It's taken me a while, but I finally have the evidence those of us on the Naughty list need. There had been rumors that Kelly (aka Shirmcat) had obtained her list of Naughty People by fraudulent means.
Being a Texas native, I contacted the Texas Rangers to find out the truth. They also had heard the rumors and were deeply distressed that a New Yawker would malign a Texan and give false info to another Texan (Jenn Balcer). They asked me to go on assignment to investigate. I was sent to the North Pole where the rumors originated and what I found was shocking, I tell you SHOCKING!!!
An elf who cannot be named (and is now in the witness protection program) had managed to snap this unretouched (ok, it's a little touched) photo of Shirmcat holding these characters hostage. At gunpoint, they were forced to name names and falsely accuse the people on the now infamous Naughty List. (The gun was later recovered and found to be a toy stolen from a Lone Ranger play set.)
You can see for yourselves, all these poor characters being made to stand w/ arms raised and in fear of the really tall and scary looking Kelly, disguised as a Dolly Mama. The Texas Rangers now have her on their wanted list and the sketch of Kelly is now posted throughout the country. It won't be long before she is apprehended.
Her motive is still unclear, but it is believed that Kelly wanted to make sure she received the best goodies at Christmas. When contacted, her family was not surprised and stated they always knew she would end up in a striped jumpsuit.
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Date: Wednesday, December 3, 2008 GMT Views: 1133
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Registered: October 19, 2004 Location: SE North Carolina Posts: 11604
Wed, Dec 03, 2008 @ 4:05 PM
Ahhhhh, a picture is worth a thousand words...I think between us *Naughty Girls* we can build an even stronger case against her. Great job of catching Kelly in the act! She definitely deserves more than a slap on the wrist. The list of charges is getting longer: impersonating a Santa elf, slander, forgery, and treason!
Registered: February 1, 2005 Location: Temple, Tx Posts: 37720
Wed, Dec 03, 2008 @ 4:08 PM
This is the best story evah!!! Yea for the Texas Rangers....if anyone can get at the truth, they can!!! In fact, I am the short one in the back with the hat over my face....and I thought Kelly was so sweet....go figure!!!
You did a fabulous job on this..Kelly looks fabulous with that big gun and I love all my little friends...I think...can't see much!!!
Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Wed, Dec 03, 2008 @ 4:09 PM
Julie, this is so not you. What happened to sweet Julie? The Julie I know? Julie, Julie, Julie, I'm not surprised that finally that side of you has come out in this wanna b truthful card. Cant anyone understand I really love being #1 on Schirmcat's list. Consequently, I refuse to believe a word of it! Too cute, girl.
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Wed, Dec 03, 2008 @ 4:09 PM
Julie, this is so not you. What happened to sweet Julie? The Julie I know? Julie, Julie, Julie, I'm not surprised that finally that side of you has come out in this wanna b truthful card. Cant anyone understand I really love being #1 on Schirmcat's list. Consequently, I refuse to believe a word of it! Too cute, girl.
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"Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there
is no path and leave a trail." ... Ralph Waldo Emerson
Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Wed, Dec 03, 2008 @ 4:10 PM
I knew there was more to this story! That Kelly is one clever gal! I just love the dots in her hair! Super cute everything here! Love the proof! TFS :0)
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Registered: November 7, 2006 Location: Willamette Valley Oregon Posts: 34503
Wed, Dec 03, 2008 @ 4:23 PM
oh, Julie, this is so funny and you captured the face of that ratfink schirmcat perfectly! I've been waiting for your response and it certainly got to the heart of the matter!
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