An All Points Bulletin in Jammer Town! Can you believe it? A lot has happened since last night. Twinshappy decided to put her two cents in and posed as the Po Po. You can read about that here: Jamma police by Twinshappy at Splitcoaststampers Yes, impersonating an officerÂ…you heard me right. She shamelessly donned a Pepto Pink officerÂ’s uniform and tried to bust poor Blooms in a Box for wearinÂ’ her jammiesÂ…..in Jammer TownÂ….now I ask you, does that make ANY sense to you? Well, it didnÂ’t to me either. I got to thinkinÂ’ about that thang, and there can only be one answerÂ…..it was a ruse, Â….a shamÂ…, a ployÂ….whatever you want to call it, thatÂ’s what it was! Dum, dum, duuuummmÂ…Yes, while we were all scramblinÂ’ around tryinÂ’ to keep poor Pat from goinÂ’ to the slamma, Stacy slipped awayÂ…and do you know why? ThievinÂ’, thatÂ’s why! Yes, ladies, that is what she was doinÂ’. I present Exhibit AÂ….a photo taken by a nearby Krispy Kreme surveillance camera (yes, there are LOTS of those in Jammer Town, but thatÂ’s another story) Â….notice that suspicious lookinÂ’ character there with the shifty eyes? And whatÂ’s that heÂ’s got....looks like Drumsticks to me! Yep, Nestle DrumsticksÂ….the breakfast of champions and brain food for many a Jammer Stamper out there including one very popular one right here in Jammer TownÂ…..ainÂ’t that right, Pat? Well, the investigation is ongoing but I think it is a pretty good bet that the thief in question is indeed olÂ’ Stacy! Why, you ask? Well check out those Pepto Pink glitter sneaks beinÂ’ sported by that character. Coincidence? I think not. Needless to say a full- fledged investigation has been launched, startinÂ’ with cataloginÂ’ EXACTLY what is missinÂ’. That should prove to be interesting, for sure! For now, ladies be on the look- out. Lock up your freezers and dead bolt your pantry door because a thief is on the looseÂ….. ;)
Now, for the card...I used a digi that I got just for this special occasion from Hambo Stamps. I did alter it a bit because he originally was carrying a sack of hearts...I cut the hearts off, drew some Drumsticks, colored them, and added those to the sack instead! Thanks for looking!
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Wed, Aug 06, 2014 @ 6:14 PM
Ha...ha...ha....dieing!
------------------------------ Pat Smethers "The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11