IÂ’m a rhymer, not a rapper
ItÂ’s so sad but itÂ’s the truth
Bob Dylan, heÂ’s the poet
Who was hot back in my youth
But times they are a-changing,
And Bob didnÂ’t give a damn
With some repertoire arranging
He did an ad with Will.i.am
Okay – here’s the story. Frizzle has a second cousin (twice removed) who recently retired. So Frizzle told Frazzle (that’s the cousin) about this new retirement community in Wisconsin where the all chicks were perky. Frazzle was intrigued, and headed west to McCoy’s farm. Just as he was knock, knock, knockin’ on the old barn door, he heard what sounded like General Larry Platt. Oh no, how embarrassing! The General was teaching all those perky chicks how to rap to his American Idol hit, Pants on the Ground.
If you'd like to see a video of the General, .
If you're totally confused, read this and it will be as clear as strongly steeped tea.
Date: Tuesday, April 6, 2010 GMT Views: 490
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Registered: November 17, 2006 Location: Nanaimo, British Columbia Posts: 52798
Tue, Apr 06, 2010 @ 9:39 PM
ROTHLMBO.... this is super funny and amazing all in one... I love the scene you have created... awesome drawing, colouring and doodling.... Love the story line too... That American Idol hit - Pants on the Ground is too funny.... I saw AI when the old man sang it
wonderfully done.... Thanks for the smile
Registered: February 12, 2007 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 13642
Tue, Apr 06, 2010 @ 9:50 PM
what an ending to a really fun day. your story is the icing on the cake. cute cute cute hand drawn image (I am sure). Totally looks like the backside of mutnik's image. very creative and love your idea of teaching them Pants on the Ground!!! Laugh out loud funny. Thanks for the smile before bed time for this ole lady!!! tfs,
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Registered: July 27, 2007 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 132017
Wed, Apr 07, 2010 @ 12:31 AM
Well, seems to me that Frazzle's dressing more the part than Ms Mutnik's Frizzle, whose jeans actually stayed up on his waist, LOL. Brilliant, brilliant drawing, I admire your talent.
Registered: February 18, 2010 Location: Stuck in the middle! Posts: 4680
Wed, Apr 07, 2010 @ 12:54 AM
Are you sure you are not a rapper? That was quite some little rhyme you wrote. LOVE your story! Saw it live too! Amazing how some things just spread and take over. OH, and your card...WOW! Thought it was a Mutnik one for sure and then saw your name attached(high praise)! Did not know you are also an artist? This has been a fun Teapot Tuesday!
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Registered: April 19, 2006 Location: Under piles of craft stuff in New Zealand Posts: 4148
Wed, Apr 07, 2010 @ 1:45 AM
would you look at this rapper with his jeans around his knees -- lookie at those boxers -- wowza -- he sure is a cool rapper -- love this card -- you are soooooooooo clever
Oh! I love that you sketched General Larry Platt in front of the barn. First, your sketching and coloring is wonderful and your story and poem is so fun!
Registered: January 26, 2010 Location: Just tryin' to get out from under these Black and White Polka Dots! Posts: 103
Wed, Apr 07, 2010 @ 4:49 AM
Yo! Yo! Hey Broom! Wassup???
Sorry I was late to come greet you! That Muddermark...she went to bed on me! What a party pooper wimp kinda not good at rappin' kinda girl! Snort!
Hey Frazzle, dude....speaking of pants on the ground? Whoo Hoo! Muddermark won't lemme wear my diaper down low, she says sumthin might fall out and she doesn't wanna deal with it! Another case of her crimping my style.....Yah, and don't worry about me being here seeing your card.....you know being X rated and all.....Muddermark would freak but she doesn't know half the stuff I know.....I seen it all....Hey, open the barn door, lemme see closer!
One more thing, Muddermark told me that you can really rhyme and Frizzle said thats a big advantage in rappin...come on lemme see you do you stuff! Oh, and if Muddermark doesn't let up on the $42,000 thing, I know some henchmen that are outa work and doing *stuff* for free!
Love, love, love this card!!!! Off to watch your video.....is it at least rated R? Woot!!