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Being a ranch hand has it's moments and today has one. I just got a call from Mrs. West on the cell to say that the Smethers ranch is causing quite the *scene* and I need to head on over there ASAP. The last scene that Mrs. Smethers caused was quite the mess and had to be dealt with immediately. As I am riding over with my wandering bull, Kelly tells me that Mrs. Smethers was snickering at coffee the other morning and she couldn't figure out why. Well... looks like she went and started showing Mrs. West's unmentionables. GASP! Ofcourse my first question was which ones? ha! That was not the right question, however she did say it was the black lacey ones. GASP! Well those are my favorite and to go and show them around town is just not acceptable. This calls for an imprompt to inspection!
As I get to the Smethers ranch I see she is out tending her beautiful flower garden as if nothing has transpired, yet I can see from the snicker on her face she was expecting me. Yep just sitting there making sure all those beautiful blooms are cut and pretty. She does have quite the garden, however I am here to address this sorted issue of the unmentionables! Let's see what she has to say for herself now.... Might ahve to get Mr. Smethers to take control of his woman! ha!
Bwahahha... Oh Pat your blooms are fabulous and I love you dearly! Now you know I am horrible at creating scenes but I gave it a shot. Used the Su photo corner punch and square for the house. Sweet n Sassys fence and grass punch. Thanks for looking!
Stacy, I love your story but I love your fun scene even more. I love the little ranch sitting under the Smethers Ranch entry sign. Fun, fun, fun! Ph, by the way....you are good at making scenes.
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Mon, Jul 30, 2012 @ 3:33 PM
I'm sitting here chuckling about the banter going back and forth about Mrs. West' unmentionables! Glad to see Mr. West heading on over to the Smethers' place, watch out Mrs. Smethers may have the hose in hand! Oh, but then that brings thoughts of Mr. West in a wet shirt...mmmmm!
Stacy, this is once fantastic card, that follows in the saga of the WWWM!
Great story too!
Registered: February 21, 2007 Location: Bay City, MICHIGAN Posts: 17556
Mon, Jul 30, 2012 @ 4:23 PM
Don't rightly know how to warn you Mrs. West, but with the whole day to think on the comeback, you jest might be in trouble when you hear from Mrs Smethers! She will prob'ly take your bull by the horns and 'rassle him down to the ground just to prove how tough she is and she will do what she pleases, even if that means showing off your black lace undies! Oh, and watch out - I have heard that she is an excellent SHOT too!!
I am with Jennifer above - I want to see him in wet shirt when Mrs Smethers hits him with the hose after having her gardening interrupted!!
Stacy, I can hardly breathe I am laughing so hard at the latest episode of the "saga" - we have so much fun with this set, how could SU NOT bring him back for the 25th anniversary?? Maybe you and Pat should get together and write a script for a new TV show!! This is classic stuff!!
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Mon, Jul 30, 2012 @ 5:09 PM
Jennifer and Greenie! Mercy, such language!
To quote da Mudder.....this is not my comment!
------------------------------ Pat Smethers "The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 @ 8:39 AM
This fabulous all the way around!
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Tue, Jul 31, 2012 @ 10:25 PM
Mrs. West, bless your heart! Ok, this is my comment: Dedicated.
LYMI
------------------------------ Pat Smethers "The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11
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Registered: March 24, 2006 Location: Posts: 38589
Tue, Jul 31, 2012 @ 10:28 PM
Ooops...did I mention how much I love your card? I do! Makes me smile to think of Wyoming, and how very close that is getting to be our dream come true. And my...don't you have some lovely red velvet blooms right there too! Lol! LYMI
------------------------------ Pat Smethers "The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11
Great card and good luck keeping that Smethers woman in line. You may have to involve the Buckle man cuz... Now shes flaunting that black lace for all to see! Tee hee isn't she the bestest!
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Mon, Aug 13, 2012 @ 4:31 AM
OMG! This is too cool Stacey! You are horrible? Hey, I love the new meanign of horrible! I wanna be horrible! I do, I do!
What fun you two are having....with your back and forth! Giggle! That man provides such inspiration! Ha! You go girl! This rocks and I know Pat would doing back flips at her mailbox!