNNNNNNN - oh, did it slip out again???? I hate when that happens.
It appears that me - again, the wonderfully cute angel, was out flying around doing good deeds and on my way to the witness protection program at Peggy-Sue's house, when I caught sight of this dreadful event. Ms. Wanna B Detective Debzi wasn't even on the bus, nor was Mutnik or Sputnik. As a matter of fact, I was on my way to pick up Debzi, Mutnik and Sputnik and head over to Peggy-Sue's house to discuss another INTERVENTION for MRS. RYANNNN. Thank God I caught Mrs. RYANNN in the act and was able to save her life by lifting the bus up after she had toppled it. She knew better than to eat those last dozen cupcakes before carjacking that bus!! Thank God, she carjacked the bus before any children were on board and she threatened the bus driver to drive her to the nearest bar or she'd have to sit on him. Now, I ask you, what would you have done????
The police must have felt sorry for Mrs. RYANNN as they did not press any charges, but sent her immediately back to "The Clinic"!!! My job was done!!!
Now, there is one thing I'm still confused about - Where is Stamp Muse???? Oh, she was never on the bus to begin with or maybe Mrs. RYANNN sat on her and flattened her out and it took time for her to "pop" back into form. That I'm not sure of. But, I do see new uploads from Stamp Muse, so I know she is SAFE and HEALTHY!!!
Now, Debzi, what is your take on this story??? Doesn't this seem more plausible than that BS story told by Mrs. RYANNNNN??? I'll let you be the judge since you have all the latest equipment and that 4-digit IQ you keep bragging on about. I know you keep Canada safe, but can you help us out here??? Mrs. RYANNNN has become totally delusional to concoct a story such as this.
Aside from correcting this story, I must say that Anne, you make one heck of a card my friend. How creative and inventive is this along with your story. And, look at that beauty of a ribbon and flowers. And, that bus perfectly toppled over onto the street you created. I am very impressed by your cardmaking skills. Just next time, get the story right okay???
If you have a chance, let me know whose version of the story you believe - Mine above - or Anne Ryans found here:
Registered: May 31, 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 14509
Thu, Sep 10, 2009 @ 6:21 PM
Oh, Pammy, you are wicked, wicked, wicked! Anne is soooo gonna' git you for this! I am more than A-OK ... I rescued my cat which had gone AWOL after that terrible accident and all is well again. Thanks, our little angel Pam, for turning the bus a-right again! I keep telling Ms. Anne of Ryan that she has more than a few angels in her network of "people" ... just goes to show that I was right!
Darling RAK from Ms. Anne of Ryan, Queen of Neetworking and Sweetness ... isn't she just the bestest?
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Thu, Sep 10, 2009 @ 7:06 PM
You've explained that what happened so well and in so much detail!! Of course it was MiissRyNAAAnnnnnnnneeeeees weight that topped the bus. I guess she made a sudden move for a cupcake whilst on the bus - and bingo - at hereweight - that would hav toppled the bus. With Miss Ryannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne's single digit IQ I guess even though a sign was displayed on the bus - maxium capacity - ! ton - I guess MissRyannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnee was unable to read that sign -and you I guess she over the one Ton Limit weight limit.!! Such a pity for poor Anne!!!
Oh course, Pam, this is exactly what happened. As you know I never bought that fake story of Anne's this crazy photograph!! Poor all of us - with this repeated interventions on behalf of Miss Ryaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . She really is incorrigible .
Thank you for aknowleding my important status here in Canada, and the lack of time that I have for the like of Miss Ryannnnnnnnnnnnnnnneee who is a real problem for you in the US. Don't they have some kind of three strikes and your out law in the US? Or is that law only in California?
The wonder is how Miss Ryanneeeeeee is able to move from her bed onto a the bus - with the maximum capacity of one ton. Kudos to Anne for being able to get on the bus - though as noted - she did flip it over with her weight. I imagine there were some hydralic lifts involved in getting Miss Ryan out of her bed and onto the bus........... she was not self propelled - who is at one Ton?????
I'm so glad, Pammy girl - that you were able to find the real story!! I've been so busy protecting our Arctic Sovegritiy and collecting my Nobel price for Intellengce - that I've had so little time to keep with the likes Miss Ryan.
Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Thu, Sep 10, 2009 @ 7:46 PM
I am simply beside myself. All I was attempting to do was send you one heck of a fabulously fun and creative card and look what I get in return?
Your story is so unbelievable, it borders on the insane! I would never suspect that wanna b detective to concur with my story. It only makes sense that she would hang on to every word you said, true or otherwise. Really, this comes as no surprise to me.
No, I am not a nobel prize winner, nor do I have a four digit IQ like someone proclaims to have, but I do know the difference between right and wrong, inebriated or not.
Your story is fictitious from beginning to end. You are a lousy driver who cant operate a simple small yellow school bus when someone unruly rips your glasses off.
You can rest your case all you want. I see you've successfully managed to persuade Debzi to join your troups. that's okay. I can hold my own just fine thank you.
I only wish the ones that are always correcting me like parents, and criticizing me for my creativity would take a closer look at themselves. sometimes, the only way to accept our position in life is to really go inside to see what's really bothering us. you might want to try doing that yourself. If you need a referral to a qualified therapist, do let me know. I have people and connections all over the country. I will do my best to ensure proper counselling! That's the kind of friend I am. What can you say about yourself?
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Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Thu, Sep 10, 2009 @ 8:20 PM
Anne, I know you hate it when I'm right. Since I did get the story "right", I don't think I'll be in need of the name of a "qualified therapist" from you. It comes across that you're being thoughtful and kind, but you're really just trying to get me committed to a psychiatric hospital or, worse, to The Betty Ford Clinic with YOU!!! You would love nothing better than to have me as your fellow prisoner!!! I'm not falling for it Mrs. RYANNNN. I am as sane as they come even though I've lost my marbles!!! LOL!!! Love ya girl!!!
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Registered: September 3, 2007 Location: native Texan living in extreme N. GA Posts: 73398
Thu, Sep 10, 2009 @ 8:21 PM
It looks like you're receiving some wonderful RAK's. But have you retired from card marking, Pam? Seems like it's been ages since I've seen you in the gallery.
Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Thu, Sep 10, 2009 @ 9:42 PM
Oh my word Pam, I am so confused!!!! Was I or was I not on the bus? Where am I now? ......Anne said I was on the bus, you say I wasn't. Ahhhhhh. Okay, I must be fine. So glad the story is finally coming out correctly. So nice of you to be able to *right* the toppled bus that apparently the rather large Anne Ryan caused to flip.
Whew, that all said. This is such a wonderful RAK from our FRIEND Anne Ryan. I just love that bus. Plus I love that this card has brought out so many stories, and so many versions of them stories. lol How cool is that! Enjoy the card Miss Pam! TFS :0)
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Registered: April 3, 2007 Location: In a state of oblivion.... Posts: 14120
Thu, Sep 10, 2009 @ 11:19 PM
I'm out in the same loop as Kathy - I keep thinking I'll have time to go do some 'catch-up' reading in the galleries and figure out just what the heck you peeps have been up to while I've been off enjoying my short, but sweet summer.
Overturned busses, interventions, busjackings, guardian angels, witness protection plans, seniors escaping nursing homes (am I imagining that one?) - good grief, that's just too much for this brain to try and keep straight. I am just a wee little bit nervous to think that Debzi is the one keeping Canada safe - but hey, why not!
So, even though I am not totally up to date (and I shall have to head over to read 'the rest of the story' at Annie Jo's gallery), what fun you've all been up to - and you have yet another Anne Ryan original in your collection! Lucky you!
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Good Lord Pam! Am I going to have to break you out of a psychiatric faucilty. You better behave the WIP safe house is running at full capacity right now.
I wouldn't worry about not having any marbles~the one left that I have just keeps rolling around~enjoy the quiet!!
Lucky you to get this fabulous rak from our sweet Anne~I would be careful...she's going to get you and I hear she's the master of disguises.....
Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Fri, Sep 11, 2009 @ 7:41 AM
Debzi, one ton limit - I can't believe you even went there. Is there no end to your sarcasm and wit???? I apologize Wattle - I don't know how I got myself into this mess. Isaiah, you may want to skip this whole chapter - It ain't pretty!! LOL!!! Peggy-Sue, you better keep room for me there, I'm going to need it!! Terri, only AR is OLD, not the rest of us!! Stamp Muse, thank God you are okay - you were the missing link in this whole story!! Adios Amigas!!!
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Registered: February 12, 2007 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 13642
Fri, Sep 11, 2009 @ 8:03 AM
Oh my Pam, you are heading down the same path I briefly followed. No cards for you from our Annie Jo!!! Let me warn you, Annie does have people!!! I had two rough looking bounty hunters walk up to my front yard the other day when I was taking a picture of a card on my famous tree. This really happened. Be very careful.
Don't you just love getting cards from our Annie Jo!!! She has a special way of making a day even brighter!!!
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