Registered: February 9, 2005 Location: Loading up all my B's and headed to the best gathering evah! Posts: 49173
Mon, Mar 06, 2006 @ 4:29 PM
Front of card:
"So, anyway, I’m standing on line to buy you a freakin’ birthday card and the line is like seventeen billion people long ‘cause the only thing the dumb teenage boy at the register is thinking about is the dumb teenage girl at the other register, and some dumb lady is turning her purse inside out to come up with “exact change,” like she’s gonna win some kind of “exact change trophy” or something, and some idiot starts up with his “This item was marked with the sale price” crap, and I just really hope you like this card…."
...Because it was FREE! Happy Birthday!
------------------------------ Tracy aka:
"Hello, my name is Julie. I will be your cruise director!"