I recently found out a SCS friend who lives close by, AudreyAnn, and I are twinzi zizterz, born 11-months apart. It appears that AudreyAnn, a/k/a Audzi, is the much older twinzi as she was born 11 mos. b/f I was. Audzi got to grow up with Momzi; however, I was not as fortunate as I was thrown to the wolves.
Now, it appearz that our not so darling Benzi claims to be the tripletzi zizter. She always butts into my busines and tries to be a part of it. Get a life Benzi.
Anyway, I found this zecret card stashed away which depicts that there were, in fact, 3 of us born. So, it may be true that Benzi is, unfortunately, part of zee family.
You will notice that the tripletziz are not quite the same. The first and oldest one, Benzi, is a fraternal twin whereas Audzi and I are identical twinz. Can you find the difference???? Hint: The first baby was born with horns growing out of her head. She was the evil fraternal tripletzi. She was sent to the convent, but was thrown out for her evil ways and has been lurking around trying to find her familyever since. I see nothing but "bad news" coming our way my Audzi twinzi.
Tell Momzi, unfortunately we've all been found; however, I hear word that Dizzi is claiming she's the quadrulpetzi. Ooooh....I miss my world of just being twinziz Audzi!
BTW#1: Had Benzi and I been born with punchez, momzi probably would have kept us. LOL!!
BTW#2: Gee, thanks Benzi, for finally sending me a safety pin punch that about killed my hands. Oooh, you are SO EVIL!!! I bet the punch you claim to have sent Dizzi doesn't work either. Probably the punches you sold to your neighbor that she returned to you b/cuz they were defective and you are trying to look like you are so angelic and generous. I'm warning Dizzi right away not to even try to uze zee broken punch!
Date: Friday, March 11, 2011 GMT Views: 826
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Fri, Mar 11, 2011 @ 6:38 AM
I can see this story soon to be revealed on the Oprah Winfrey show. It has all the makings for "sensationalistic" turns and twist that will make the viewers talk about for days at the water cooler!!! lol This card is adorable. Oh that poor sweet baby with the horns.....how could you!!!! They say every family has one, right? lol What a cute card. I love the little pin accent.
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Fri, Mar 11, 2011 @ 9:39 PM
Ohh Fruitcake!! I just had to grab a look at your twins turned triplets - thinking it was a design factor! Oh what was I thinking!!!Oh course, As The World Turns, or the Old and the Restless -it's all part of a daytime drama or whatever those shows are called. I'd like to add to the drama by telling you that I am a long lost quadruplet - but alas - my IQ is far to high to be associated with the likes of you..... I'm just a little afraind of what the Benz may do to you once she sees this truly SHOCKING image of herself!! I guess she out singing in the choir, as her way on Friday's night's.... sure....;)
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Sat, Mar 12, 2011 @ 6:29 AM
Oooooh nooooooo - Momzi doesn't want to hear any of this. She barely can handle Twizni's - especially since they're 11 months apart in age - much to much for her to handle!! Could be she's blocking the memory - you know with the horns and all LOL!!!!
Pam you are such a hoot - this card is a hoot too!!! Love all the punchez, the paperz, the fun fuzzy embellishments, the safetypin punch, and yes, love those two cute and adorable little cuddly babies. The third one needs to see a doctor about those horns LOL!
Oh - gotta run - just received a call from Oprah's media team wanting to confirm a report of long lozt tripletzi's and the harrowing stories they may have to tell!!!!!!!!
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Sun, Mar 13, 2011 @ 5:00 PM
Well, well, well....I have finally arrived home and look what I found! First, those aren't horns. They are antennae sent to me from Debzi even before I was born. Yes, Debzi is that old. (sorry, Debz) Our mom didn't disown me as she did you..she sent me out on a secret spy mission with Debzi. We've been working together for several years now. And, mostly we've been watching YOU. From what we've seen, Audzi is very lucky she didn't have to grow up with her 11 month younger, twin sister. I see Debzi is trying to get in on the act...I feel so bad for Audzi's mom. She never knew all this would come to light. The phone is ringing...several talk shows and some of those blasted reality shows are calling. I think the main question from them will be..how are you twins if you are 11 months younger.......:confused:
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Tue, Mar 15, 2011 @ 11:21 AM
First, Pam please edit this to include a spurt alert...TY. Second, y'all are just too stinkin' funny...love the story. As a mom of fraternal twins, the thought of twins turning triplets made my blood run cold for a moment until I started reading. Shudder. Pity the mum. Lastly...love, love love this card. Even with the painful punch from your twin sister (is that Freudian?) it is simply delightful. Thanks for the out-loud laugh.
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Tue, Mar 15, 2011 @ 10:42 PM
LOL...you guys are too fun :) I agree with the antena story...reminds me of My Favorite Martian who had loads of power when they went up....better beware Pamzi and Audzi or she may turn you into octuplets ;) Great card and thanks for the laugh :)
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Mon, Mar 21, 2011 @ 5:25 PM
Benzi, Benzi!! Trying to claim that I sent you anttenae before you were born!! I beg your pardon, GRANNY BENZI!!!! I'm afraid your grandma status gives it all away!! I'm but a young thing, recently celebrating my 39th birthday, with a young son, not yet 21, still going to school. I'm afraid for your IQ, Benzi, my dear, if you cannot apprehend the concept of twins born 11 months apart. Dementia is setting in for you, I fear!!! OH Benzi Granny!! I'm so worried for you!!