Well, late out of the gate as always, but the last few days around my house have not gone the way I plannedÂ…
Our reigning Queen for the Day is none other than fellow Punchkateer, the “Defective Detective” herself – Debzi333! I first stumbled into Debzi’s gallery the very day she made her first upload to her SCS gallery – I was no doubt drawn to her card because it had a hedgie on it. While there are no hedgies (or ratz, or mice) on the front of this card, there is one on the inside. Since that time, Debzi has become a “Queen of Commenting” – “yakking” her way to almost 28,000 comments!! (Most are very sweet and encouraging; a few might raise the eyebrows of anyone who hasn’t figured out the hilarious banter that goes on between Debzi and some of her cohorts on SCS.)
I canÂ’t quite believe that, to this point, none of the wonderful creations in the QFTD10 gallery have been inspired by DebziÂ’s (aka Yakky, Defective Detective, CapÂ’n Canada, etc, etc) Nonsense Saga gallery - as she calls it.
Now this is obviously NOT the same person as the beauty that appears in Debzi’s “photo”, this is just a gal in a very similar pose. I won’t venture a guess as to who it might be. I’ll leave that to the ‘experts’ with face recognition equipment. This curly-haired gal is obviously quite “yakky” as she’s on the phone (probably telling “her people” to get her another pitcher of margaritas). That’s definitely NOT Anne’s diamond flashing in the sun – it’s actually a gorgeous green peridot, carefully chosen to match the colour of the margaritas being downed by this bathing “beauty”.
The mansion in the background has been replaced by a beach scene. Don’t be fooled. It’s actually one of those scenic wall murals cleverly hung to disguise the padded walls surrounding our “yakky” sunbather. The crime scene tape is there because our bathing beauty actually believes she is a world-renowned detective and goes nowhere without her crime scene tape. Don’t know who it is. Just know what I see.
ThatÂ’s it. Thanks for all the laughs Deborah! IÂ’ve enjoyed your comments, your banter and your sense of humour ever since I first tripped into your gallery. Have a great reign as Queen for the Day my fellow Punchkateer.
Punch tally: there really is a double-punched border on the sentiment panel on the inside. Honest.
Date: Sunday, May 23, 2010 GMT Views: 713
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Sun, May 23, 2010 @ 5:10 PM
Girl, you're gonna be in the hole you dug yourself for I dont know how long with one. I have an 'uncanny' likeness....ooooh, now that's hitting below the belt. You can act as funny as you think you are when dealing with the likes of that there Cap'n Canada, but I draw line when it comes to me. End of story.
Oh, BTW, dahling, did one ever tell you that anything that has a branding on the internet cannot be lifted, shall I say. I believe Obama's half- as*ed administration over there in DC, would liken this of copy infringement. That's a classy way of saying it's a felony when you go about using the computer to download another company's product. Oooh, not a good place to be, Ms. Heather Feather. Nope, dont wanna go. No I dont. Since you got yourself into this major snafu, I'll just let the powers that be address this.
Oh, and BTW, I love your darling image. Yes, indeedy I do. The likeness between your image and debzi girl is what is really uncanny! Yeah, and let me tell you another thing while I'm at it: That phone definitely belongs to her. Has she ever called you: Do what I do and dont pick up. She'll take 4 hours out of your life in no time. Yak, yak, yak and it's about nothing really. Poor dear, I do humor once in awhile when I've returned to the phone ... all the while she's there talking and talking never even knowing I'm doing my laundry or have clients on the other line. This is so perfect for that girl. She is a little on the chunky side since she busted her wrist and foot. Oh, how I do not want to go there. One day, she gave me blow by blow description of how that all happened; her time in emergency and a whole host of other things that I didnt listen to because I wanted to go swimming in the pool. As luck would have it, when I got back 1.75 hours later, she was still on the same thought: how wonderful national health care is in Canada.
I totally love your card!
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Registered: April 3, 2007 Location: In a state of oblivion.... Posts: 14120
Sun, May 23, 2010 @ 7:14 PM
In my defence, I have absolutely no clue what dear Annie-Jo is talking about in her comment above when she refers to branding and lifting images. (Me-thinks she might have found her own batch of margaritas somewhere.)I may have found the images for the crime scene tape by way of google but I don't think I'll get tossed in the slammer for that...
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Registered: June 4, 2009 Location: Deatsville, Alabama Posts: 82065
Sun, May 23, 2010 @ 7:36 PM
Wow, this is so fantastic Izzy! The story is almost better than the card and that is SAYING SOMETHING for sure! Debzi does have a good imagination, but me thinks you have one too after this creation! Did I say Wow yet? I love it!
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Registered: February 12, 2007 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 13642
Sun, May 23, 2010 @ 7:51 PM
Love your card and your story!!!!! You have now entered the danger zone!!! lol. I was sure I was on the no fly list but I got to California and back with only one problem.....they checked my two sealed jars of Cow Camp garlic seasonings. I had the receipt and they were sealed!!!! I was relieved to know that they were safe for consumption and NOT an explosive. Remember, Annie Jo has People!!!! tfs.
by the way I hit the danger zone with this one here .
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Sun, May 23, 2010 @ 9:32 PM
Ohhh between you and Anne - well - you've got me chuckling!! Oh the lies and the slander that go on here in my good name!! I think we all know that I am the Chief Inspector Dectective of Canada, with my IQ of 9999, and I am slim - why - I barely cast a shadow! Why on earth, Heatherz you would chose to represent me with this errrrr .............. likeness of Miss Anne of Ryannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne I'll never know. I'm only so sorry that you decided to errrrrr eerrrrrrrr HONOUR me in my time as a Queen. You know, Heatherz..... I used to have a deep respect for you - as I once had for Anne - but all of that has been ripped away from me as I have come to know you both!!! What a travesty!! The day I befriended either of you I began my demise into - badness and silliness.
LOL!! Oh Heather - thanks so much for daring to go into my Nonesense Saga Album.... not many dare go to that scary album of truths about Anne Ryan...........
As for my yakking on the phone I do think Anne doth protest to much!!!! She has told me that she once worked as a counsellor - but the way she carries on about herself -endlessly really - on the phone -well - let's just say I know why she is no longer a counsellor - she is - how shall I say it..........errr - infatuated with herself!! Oh Anne, how it pains me to say that right here on SCS where all can read.
Yakky? What would anyone say anything like that about me?
But I digress -which is so unusual for a focussed high IQ VIP like myself ..
Of thank you Heatherz for * honouring * my special day as Queen with this wonderful likeness of my arch nemisis - Anne Ryan!! Oh it's so well done and special!!
Big hugs Heather!! I love it -and thank you for our long friendship here on SCS!!!! You were one of the first people to come alongside me and encourage me with comments! Thank you!!!
Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Sun, May 23, 2010 @ 10:09 PM
It's very apparent to me that both of are definitely Canadians. You both need to be locked up somewhere in that huge country of yours. Of course, not so far in that vast wilderness that you cant still benefit from national healthcare! We all know how wonderful national health care is, dont we
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Sun, May 23, 2010 @ 10:12 PM
And another thing: I am so distressed my former friend, Connie Jo, would dare to bring that ridiculously horrifying card she created into this discussion. Russian Satellite spy, you've disappointed me beyond belief. Why I never!
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