Oh my goodness... you are so funny! LOL! Love your card! This is one of my faves in the whole catalog. I just want to encourage you - we got 2 new neighbors last summer and they are fantastic.
My son plays with the kids across the street constantly. And, we were unsure about our new next door neighbors, as the previous owner kept her yard immaculate. Our new neighbors do so and even more (if that were possible). Praying for the best! :)