I made this for a friend whose DIL is having their first child.
The saying reads:
Somebody Said About Mothers
-Unknown
Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after youÂ’ve had a babyÂ…
Â…somebody doesnÂ’t know that once youÂ’re a mother, normal is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinctÂ…
Â…somebody never took a three year old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boringÂ…
Â…somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driverÂ’s permit.
Somebody said if you’re a “good” mother, your child with “turn out good”…
Â…somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said “good” mothers never raise their voices…
Â…somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighborÂ’s kitchen window.
Somebody said you donÂ’t need an education to be a motherÂ…
Â…somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.
Somebody said you canÂ’t love the fourth child as much as you love the firstÂ…
Â…somebody doesnÂ’t have four children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her childrearing questions in booksÂ…
Â…somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and deliveryÂ…
…somebody never watched her “baby” get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten or on a plane headed for military “boot camp.”
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her backÂ…
Â…somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets marriedÂ…
Â…somebody doesnÂ’t know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a motherÂ’s heartstrings.
Somebody said a motherÂ’s job is done when her last child leaves homeÂ…
Â…somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you donÂ’t need to tell herÂ…
Â…somebody isnÂ’t a mother.
Date: Tuesday, July 17, 2007 GMT Views: 1036
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