No one can imagine my distress when I read the Wall Street Journal, Section 2, Page 23, and noticed the "Most Wanted" photo above! Yikes.
No, I'm not mistaken. To the contrary, the poster clearly spelled Stamp Muse's name in the first sentence. That woman in the center is our very own Stamp Muse. All this time, IÂ’ve thought our Stamp Muse was beyond reproach. No, uh uh.
Look closely at the striped garb Ms Muse is wearing. Look a little closer and youÂ’ll see the precious diamond Ms Debzi333 (a/k/a Wanna B Detective stole some months back). Yes, itÂ’s true. SheÂ’s sporting that 5.71 caret diamond Ms Wanna B Detective said was in my possession.
Not only that, but it's apparent Ms Muse has obviously paid Ms Wanna B detective a prison visit. Being the accomplished seamstress Ms Muse is, it comes as no surprise that she was able to whip up one of her creations using Debzi333Â’s leftover prison fabric. Great recycling, girls!
DonÂ’t hit the delete button yet: Take another look, and youÂ’ll see the likes of both YLM and Jaydekay. Yes, itÂ’s true. You see, these 2 seemingly sweet stampers were swept into Stamp Muse's rouse to join her swap club. Little did they know what a covert operator this Ms Muse is.
Talk about less-than-stellar behaviors! Just when I thought I had seen it all, I see 4 of our infamous stampers mentioned in a Most Wanted Poster. I simply cannot comprehend how YLM and Jaydekay fell prey to Ms Muse. Frankly, I'm disappointed in all of you.
It's obvious to everyone involved here that Ms Muse is in cahoots with Canada's infamous prisoner, Wanne B detective.
Do you not know that Wanna B Detective has just learned her ABC's and uses that 'poor me' line with anyone who will listen? I never thought you'd fall for a canadian prisoner's line about not stealing the 5.71 caret diamond!
Can you now appreciate my distress? It's not easy being a stamper.
Date: Monday, May 18, 2009 GMT Views: 727
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Registered: July 20, 2004 Location: Arlington WA. Posts: 31122
Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 2:36 PM
OMG!!! Anne you are a riot!! I'm glad to help Miss M any way I can!!! I do I have a pass port (cost me $200.00 dollars) that had not been stamped yet!!! it now has been stamped!!! That is stamping related right!! So I went along with Miss M. She did all the dirty work(some call it stamping!!!) Being a Methodist I'm easily swayed I'll do almost any thing for a friend!
Glad to see you are Home!
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Registered: May 31, 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 14509
Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 3:16 PM
Oh my, Anne, talk about being busted but good! You�ve done gone and found us all out.
Yup, that�s the ring all right. And to think that Wanna B and I thought we�d gotten one by you. We neglected to tell anyone about our secret border meetings. It began as a clandestine Coke Slurpee smuggling enterprise but, alas, things got out of hand! (Brat Cards - Debzi333 Gets A Brain Freeze by Brat Cards at Splitcoaststampers
In all fairness, YLM and jaydekay are innocent. A case of being in the right place at the wrong time. Drats, now that you�ve outed me, I may never get to enjoy their charming selves or their fabulous cards again � you shameful girl!
So how was the clinic � ahem, I mean Egypt? LOL!
Missed you, girl! Your card is a scream, as are you!
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 4:32 PM
Oh dear............ what to make of this wild and crazy story... it took me a few minutes to formulate a reply -and it's exceptional for my brain to have to pause for any reason. I am always directly on top of things, as my IQ has 4 digits.. but let me not brag here.
Now, dear old Anne is away at the Betty Ford Clinic, and I as the undercover dectective that I have - I have the true story. Anne is making progress with her addictions - er I mean * challenges * at the Betty Ford Clinic -was Betty a Republican or a Democrat..? but I digress from my information.....at any rate, our dear Anne Ryan suffers with delirium tremens from the alcohol withdrawal she is going through -thus she is having these crazy hallucinations - and thus the above erhem *picture *is actually a result of the Art Therapy that Anne is engaging in at the Betty Ford Clinic. They encourage Anne to let her bottled guilt and dreams out on paper..... it's a great type of therapy, and I applaud you Anne Ryan!!
You see, I know that Stamp Muse is above reproach, as are JaydeKay and YLM, and of course - well - it's clear that I am too.
The whole thing started when Anne Ryan killed off Brat Card's uncle - seeking the diamond - and then found herself in the BIG HOUSE aka JAIL......... since then - and who could blame Anne - finally her shame and guilt drove her to the bottle - as did living in that small town.
Anne's having some pretty disturbing dreams due to her guilt - which are on display here - this is sad testimony to what Anne has become....... Oh Anne dear........ I do understand that you are getting much better - but this is a part of your therapy and soon you will be back to your usual self .........
I think that the guilt that you had over murdering Brat Card's uncle and then stealing Brat's Diamond has overwhelmed you -and you are * getting it out * as they call it in Art Therapy at the Betty Ford Clinic.
YLM , JaydeKay, and Stamp Muse and I all forgive you for this slightly embarressing bit of nonesense that you have written accusing us of things that never happened because we understand that it is part of you getting well..
I can hardly wait for whatever step it is in the AA book where you have to apologize for all of your wrongdoings - this card will be one of them of those wrong doings ........... but Anne, more than anything, my dearest, JUST GET WELL and get home!!!!!
Wonderful effort dear Miss Anne................ you are doing really well taking acknowledging your wrong doings - if only in a dream so far - but I just know that soon you will be back to * NORMAL*. I look so forward to that time, for your sake and mine.............
Love you Anne - take care - and let it never be said that I don't have a good handle on what's going on, or that I forgive you........ or that I am terse in my comments. Love you dear one. Get Better Quickly!!!
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 5:21 PM
It is really quite a pretty card, though, Anne, if misguided......... they do have a very nice selection of papers and stamps at the Betty Ford Clinic - but I've always said- nothing but the best for my dear Anne Ryan!!!!
Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 5:24 PM
My oh my but you girls do go on! So glad I am not a part of this scandalous stuff. They sure have some fancy art supplies at that Betty Ford Clinic though. You made one heck of a card here Miss Anne. The therapy really seems to be working! Did you happen to steal that pretty pink button from one of the nurses? That is a big NO NO, but it sure looks nice on this here card. So glad to see you back. You were missed! Now try to behave yourself..... TFS :0)
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Registered: July 1, 2007 Location: small town near montreal, quebec Posts: 26677
Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 6:00 PM
Je ne pourrais commenter sur tout ce que notre Deborah a racont� sur ton compte et toi sur le sien. Je pense que vous �tes un peu "dingbat" tous les deux! LOL
Je peux quand m�me dire que tu n'as pas perdu ton talent pour faire des jolies cartes � la Clinic Betty Ford ou sur le dos d'un chameau en Egypt! LOL
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 6:31 PM
What did you say Marilynn Preston??? You think that Anne an I are * dingbat's*??? Is that a French Phrase for exremely talented and intelligent??? Je pense it is!!!
Registered: May 15, 2005 Location: Arlington, Washington Posts: 30400
Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 6:34 PM
I am innocent!! Honestly!! I am!! now my picture is in the tabloids~ how can I remain anonymous??? I am really sweet and shy, can't you see this by my picture..they say you can tell all by the eyes..
Let me look into your eyes ms Anne and I will be able to tell how far you are along with recovery! and I must check your inky fingers too. or should I say light fingers.. hee.
really.. all kidding aside... this is such a cute card. you have captured a pretty good likeness of each one of us... hee!!
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Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 9:47 PM
Peggy, either you are typing in another language or your fingers are a few keys off! Lol What the heck, is this a secret code or something? Hmmmmmmm :0) I think you and Miss Anne are in cahoots!
------------------------------ Cathy B aka: Mutnik ....or is it Nutmeg?! I get so confused!
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