Frosted the Coal Man,
was a very naughty soul,
with a wicked smile and a carrot nose, and two eyes made out of snow.
Frosted the Coalman,
is a fairytale they say,
he was made of coal, but the children know,
how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic
in that naughty list they found,
for when they placed it before his eyes, he began to dance around.
Frosted the Coalman,
was as strange as he could be.
And the children say,
he could make you pay, just a name is all he'd need.
Frosted the Coalman,
knew it was extremely cold that day.
So he said let's run,
and we'll have some fun.
Before I go Schirmcats way.
Down to the town of Avon,
with a bucket in his hand.
Running here and there all around the square,
saying catch me if you can.
He walked right down the streets of town,
Laughing all the while,
and he only paused a moment when,
He dumped a great big pile.
Frosted the Coalman,
Had to hurry on his way,
but he waved goodbye ,
saying don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day.
Thumpety thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Look at those piles of Coal.
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Over the hills of Coal........
RAR from the Naughty List Man, and not only do we get cookies, but the Naughty Listers also thrive on..... DEVILS FOOD!!!!!
Date: Sunday, November 30, 2008 GMT Views: 2200
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Registered: June 14, 2008 Location: Canberra, Australia Posts: 6675
Sun, Nov 30, 2008 @ 4:41 PM
You are in a league of your own Buckle Man. I love the tale of woe almost as much as I love Frosty the Coalman....so this is what happens when Pat leaves you alone too long with her craft things.....
Pat - you had better stock up that lolly jar....I sense more creativity coming on...feed it!! Thanks for sharing Buckle Man!!
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Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Sun, Nov 30, 2008 @ 4:44 PM
You are a poet and you didn't even know it! Or did you? This is the cutest....just adorable...is coal really that shiny? I am trying to think if I know someone I can go to with coal expertise! It looks like black diamonds to me....Does Pat know you are sending black diamonds to another woman. Shame on you....
Registered: November 3, 2007 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 10333
Sun, Nov 30, 2008 @ 4:48 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! I can't even believe this one THE Buckle Man! I love it and hate it all at the same time...is that normal? BUT YOUR BIG COAL MAN DOESN'T SCARE ME!
PS...I love this Random Act of Revenge...it will fit nicely in my hutch, tucked in the back, behind your wife's sparkly Schirmcat cake card....but it is sooo cute, what's an elf, I mean helper, to do....hmmmm create something of her own....thinking.....!
This is absolutely fabulous and hilarious!! I think you could make some money off these!! You are quite the stamer there buckleman and whether your naughty or nice, I don't care! Just be nice to your sweet wife!
This just gets better and better! Who knew, being on 'THE LIST' would bring out the best stamping in the worst offernders, lol! Fabulous work, just fabulous!
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Hockey Mom
Registered: February 1, 2008 Location: Caledonia, NY Posts: 1862
Sun, Nov 30, 2008 @ 5:00 PM
Oh Ho Ho Ho!
Buckle Man you definitely out did your self!
...too much devil's food during the holidays does that to us naughty stampers!
So Schirmcat I thought I smelled something funny here in Caledonia when the wind was coming out of the east...... all this time I thought it was the cows thumpity thumping while they were dumping...LOL...to think it was Frosted the Coal Man...would that be Coal gas??!
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Sun, Nov 30, 2008 @ 5:09 PM
So ya dumped a great big pile on Scirmcat's lawn , didja, Frosted Coalman!! Well, you did all of we ever naughty folks a great big favour!!! Take that , Shirmcat!! Boy oh boy, look at the fire you lit, Kelly! Best be very careful when dealing with us naughty folks!!!
The Frosted Coalman!!! You are really something , Buckleman!! No wonder Pat is always bestowing Chapstick to you!!
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Registered: April 4, 2006 Location: Boxertown USA, IL Posts: 67309
Sun, Nov 30, 2008 @ 5:20 PM
This is just way too cute. Love the coal man. Cute words to Frosty. I think you might be on the naughtiest list all by yourself now that you have dumped on Schirmcat.
Registered: July 1, 2007 Location: small town near montreal, quebec Posts: 26677
Sun, Nov 30, 2008 @ 5:46 PM
This is hilarious Buckle Man Bill! I just love the coalman!!! He is too "coal" huh, I love this retaliation, I believe I am using the term right this time.
Registered: August 7, 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 28113
Sun, Nov 30, 2008 @ 6:00 PM
Wow oh wow Buckle man!!! You really take the cake on this one... the devils food cake.... you be the winner! This is too funny! I just love your shiny coal man and that pile you dumped on Kelly's lawn... oh that's great! Too funny! This has been a blast!!!
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