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You will have to read the full story. We are helping Miss Kitty ditch Matt Dillon after he has taken off some 42.000 times - leaving her waiting. Well, this is 42.001. He heard that there were some rustlers out and about - after tracking them down, this is elk is what he found. Them thar rustlers did not know their cattle from an elk - such a rarity around Dodge City.
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Tue, Jan 05, 2010 @ 9:34 AM
No wonder there are stuffed cattle heads lining the walls of the Long Branch Saloon! I have seen the likes of deer, elk, grizzley bears, antelope, big horn sheep stuffed and hung on the walls but cattle??? Yikes! Dodge City needs help.
No wonder Bertie is in there slinging and flinging her rope trying to rope one of them thar critters up! Dorothy when Matt and the boys get back, lets bring 'em to Colorado for a lesson in what you stuff and put on the wall! You game girlfriend??
Hee! Love your card and your story! Its so, so, well...your brother-in law! Snort!
Registered: August 21, 2007 Location: Wayland MA Posts: 104946
Tue, Jan 05, 2010 @ 12:11 PM
Apparently after 42,000 years, Matt's eyesight has gotten pretty bad. Confusing anything for an elk requires really awful ....wait a minute!! Maybe that's why Matt and Kitty have never tied the knot! He can't see how right purty she is!! Well, one of the handsome guys we have invited to the Saloon will be able to tell. Seeya Matt Dillon!! Love the card you made for your BIL!
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Registered: April 20, 2005 Location: The only Eaton Rapids on the Earth, Michigan Posts: 57568
Tue, Jan 05, 2010 @ 12:17 PM
I'm with MariLynn on this one, Dorothy. I also think he wuz jes lookin' fer an excuse to go huntin'. Ya better forewarn yer noble deer that I gots my rope with me.
It's a mightee handsome card, Dorothy! So perfect for a man's man.
Registered: June 15, 2004 Location: Denver, Co Posts: 14474
Tue, Jan 05, 2010 @ 12:29 PM
I hope Matt isn't going to bring the rustler and elk back to town. It would hurt our tea party image LOL. Perfect masculine card. Your BIL will love it.