Our precious little Canadian stamper who surreptitiously goes by the name of Isaiah 40:31, otherwise known as Heather. For some reason, Heather thought it would be wonderful fun to acknowledge my birth date as being on Ground Hog's Day.
Ms Heather made it quite clear with this work of art that I had somehow managed to dig myself a hole. Yes, a hole was dug alright; fortunately, it wasnt for me though. I will acknowledge she presented the 5 ct diamond ring correctly. BTW, that's the one I stole from Brat Card's disshevelled, disgruntled good for nothing beer guzzlin' uncle before his planned demise. Beware Heather!
I must say, Heather, this is obviously the real you. This surely must represent your true feelings, deep down or otherwise. How precious is that mega ring and those glazed glasses. I think it's also a fairly good representation of my posture in life and in stature. Yes, this would be me. Thank you so much for letting everyone know my avatar is one of Marilyn Monroe's old auburn hair photos.
You were so sweet to create such a darling card, and I must give credit where credit is due: you were pretty darn brave uploading this card.
It's more than perfect, Heather. It's just a hoot once I got beyond the major impact of seeing myself in the dirt. Your coloring is marvelous, dahling, and your coloring could stop Fruitcake's husband's nuclear warship in its waves.
So precious, just like you. Thank you so much, sweet girl. You're the bestest girl. Hugs, Anne
PLEASE everyone, leave our resident humourist a well deserved comment on this oh so brazen card of hers!
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Registered: September 21, 2006 Location: In the beautiful Sequatchie Valley, Home of the Paper Clip Project - The National Cornbread Festival Posts: 26563
Wed, Feb 24, 2010 @ 11:57 AM
I think that this is the most hilarious picture.... Sort of reminds me of that awful commercial on tv where they keep bopping people on the head in the golfer holes with a huge hammer..... I needed a laugh today and you have provided me with it... Thanks ever so much... But I hope that Heather was not comparing you to this woman, in my neck of the woods we would say "She really had brass to do that"....anyway Anne I don't see you that way.... Have a great day....
------------------------------ Happy Stamping Vicki One of Kota's Kids ***A Proud Fan Club Member *** QFTD81.... FS295
Registered: February 12, 2007 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 13642
Wed, Feb 24, 2010 @ 2:29 PM
Cute cute cute!!! I was always told that the images in the back appear to be smaller than the ones in the front. Your derriere proves that statement false!!! Rather unusual picture of you but I do see the red lipstick on your lips......must be you. I see she does not fear you.
Seriously though, cute card. love it.
hugs,
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------------------------------ Connie Jo / Sputnik / RSS / Con-Air
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Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Wed, Feb 24, 2010 @ 8:29 PM
I love your purple t-shirt Miss Anne. Heather sure did a number on you here. This is just a hoot. Must say, the gopher doesn't look too scared while staring at your derriere. hehe Cute fun card to add to your collection. TFS :0)
------------------------------ Cathy B aka: Mutnik ....or is it Nutmeg?! I get so confused!
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Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Thu, Feb 25, 2010 @ 5:08 PM
OOOOOOH I'm laughing again at this PERFECT card Heather sent you. She really does have a sense of humor and is braver than I gave her credit!!! Kudos to you Heather for calling it like it is. I hate to "butt" in, but the warships are still on their way Mrs. Ryan, so you best watch yourself. Maybe we can make a deal and send them Heather's way for portraying you in such an unflattering "position"!!! I, of course, would never stoop this low!!! LOL!!! Great, great card and I'm still laughing at it!! TFS!!!
------------------------------ Pam Co-Founder of The Punchkateerz! Fan Club Member FS149, QFTD44
Uh, Anne...that gopher makes your butt look big!
Love this fun card! Careful now, I know a few people that would kill for a 5 carat ring. You better have your security people with you when you wear it!
Heather lives only 45 minutes away from me, I am hoping to have her over to play in the craft room when things settle down a bit.
Enjoy this wonderfully humorous card!