This is my story,
There was once a girl who had aspirations of becoming a Rodeo Queen, but only made it to
Dumpster Queen!
She's been searching for a certain item as you well know, WWW, hi and low.
In and around dumpsters she's been known to go. With her little friend Harley, more Dumpsters to show.
Then one day she heard of one, that might be able to show her the way, to have WWW come her way.
The Glitter Queen cometh!
But alas it was not to be, for the Glitter Queen was evil indeed.
He had kidnapped the WWW and held it for ransom!
50,000 he said with glee!
Poor, poor, Dumpster Queen.
So she started working at Eggs-R-Gud, to earn the ransom he required. But instead met
Grinder and Allota Pain. Two neer-do-wells who tricked her into thinking they could help.
She sent them to meet with The Glitter Queen. In hopes they would succeed.
But as soon as they arrived, The Glitter Queen turned them into flattened frogs with his
Magic Pink Wand.
Woe to the Dumpster Queen as she had to now hide. So she hopped on the Twisted Sister Bus for a
ride. Here she met Shirt, Flirt, Purt, Yakky, and Perk. They changed her name to Gert, in hopes of escaping the Glitter Queen.
It was here that one of the Twisted Sisters told her of someone that might help. He is called
The Buckle Man.
Now The Buckle Man heard of her plight, but he said he didn't have 50,000 for the ransom.
But he had a solution for her. A Buckle for the belly, the history of her life, in steely bling wonder,
to lighten her strife.
And so it was, He created the Buckle for the world to see, how Mothermark is a wannabe.
Date: Saturday, July 5, 2008 GMT Views: 2123
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