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How about a set that says something like "Glad/Sorry you are having a good/bad bipolar day!" Don't mean to make light of mental illness, but sheesh! If you've ever had to live/love someone with it, you need a good laugh!
mary rose
Now the mental illness, mental illness, mental illness, mental illness stamp set is something I"d like to HEY! Did you just see the guy Why is he looking at me like that? Is it just me? I think he's after me....
Oh, sorry, I live w/ Obsessive compulsive ADHD, autism & my dad's extended family is who knows what. We call it the Roger's disease (grandma's family name). My kids got it...but I'm just fine, just fine, just fine---isn't it nice how it sounds? Just say it over and over and over and over while rocking........
What I think is that SU should take some of these sayings and not make a new set, but simply add them to existing sets - like they did for Loads of Love. So we could have the ones about adoption, "my baby's mama", etc be "Swell News Accessories" - maybe there could be other accessories the pregnant woman could be holding in her hand besides the name book (like a bat, anti-depressants or DNA test results).
Or maybe they could take all of the dysfunctional word phrases and call them: Everyday Flexible Family Situations....
Or maybe they could take all of the dysfunctional word phrases and call them: Everyday Flexible Family Situations....
great name!
that's the key really, dealing with dysfunctional family, stay flexible !
__________________ if your path is boobytrapped you are probably on the right track to treasure BUT if everything is inordinately hard you probably are rushing to the final exam in the wrong place a day early.
Hmmmm... I could send this to... my EX-MIL, my sister AND my mother! And on some days, my current SIL! Hmmmmm....
Except for SU! we'd have to make it "BEE-yotch"... maybe add a bee for cuteness?????
Oh my gosh! I am totally crackin up at the idea of a bee on there! I may have to make one just for you....I think those little alphas would be perfect...hmmmmmmmmm! PM me with you address and I'll send one for you to use, lol!
omg- love so many of these- have a feeling this would be a costly set- many, many phrases to include- has anyone mentioned-
-We put the "fun" in dysfunctional?-
Does my heart good to know we don't stand alone. Thanks for the laughs, I can always use it.
Or would they be offended...after all - if they are like MY ex....it is the REST of the world that is wrong, not him!! :rolleyes:
Were we married to the same man? My ex thinks he never did anything wrong. I had to tell the people that both he and I worked with, "Look at it this way, you know me well enough to know I don't run, but I am running as far and as fast away as I can from this man. Think about it". LOL! Thankfully most of them never believed a word of the garbage he was spewing out..lol!
__________________ Lisa C., Mom to 3 great kids, 3 super dogs and an cat that thinks she is a dog! My Gallery
Hey lets not forget about the celebritites.if you are related to any stars or famed people.My god these people are getting married every 2 to 3 years.What kind of cards would you make them.
Congratulations celebrity number 7 hits his 7th marriage.how long will this one last.
__________________ WHAT IS A STAMPPIN ADDICT!
It's someone who buys stamps they didn't normally like at first,only to see it in Split Coast Stampers gallery in a different perspective.
LOL! That is too funny. A while ago a friend of mine and i were discussing how nice SU sayings always were and maybe we should start our own. Ones that said things like "you suck" and others that I can't mention here.
__________________ "I would rather have dirty stamps than a clean house"
Oh man, if you only KNEW! My step sister married her step uncle (her mom's second husbands brother!) So her mom is also her sister in law, her step dad is her brother in law, her step grandma is her MIL, her step grandma is grandma AND great grandma to her kids, her own mother is aunt AND grandma.... Grandpa is also uncle... YIKES!
Are they from Kentucky, by chance?
__________________ Kristi Wouldn't you rather be Stampin' Up!
This thread reminds me of the show "Who's Line is it Anyway" Especially the games called: Scenes From a Hat or World's Worst. Some of the things they say on there could be made into rubberstamps!
All about you set: Good for U... and your 5th wife!
V
Ok, these are all really funny and great ideas but this one is killing me! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ROTFLMAO... This thread is hysterical. Just think of how interesting it will be for the future genealogists..... It really is nice to not have boring ancestors.....
Feeling a lot better about my disfunctional family after reading some of these. Glad to know we aren't the only ones. Any baby born into this family is guaranteed to have at least six sets of grandparents, maybe more in some cases!
Hey hey hey...no matter what you've heard...my parents were not brother and sister! ;)
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"Happy Birthday Uncle-Dad"
"are you alive still?"
"sorry about your divorce, can I have my gift back?"
"happy new baby - who's the father again?"
"you're a special kind of stupid"
"congratulations on your affair - need help moving?"
We could also use some more words like -
Alcoholic, Drug Addict, Perhaps a whole stamp set themed around Jail, and maybe even a blank "form" stamp where we just fill in the names....(occasion, who started it, what they did, who over reacted, what they did, police called (yes or no- check the right box) and maybe a space to list any injuries and how it ruined the occasion- THIS WOULD BE GREAT FOR SCRAPBOOKING!
Ok the special kind of stupid one got me. If they allow sperm donor I want one for Egg Donor. Can go both ways. How about, "How much money would it take for you to leave? I'll start a collection" My family is included in the putting the "fun" in disfunctional.
__________________ Cats are not here to entertain us We are here to entertain them.
Oh man, this thread makes you feel good about answering the question of "What's new?" with "Nothing, just the same old same old". You just can't make this stuff up.
You guys are great. I love this. I don't think S� would really do a set like this, I'm not sure they would find it as funny as we do. Not politically correct. This place is great. Dysfunctional U. That would be my family.
Not 10 minutes after I read this thread, SIL calls and she had been discussing DH's latest medical problem with their dad. At least SHE bothered to try and get her facts straight, unlike their aunt who will tell anyone who will listen any number of incorrect facts. Uurrgghh!
How about a set that says something like "Glad/Sorry you are having a good/bad bipolar day!" Don't mean to make light of mental illness, but sheesh! If you've ever had to live/love someone with it, you need a good laugh!
mary rose
All of these posts have me laughing, but this one made me cry!!! I need this one for myself!!! I might have to make a poster of it! I'm not bipolar, I'm mompolar. Two kids with problems, two "normal" ones -- my mood depends on who's in the room!
Seriously, I think it will be a long time before SU addresses this need (or maybe not so long if someone there reads this thread!). SU does try to stay on the sunny side of the street. I don't know if they're ready for the dark side of reality!
__________________ ValliWhen I'm not near the stamp I love, I love the stamp I'm near.My tiny little gallery
I just found this thread! LOL you girls are so funny!! I would totally buy these! How about this--my mom and step-mom have the same first name and my step-sis and I have the same name! And my Uncle who is a pastor, married his step-sister!! Grandpa cheated on Grandma with grandma's bestfriend. How's that for dysfunction??
That reminds me of when I was dating my "cousin" --LOL it wasn't really my cousin -- he was my sister's cousin by marriage (her husband's cousin) but when she would introduce him she would say it was her cousin and then people would look at me since they knew she was my sister, LOL.