Tea with the man in the moon ..
Or mooning the man with the tea?
Whatever it is, Here is the biz
The real story for you and for me
The cow wasn't jumping the moon,
He just had some gas and went flying
Got stuck on his butt after blowing his gut
And that's why you can see him crying.
And what you might think are the stars
Are really freckles that dotted his arse
He tried to come down cuz he felt like a clown
But he was too high up, of course.
So if anyone has a spare plane
Or a rocket or maybe a shuttle
Please go bring him back -- before we lose track
While he waits he is chewing his cuddle.
My rhyme is beginning to falter
I guess it is time for more java
While you all drink tea, it just isn't for me
To me it just tastes like hot lava.
Date: Tuesday, February 2, 2010 GMT Views: 323
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Registered: May 31, 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 14509
Tue, Feb 02, 2010 @ 9:02 AM
Well, Cat, aren't you clever! I love your pierced teapot!
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Tue, Feb 02, 2010 @ 9:54 AM
Wonderful card, many layers of love and talent are here... poem is great... and the entire case you have presented here is wonderful... love it... a good laugh and a lot of talent!!!!
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Registered: August 21, 2007 Location: Wayland MA Posts: 105073
Tue, Feb 02, 2010 @ 10:24 AM
And what, pray tell, would you prefer? coffee is fine, but AH, my cold WINE!! Your poetry is ...er....interesting!! LOL!
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Registered: July 27, 2007 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 131568
Tue, Feb 02, 2010 @ 12:15 PM
That was some dedication using a thumbtack to punch the teapot constellation!! Tea like hot lava? I'll grant you that maybe a standard teabag doesn't have a lot going for it, but what about Earl Grey, or Lapsang Souchong, or a nice Oolong. I like my coffee too - the freezer is well stocked with several varieties of beans, but there are times that tea definitely hits the spot. And after all Curt's strenuous exercise, I'd say that is one of them.
Mind you, after reading your poem, I think it's probably peppermint tea he should be drinking, to sooth however many stomachs it is that a cow has.
Registered: October 18, 2008 Location: Arizona-It's a DRY heat! Posts: 4510
Tue, Feb 02, 2010 @ 2:02 PM
OMGosh! LOL at your poem! Poor Curt! Very cute card and all the piercing is wonderful!
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