It's a bit hard to read in the scan, so here's what the text says:
Beth couldn't name her baby's dad,
Her situation was really quite sad.
So off to see Maury Povich she went,
to test every last boy, man, and gent.
On her 18th appearance they tested a monkey
because Beth you see was really quite funky.
Maury looked at George and Beth,
who both held still and held their breath.
"George, in the case of little Maddy,
you are NOT the baby's daddy!"
Date: Wednesday, March 14, 2007 GMT Views: 1155