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Old 01-06-2006, 07:40 PM   #81  
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How about a set that says something like "Glad/Sorry you are having a good/bad bipolar day!" Don't mean to make light of mental illness, but sheesh! If you've ever had to live/love someone with it, you need a good laugh!

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Now the mental illness, mental illness, mental illness, mental illness stamp set is something I"d like to HEY! Did you just see the guy Why is he looking at me like that? Is it just me? I think he's after me....

Oh, sorry, I live w/ Obsessive compulsive ADHD, autism & my dad's extended family is who knows what. We call it the Roger's disease (grandma's family name). My kids got it...but I'm just fine, just fine, just fine---isn't it nice how it sounds? Just say it over and over and over and over while rocking........
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I would LOVE a dysfunctional family stamp set. I'd love one for my MIL. It would say "B!+ch, you crazy!"
Hmmmm... I could send this to... my EX-MIL, my sister AND my mother! And on some days, my current SIL! Hmmmmm....

Except for SU! we'd have to make it "BEE-yotch"... maybe add a bee for cuteness?????
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Too funny Sandi!!

At my dad's wedding on Sunday there were several jokes being slipped around (it was his 3rd wedding).

Like someone said something like "Enjoy yourself.... It's a once-in-a-lifetime.... errr, well, a 3x in a lifetime experience" ;)

We now say It's a Once in A While Experience! LOL!
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These are too funny - I can't stop laughing...

What I think is that SU should take some of these sayings and not make a new set, but simply add them to existing sets - like they did for Loads of Love. So we could have the ones about adoption, "my baby's mama", etc be "Swell News Accessories" - maybe there could be other accessories the pregnant woman could be holding in her hand besides the name book (like a bat, anti-depressants or DNA test results).

Or maybe they could take all of the dysfunctional word phrases and call them: Everyday Flexible Family Situations....
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Because of the sad face I'm guessing that the dad molested his daughter and she had a baby :(
Ooh, hope not - that's nasty :( . Makes me think of a certain Philip Larkin poem. In fact, ALL of these situations make me think of that poem. :???:
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Or maybe they could take all of the dysfunctional word phrases and call them: Everyday Flexible Family Situations....
great name!
that's the key really, dealing with dysfunctional family, stay flexible !
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Hmmmm... I could send this to... my EX-MIL, my sister AND my mother! And on some days, my current SIL! Hmmmmm....

Except for SU! we'd have to make it "BEE-yotch"... maybe add a bee for cuteness?????
Oh my gosh! I am totally crackin up at the idea of a bee on there! I may have to make one just for you....I think those little alphas would be perfect...hmmmmmmmmm! PM me with you address and I'll send one for you to use, lol!
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Because of the sad face I'm guessing that the dad molested his daughter and she had a baby
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Ooh, hope not - that's nasty :( .
Unfortunately, Jodi got it right. Pretty sick, huh? :-x
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omg- love so many of these- have a feeling this would be a costly set- many, many phrases to include- has anyone mentioned-
-We put the "fun" in dysfunctional?-

Does my heart good to know we don't stand alone. Thanks for the laughs, I can always use it.
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;-) i want one that says I put the "fun" in disfunctional!!
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I just want a set of mommy phrases like "do as I say-not as I do" "IF you don't sop making that face, it will stick" Just try THAT one more time.....
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Oh, oh, oh...can I play? Definitely have dysfunctional relatives:

"See ya when you get back from rehab!"

or

"Here's hoping the rehab works this time!"

"Brothers and sisters stick together,
"Love each other without fail.
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"I just can't make your bail...sorry!"

"Congratulations on the extension on your unemployment...how many is that now?"
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I need one for the "biological father" (can we say sperm donor on here??)and "step monster".........
Hehehe, I want these two!!! I would buy it just for these!
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Or would they be offended...after all - if they are like MY ex....it is the REST of the world that is wrong, not him!! :rolleyes:
Were we married to the same man? My ex thinks he never did anything wrong. I had to tell the people that both he and I worked with, "Look at it this way, you know me well enough to know I don't run, but I am running as far and as fast away as I can from this man. Think about it". LOL! Thankfully most of them never believed a word of the garbage he was spewing out..lol!
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Yes, I know.....

This year we'll need to make a special mother's day....

For my ex-stepmother on Mother's day....

Awwww... you just hear Mozart when you read those words.....
I LOVE it!!!! She would be so touched!!!! LOL
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Hey lets not forget about the celebritites.if you are related to any stars or famed people.My god these people are getting married every 2 to 3 years.What kind of cards would you make them.

Congratulations celebrity number 7 hits his 7th marriage.how long will this one last.
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Oh, oh, oh...can I play? Definitely have dysfunctional relatives:

"See ya when you get back from rehab!"

or

"Here's hoping the rehab works this time!"

"Brothers and sisters stick together,
"Love each other without fail.
"But even though you're in the slammer
"I just can't make your bail...sorry!"

"Congratulations on the extension on your unemployment...how many is that now?"

ok, sad thing is, I could use 2 of those 3!!!!!!!
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LOL! That is too funny. A while ago a friend of mine and i were discussing how nice SU sayings always were and maybe we should start our own. Ones that said things like "you suck" and others that I can't mention here.
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Oh man, if you only KNEW! My step sister married her step uncle (her mom's second husbands brother!) So her mom is also her sister in law, her step dad is her brother in law, her step grandma is her MIL, her step grandma is grandma AND great grandma to her kids, her own mother is aunt AND grandma.... Grandpa is also uncle... YIKES!
Are they from Kentucky, by chance?
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Are they from Kentucky, by chance?
LOL no, Colorado... but I do have a sister who lives in Kentucky....
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This thread reminds me of the show "Who's Line is it Anyway" Especially the games called: Scenes From a Hat or World's Worst. Some of the things they say on there could be made into rubberstamps!

All about you set: Good for U... and your 5th wife!

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Ok, these are all really funny and great ideas but this one is killing me! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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ROTFLMAO... This thread is hysterical. Just think of how interesting it will be for the future genealogists..... It really is nice to not have boring ancestors.....
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Feeling a lot better about my disfunctional family after reading some of these. Glad to know we aren't the only ones. Any baby born into this family is guaranteed to have at least six sets of grandparents, maybe more in some cases!
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Are they from Kentucky, by chance?
Hey hey hey...no matter what you've heard...my parents were not brother and sister! ;)
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I just found this thread! How funny! LOL
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I would LOVE a dysfunctional family stamp set. I'd love one for my MIL. It would say "B!+ch, you crazy!"

Amen to that!! I'll take one of those in a heartbeat!
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Hey, you can use It all Adds up on page 65--- just handwrite a minus sign!

Woman + Man - Love = Couple with a Line through it!

Woman + Man + Man + Party Hat = The partying 3some!

Woman + Man + Party Hat = Baby

There's lots SU didn't add to that set!


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm loosin' it. LOL
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OMG there are other "Bad" girls out there! This thread is a *hoot*!
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How about

"Happy Birthday Uncle-Dad"
"are you alive still?"
"sorry about your divorce, can I have my gift back?"
"happy new baby - who's the father again?"
"you're a special kind of stupid"
"congratulations on your affair - need help moving?"

We could also use some more words like -

Alcoholic, Drug Addict, Perhaps a whole stamp set themed around Jail, and maybe even a blank "form" stamp where we just fill in the names....(occasion, who started it, what they did, who over reacted, what they did, police called (yes or no- check the right box) and maybe a space to list any injuries and how it ruined the occasion- THIS WOULD BE GREAT FOR SCRAPBOOKING!
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Ok the special kind of stupid one got me. If they allow sperm donor I want one for Egg Donor. Can go both ways. How about, "How much money would it take for you to leave? I'll start a collection" My family is included in the putting the "fun" in disfunctional.
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This thread has me laughing out loud!

How about a sympathy card---Sorry to hear about your relapse, better luck next time

or Sorry you got caught (cheating, stealing, etc.), better luck next time
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How about one for celebrating a sex change? Glad you finally got the part you wanted!

Or for a sibling:
To my Sister Brother on her his birthday
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Oh man, this thread makes you feel good about answering the question of "What's new?" with "Nothing, just the same old same old". You just can't make this stuff up.
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You guys are great. I love this. I don't think S� would really do a set like this, I'm not sure they would find it as funny as we do. Not politically correct. This place is great. Dysfunctional U. That would be my family.
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I think we've missed a whole category:

"Just dropping you a line to let you know
"That to the doctor you should go
"Because you've got an STD
"And you have given it to me."
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How about:

Feel free to discuss us amongst yoursleves and

Thank you for spreading misinformation about us!

Not 10 minutes after I read this thread, SIL calls and she had been discussing DH's latest medical problem with their dad. At least SHE bothered to try and get her facts straight, unlike their aunt who will tell anyone who will listen any number of incorrect facts. Uurrgghh!

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How about a set that says something like "Glad/Sorry you are having a good/bad bipolar day!" Don't mean to make light of mental illness, but sheesh! If you've ever had to live/love someone with it, you need a good laugh!

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All of these posts have me laughing, but this one made me cry!!! I need this one for myself!!! I might have to make a poster of it! I'm not bipolar, I'm mompolar. Two kids with problems, two "normal" ones -- my mood depends on who's in the room!

Seriously, I think it will be a long time before SU addresses this need (or maybe not so long if someone there reads this thread!). SU does try to stay on the sunny side of the street. I don't know if they're ready for the dark side of reality!
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Old 04-18-2006, 05:05 AM   #118  
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I just found this thread! LOL you girls are so funny!! I would totally buy these! How about this--my mom and step-mom have the same first name and my step-sis and I have the same name! And my Uncle who is a pastor, married his step-sister!! Grandpa cheated on Grandma with grandma's bestfriend. How's that for dysfunction??

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Old 04-18-2006, 06:18 AM   #119  
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Are they from Kentucky, by chance?
That reminds me of when I was dating my "cousin" --LOL it wasn't really my cousin -- he was my sister's cousin by marriage (her husband's cousin) but when she would introduce him she would say it was her cousin and then people would look at me since they knew she was my sister, LOL.
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:23 AM   #120  
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You guys are crackin' me up!!!! I LOVE the

"Here's hopin' rehab works this time"

OR here's the one I need...

How long till you're back in jail?

HA!! Yup, we all have dysfunctional families.
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