Here in Jammer Town we are required to keep up our Stampin' strength you know, and proper diet is very important to the even flow of the creative juices. We have all heard about how the power of drumsticks, and the unleashing of the endorphins. Thus, I submit a quote from Dr. Dunbar, “Laughter is an early mechanism to bond social groups”. Hmmmm curious, yes! That is what Jammer Town is about girlfriends. So, I am here to give you some, at the expense of my lovely and sweet friend, Katie.
Oh Katie...it's late, and she's hungry, the “bear” kinda hungry, where you can't-even-see-any-more hungry. And, at the end of the kitchen cabinet, there it is. The Frigidaire. Yes! It has food! Now, let's see, all the chips and salsa are gone. And Pat was here, and she brought that Pink Po Po Stacy, so no drumsticks left. What's a girl to do? Then, shining like a beacon from the ice box door, she sees them, MEATBALLS! Not just any meatballs, Mama's homemade meatballs. Lovely, cold, lil brown treats, begging to be consumed!
Now normally, these do require the application of heat in some form. But not tonight, No...no...no.... Katie, in her eagerness to get back to stamping, looks both ways, and ever-so quietly slips a fork from the drawer.
Ok, the Man is watching TV, no witness there. Bax, the official OSUM sees her, but he can't talk....no witness again. She quietly takes the fork to the fridge, opens the sealed container, which is holding “gold” by all accounts, and she slams them down....as is! (Yeah, she really does do this too!) One after the other. Oh, that treadmill will be smokin' in the morning. But for now, it's all about Mama's Meatballs! She's one desperate Mamma Jamma!
Jammer Town is located right next to Mayberry too (yeah, if you can make it up, you can be any place you want to be!) And Katie's love of MEATBALLS made me think of Irresistible Andy. And she does kinda represent a desperate hunter the way she goes after those tasty, cold treats. Really, you should see her at the fridge! But alas, a girl needs to keep up her strength. Thanks for sufferin' thru another episode of the Jammer Town chronicles. My, those endorphins are leaping!
Irresistible Andy, and I quote “Any female who'd bait a trap with a man's own son is a desperate, determined hunter. Watch This! Hee...hee...
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Registered: March 27, 2010 Location: Georgia Posts: 3292
Sun, Sep 23, 2012 @ 2:55 PM
OH MY WORD!!! Bow to the Master, my friends....Bow to the Master! Well, I see I am not the only one prone to spillin' Jammer Town secrets....hmmmm? Yes, it is true...I have been known to hit the fridge after hours when there is left over spaghetti and meatballs in the house. But in my defense, let me say that it's not just ANY meatballs....it's my mama's HOMEMADE meatballs....and let me tell you my friend, they are outta this world. And yes, I have been known to not even heat them up...I just hit the fridge with a fork in my hand and go to it like a windmill in a tornado...(you'd have to know about Mayberry to really understand that one) and yes...I have been caught by my DH on more than one occasion, so he will really get a kick outta this. I have to say....Pat, this is one of my favorite cards you've made! Yes, you got me this time, but I had it comin'! That warm feelin' you've got right now from outin' me on my meatballs...enjoy it, you deserve that much....insert eerie music here....naw, I'm just kiddin'....your card is hilarious! Love the little fork and love you too, girl! You are quite the mess!
Registered: February 21, 2007 Location: Bay City, MICHIGAN Posts: 17556
Sun, Sep 23, 2012 @ 3:36 PM
OOOOooooooo-weee! Pat - now that you have 'outed' Katie's weakness for meatballs - ooops, let me clarify that - her weakness for her MAMA's meatballs - she is bound to be fishing for more classified information on you - be forewarned!!!
Pat, that looks like some SAUCY meatballs and skettis on the Hottie Chef's tray, though from what I hear, Katie can eat her Mama's HOMEMADE meatballs right out of the frig with only fork in hand! Dang, they have to be good to eat even cold!!
Pat, too funny and totally entertained by your story and the clips from Mayberry, Is it really the town right next door to Jammer Town? Your chef shows a lot of class in this lovely floral ovals die and such an appropriate embellishment of the fork and gingham bow.
You serving this up to Bubba the next time you maka da meatballs, girl???? LOL
Katie and you sure do know how to keep things rolling here!! Hugs to you BOTH!
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Sun, Sep 23, 2012 @ 4:13 PM
Me love italian food... This is scrumptious Pat, love the little fork to go with that frame you know I love... This is so fun! Katie eats them cold, never been fond of cold ones. ha!
Registered: October 7, 2009 Location: My Old Kentucky Home Posts: 1625
Sun, Sep 23, 2012 @ 5:08 PM
Dear Pat... I love, love, love this masterpiece and your story... well let's just say after Lori picked herself up from rolling around laughing off the floor, dusted those tenacious dust bunnies off (I need to fire my maid... oh yeah... THAT"S ME!!!)... I had this need for PASTA!!! Thanks for sharing a beautiful card and a nice chuckle... {{hugs}}
Look at that sexy chef. Well if I looked that good I wouldn't be getting any cooking done. Or at least not the kind with food!! This is so cute and I love her pearl earring. It must be a South Sea pearl cuz it's a big one. Keep up the stories. Laughing is definitely good for the soul.
Registered: October 19, 2007 Location: Packer Country, WI Posts: 72090
Sun, Sep 23, 2012 @ 6:35 PM
That jammer girl looks pretty hot !!! She does have other clothes besides jammies. Thanks again for the entertainment. By the way this card is fantastic.
Registered: February 21, 2009 Location: Mt. Pulaski, IL Posts: 29131
Sun, Sep 23, 2012 @ 6:47 PM
Pat,
What a pretty card and, a yummy, yummy plate of spaghetti. A plate of spaghetti and meatballs sounds really good right now too! All this food in the gallery is making my stomach growl!!
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Registered: February 28, 2011 Location: Alberta Posts: 4345
Sun, Sep 23, 2012 @ 9:45 PM
When I read your story, I could hear Carol Burnette narrating it in my head. Thanks for the entertainment Pat! Awesome card! Your pasta looks real!! Awesome card!
Registered: August 21, 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 3232
Mon, Sep 24, 2012 @ 5:38 AM
Hmmm, the reason I stalk you ladies instead of talking to ya'll is to keep my secrets safe!!! Jammer town has really been hoppin while I was off playing in the big City, my oh my, only thing better than Mama' homemade meatballs is Miss Bea's. Ya'll just quack me up!!!!!
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