It's taken me a while, but I finally have the evidence those of us on the Naughty list need. There had been rumors that Kelly (aka Shirmcat) had obtained her list of Naughty People by fraudulent means.
Being a Texas native, I contacted the Texas Rangers to find out the truth. They also had heard the rumors and were deeply distressed that a New Yawker would malign a Texan and give false info to another Texan (Jenn Balcer). They asked me to go on assignment to investigate. I was sent to the North Pole where the rumors originated and what I found was shocking, I tell you SHOCKING!!!
An elf who cannot be named (and is now in the witness protection program) had managed to snap this unretouched (ok, it's a little touched) photo of Shirmcat holding these characters hostage. At gunpoint, they were forced to name names and falsely accuse the people on the now infamous Naughty List. (The gun was later recovered and found to be a toy stolen from a Lone Ranger play set.)
You can see for yourselves, all these poor characters being made to stand w/ arms raised and in fear of the really tall and scary looking Kelly, disguised as a Dolly Mama. The Texas Rangers now have her on their wanted list and the sketch of Kelly is now posted throughout the country. It won't be long before she is apprehended.
Her motive is still unclear, but it is believed that Kelly wanted to make sure she received the best goodies at Christmas. When contacted, her family was not surprised and stated they always knew she would end up in a striped jumpsuit.
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Date: Wednesday, December 3, 2008 GMT Views: 1143
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Registered: July 20, 2004 Location: Arlington WA. Posts: 31122
Thu, Dec 04, 2008 @ 10:05 AM
OMG Julie this is so darn funny even thou I head up the nice list I do love it as you naughty girls had way more fun than me!!I'm sure a little surprised by you!! I thought you were on the wrong list! BUT the head of naughty is Miss Sweet Anne! Maybe a naughty girl after al and on the right list! l! I LOVE IT!!!
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Registered: November 17, 2006 Location: Nanaimo, British Columbia Posts: 52798
Thu, Dec 04, 2008 @ 10:49 AM
OMG, LOL... Me being such a nice person on the NICE list will
tell you this is a wonderfully, hillarious work of art... It must have taken a long time to make it... But I can't believe that NICE Kelly (Schirmcat) would ever do such a NAUGHTY thing - it must be an Imposter - maybe from the NAUGHTY list....
Registered: January 17, 2008 Location: Melrose Park, Illinois Posts: 40148
Thu, Dec 04, 2008 @ 11:23 AM
Well, even though I am on the nice list, my bff Kelly is still roaming free because I know a guy ( see naughty list for details} The police officer is my husband and she bribed him with copics and Nesties, so he let her slip away. I now have a very nice selection of copics. By the way Kelly, that's a big piece you are holding and I need my Groucho glasses back!
Registered: September 2, 2006 Location: south of SOHO Posts: 21494
Thu, Dec 04, 2008 @ 4:10 PM
absolutely HILARIOUS! You got one thing wrong though....please don't refer to schirmcat as a NEW YAWKER.... being politically correct, she happens to LIVE in the state of New York but is in no way a NEW YAWKER.....
PS a NEW YAWKER would have taken the list directly to Santa and demanded a reward...cash only please.....LOL....
Registered: April 22, 2006 Location: SCS in NC Posts: 20914
Fri, Dec 05, 2008 @ 4:20 AM
Julie this is fantastic. That must have taken forever to get all those images cut out. I love it. Although I am on the Nice side of things I am still cheering for all you hoodlums. This is like the energizer bunny...it just keeps going and going. Such fun. Very creative. Hugs to all you Naughtiers....
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Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Sat, Dec 06, 2008 @ 6:01 PM
Bwahahaha! OMG! You da man! I mean, da woman! Snort! This is the cutest thing ever....look how skeerd they are! What a fun and creative card...you get a big thumbs up for being Naughty!! Hee!
This is so funny.....it rocks! Thanks for giving me a heads up cuz I would not have wanted to miss it!