Although this is completely out of my comfort zone, I wanted to do something whimsical as a single layer card. So...I traced the bird bath from an image I found on Bing, I used my markers to create the splashed water, and I hand penned the sentiment. In case it's too small to read, the text says:
Note to self: Lose the weight, or find a new bird bath!
Date: Saturday, August 1, 2015 GMT Views: 5921